Boys oh boys

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

the condition you cant talk about?


that's the one

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good night all.

[tedobrien]

good night all.
Why so early? Come on guys don't be shy.

Any of my graaayt mates out there? No?

Tits.

And now I've gone and written the second-last post on the page, so just one more post from one of you assmasters and nobody will read this either.

What a swizz.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Morning lads,Ah tis friday at last.
They day to by filthy ye feckers.

[oliver hymn]

blue is a colour.

[thegillabbeygowl]

blue is a colour.

You don't so mate,So is green but i hate it.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Why so early? Come on guys don't be shy.

Any of my graaayt mates out there? No?

Tits.

And now I've gone and written the second-last post on the page, so just one more post from one of you assmasters and nobody will read this either.

What a swizz.


i read it.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

blue is a colour.


so is purple :eek:

[Vincent Murphy]

Fridays oh fridays..

[Da blonde one]

Thank god it's friday and better yet i've all my work done so i'll be dossing for the day.

woop woop

[yer_one]

Thank god it's friday and better yet i've all my work done so i'll be dossing for the day.

woop woop


same as every other day then DBO ;)

[Da blonde one]

same as every other day then DBO ;)


True true, but this time i'm not just ignoring the massive pile of paperwork on my desk, it's actually done. Well most of it. Enough to make me look good.

Hee hee

[yer_one]

True true, but this time i'm not just ignoring the massive pile of paperwork on my desk, it's actually done. Well most of it. Enough to make me look good.

Hee hee


nice one!

Did anything get said the other day about over charging that client?

[Da blonde one]

nice one!

Did anything get said the other day about over charging that client?


No, I think people saw the pain and distress on my face and decided to leave me off.

They can't fire me anyway cos i'm the only one here that knows how to do my job, when they bring someone in for training then i'll start to worry.


Any plans for the weekend?

[yer_one]

No, I think people saw the pain and distress on my face and decided to leave me off.

They can't fire me anyway cos i'm the only one here that knows how to do my job, when they bring someone in for training then i'll start to worry.


Any plans for the weekend?


flying home tomorrow for a week so I will do the dutiful daughter routine and visit family. :sleeping:

how about yourself? Brog?:p

[Da blonde one]

flying home tomorrow for a week so I will do the dutiful daughter routine and visit family. :sleeping:

how about yourself? Brog?:p


Oh ya, into the Brog, meet the lads.

Perform some sexual favours and off home then

It's gona be a great weekend altogether. ;)

[yer_one]

Oh ya, into the Brog, meet the lads.

Perform some sexual favours and off home then

It's gona be a great weekend altogether. ;)

nice one, I will see you in there so, just toss them my when when you are finished.



*eeeuu just re-read that, on second thought....*

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh ya, into the Brog, meet the lads.

Perform some sexual favours and off home then

It's gona be a great weekend altogether. ;)

can't wait!

[Da blonde one]

can't wait!


Ah sher you've earned it.

[Vincent Murphy]

nice one, I will see you in there so, just toss them my when when you are finished.



*eeeuu just re-read that, on second thought....*

we can have a party afterwards in the Collig..

[Vincent Murphy]

Ah sher you've earned it.

I know, this is the most attention I've ever given a bird :D

[Da blonde one]

nice one, I will see you in there so, just toss them my when when you are finished.



*eeeuu just re-read that, on second thought....*


We could just take half each. We cold pick teams, like in school.

Heh heh heh.

I don't mind who I get.

[yer_one]

we can have a party afterwards in the Collig..


Your the Model Farm RD would be nearer, and wont your mam but unconcious after her nightly bottle of whiskey?

[yer_one]

We could just take half each. We cold pick teams, like in school.

Heh heh heh.

I don't mind who I get.

I dont know girl, very hard choice!


(do we have to pick any?)

[Da blonde one]

I know, this is the most attention I've ever given a bird :D


I know it is. Should I be priviledged? I feel so good about myself now that you paid me some attention. :rolleyes:

;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Your the Model Farm RD would be nearer, and wont your mam but unconcious after her nightly bottle of whiskey?

I think you're thinking of the Gowl's ma there..

No, my mother will be sober and asleep, can't possibly disturb her..

[Da blonde one]

I dont know girl, very hard choice!


(do we have to pick any?)


We could pick um, make them close their eyes push them into a corner naked and then leg it with their clothes.
(might aswell have a laugh at their expense like)

[yer_one]

I think you're thinking of the Gowl's ma there..

No, my mother will be sober and asleep, can't possibly disturb her..


ok we can use the pool hse, no one can hear the party there

[yer_one]

We could pick um, make them close their eyes push them into a corner naked and then leg it with their clothes.
(might aswell have a laugh at their expense like)


ya, ya cunning plan DBO.

can we wax them first though?

[Vincent Murphy]

I know it is. Should I be priviledged? I feel so good about myself now that you paid me some attention. :rolleyes:

;)

don't ruin it, it's taken me 47 years to get this close to a woman..

[Vincent Murphy]

ok we can use the pool hse, no one can hear the party there

you have a pool?

[Da blonde one]

ya, ya cunning plan DBO.

can we wax them first though?


Course, what kind of party would it be if we didn't inflict pain on the lads

[Da blonde one]

don't ruin it, it's taken me 47 years to get this close to a woman..


I know you're right. I'm sorry.

*whistles to break awkward silence*

[yer_one]

you have a pool?


well more a paddling pool and shed! :D

[yer_one]

I know you're right. I'm sorry.

*whistles to break awkward silence*


ahh be nice DBO, only womans breasts he has seen till now are his moms, on a 3 hrly basis!

[yer_one]

Course, what kind of party would it be if we didn't inflict pain on the lads


I am going to bring candles to burn wax on their asses!

[Da blonde one]

ahh be nice DBO, only womans breasts he has seen till now are his moms, on a 3 hrly basis!


I'm worried he might reject my breast after getting attached to his mothers.

Want to give it a go Vince? :lol!:

[Da blonde one]

I am going to bring candles to burn wax on their asses!

I think everyman that read that just flinched a little. hee hee

[yer_one]

I'm worried he might reject my breast after getting attached to his mothers.

Want to give it a go Vince? :lol!:


:razz: :lol:

[yer_one]

I think everyman that read that just flinched a little. hee hee


ya but will never admit to wanting to get it done ! :vamp:

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm worried he might reject my breast after getting attached to his mothers.

Want to give it a go Vince? :lol!:

emm.. I'll let you know at about 2am on Sunday morning.. :cool:

[Vincent Murphy]

ya but will never admit to wanting to get it done ! :vamp:

speak for yourself.

[yer_one]

speak for yourself.


ahh Vince, dont be shy:mrgreen:

[Da blonde one]

emm.. I'll let you know at about 2am on Sunday morning.. :cool:


Vince. I'm having no luck with you like.

My ego, MY EGO!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[Vincent Murphy]

ahh Vince, dont be shy:mrgreen:

settle down you.

[Da blonde one]

settle down you.


Listen to daddy here la

[yer_one]

settle down you.


ahh come on Vince, losen up
you have so much to learn and so little time left, ol fellar

[Vincent Murphy]

Vince. I'm having no luck with you like.

My ego, MY EGO!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

I repeat: 8-)

[Da blonde one]

I repeat: 8-)


Oh you're playing it cool.

Ya, eh, sorry but it's not working.

Besides i'm sooooo much cooler than you are. ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

ahh come on Vince, losen up
you have so much to learn and so little time left, ol fellar

I am a very learned man actually, a scholar if you will.

[yer_one]

I am a very learned man actually, a scholar if you will.


but isnt the 40yr old virgin about you?

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh you're playing it cool.

Ya, eh, sorry but it's not working.

Besides i'm sooooo much cooler than you are. ;)

cool how? cos you're into Paddy Casey and BellX1..? :roll:

[Vincent Murphy]

but isnt the 40yr old virgin about you?

I haven't seen it but I don't think so..

[Da blonde one]

cool how? cos you're into Paddy Casey and BellX1..? :roll:


Who the fuck is bellx1 when they're out?

Nah, i'm not cool at all. So uncool my parents pay my friends to hang around with me.

*sigh* :puppydog:

[Vincent Murphy]

Who the fuck is bellx1 when they're out?

Nah, i'm not cool at all. So uncool my parents pay my friends to hang around with me.

*sigh* :puppydog:

Will she give me and the lads a few bob for Saturday night? :mrgreen:

[Da blonde one]

Will she give me and the lads a few bob for Saturday night? :mrgreen:

Is the offering of tit not enough for ya?

Jesus talk about high maintanence. :D

[Vincent Murphy]

Is the offering of tit not enough for ya?

Jesus talk about high maintanence. :D

It's not bad, granted, but a bit of hard cash would only sweeten the deal. ;)

[yer_one]

It's not bad, granted, but a bit of hard cash would only sweeten the deal. ;)



:shock:

[Da blonde one]

It's not bad, granted, but a bit of hard cash would only sweeten the deal. ;)


Somehow I don't see that happening.

You should consider yourself lucky that I even offered the boobs to ya in the first place.
;)

You'll get none now, nothing at all. Ha

[Da blonde one]

:shock:


I know ya, it's a good thing I'm not a very sensative person.

[yer_one]

I know ya, it's a good thing I'm not a very sensative person.


shocking behaviour all together!
ignore him girl, hasnt a clue

[Vincent Murphy]

Somehow I don't see that happening.

You should consider yourself lucky that I even offered the boobs to ya in the first place.
;)

You'll get none now, nothing at all. Ha

How about if you just buy my drinks for the night, that way no cash actually changes hands?

[Vincent Murphy]

shocking behaviour all together!
ignore him girl, hasnt a clue

Is there any chivalry left among you birds at all?

[yer_one]

Is there any chivalry left among you birds at all?

:crazyeye:

[Da blonde one]

How about if you just buy my drinks for the night, that way no cash actually changes hands?


No that won't happen either.

I think i'll just ignore satirday night instead. Talk away to everyone else and just give you evil looks.

;)

nah, I wouldn't do that, i'm too nice. I hate that.

[yer_one]

what da fuck is this thread about?


frogs

[Da blonde one]

shocking behaviour all together!
ignore him girl, hasnt a clue


You're right girl

Moving onto the next one

[Vincent Murphy]

what da fuck is this thread about?

it's about writing a song about the girlfriend. you can share your relevant experiences with us if you like?

[Da blonde one]

frogs


LOl

Good girl

[yer_one]

You're right girl

Moving onto the next one


who's next ? mmmmm

[Da blonde one]

what da fuck is this thread about?


The theory of relativity.

[Vincent Murphy]

No that won't happen either.

I think i'll just ignore satirday night instead. Talk away to everyone else and just give you evil looks.

;)

nah, I wouldn't do that, i'm too nice. I hate that.

just buy me the first one and we'll take it from there?

[Da blonde one]

just buy me the first one and we'll take it from there?


No you fucking cheap skate. You should be the one buying me drink.

[Da blonde one]

who's next ? mmmmm


Find the next broken beaten man. Less work for me to do then. ;)

[yer_one]

strange thread just seems to be nonsense.
are you really blonde?


just the hair on her nuckles!

(is there a 'k' in that word or not?)

[Da blonde one]

strange thread just seems to be nonsense.
are you really blonde?


Tis all crap just having some fun.

Yes i'm really blonde but not anymore

WHY?

[yer_one]

Find the next broken beaten man. Less work for me to do then. ;)


easy.....Wolfy



or TBT?

[Da blonde one]

just the hair on her nuckles!

(is there a 'k' in that word or not?)


I think so , i'm not sure,

You forgot to point the hairs on my chiny chin chin

[yer_one]

I think so , i'm not sure,

You forgot to point the hairs on my chiny chin chin


or your ears!

[Da blonde one]

easy.....Wolfy



or TBT?


I don't think I amuse Wolfy enough and TBT is too easy.


(if he read that he'd flip)

Think i'll just stay on my own. I entertain me a lot more than most men do anyway

[Vincent Murphy]

No you fucking cheap skate. You should be the one buying me drink.

I was just trying to give you a chance to get me drunk.. you'd think you'd at least be a small bit grateful..

[Da blonde one]

or your ears!


Them too. Do my sideburns count?

[yer_one]

Them too. Do my sideburns count?


no cause you plate them

[Da blonde one]

I was just trying to give you a chance to get me drunk.. you'd think you'd at least be a small bit grateful..


LOL

Why would I want to get you drunk? So I could lure you into bed is it?

I'd say you're bad enough without drink in you not mind when pissed. hee hee hee

[Da blonde one]

no cause you plate them


Oh ya sher.

I have a few wispy ones coming out of my nose but they're more brown than blonde.

I bet Vince is creaming his pants reading this. LOL

[yer_one]

Oh ya sher.

I have a few wispy ones coming out of my nose but they're more brown than blonde.

I bet Vince is creaming his pants reading this. LOL


nothing excites him more than facial hair :mrgreen:

[thegillabbeygowl]

So what ye going on about now?

[Da blonde one]

nothing excites him more than facial hair :mrgreen:


Great, i'll let my beard grow out so for tomorrow night.

He's soooooo gona swoon when he see's me.

:p

[Da blonde one]

So what ye going on about now?


I'm trying to seduce Vince but it's not working.


Whats going on Gil? I think i've lost my special powers. :(

[thegillabbeygowl]

I'm trying to seduce Vince but it's not working.


Whats going on Gil? I think i've lost my special powers. :(

Today's word is raunchy.
Be raunchy and sexy.

[Vincent Murphy]

Great, i'll let my beard grow out so for tomorrow night.

He's soooooo gona swoon when he see's me.

:p


Wolfy's more into hairy women than me actually..

[Da blonde one]

Today's word is raunchy.
Be raunchy and sexy.


You're right.

*DBO prowls into thread*

So, Vince *bats eyelids* you come here often? *wiggles ass*

Ooops I dropped something. *bend and SNAP*



;)

[Da blonde one]

Wolfy's more into hairy women than me actually..


Do be trying to pawn me off on you friends.

I'm hurt now. :(


*weeps*

[Vincent Murphy]

You're right.

*DBO prowls into thread*

So, Vince *bats eyelids* you come here often? *wiggles ass*

Ooops I dropped something. *bend and SNAP*



;)

Is your back all right?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Is your back all right?

Definately gay DBO.

[Da blonde one]

Definately gay DBO.


Do you think

Maybe he is. Would make sense actually

[Vincent Murphy]

Do you think

Maybe he is. Would make sense actually

Oh you'd like everything to make sense wouldn't you..

[Da blonde one]

Oh you'd like everything to make sense wouldn't you..


yes, yes I would.

Wouldn't life be simpler.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Do you think

Maybe he is. Would make sense actually

Wew might be onto something.
And what kind of name is Vincent?
A real man would be Vinnie.

[Vincent Murphy]

Wew might be onto something.
And what kind of name is Vincent?
A real man would be Vinnie.

Only my real friends can call me Vinnie.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Only my real friends can call me Vinnie.

Ok so Vinnie;) .

[yer_one]

Only my real friends can call me Vinnie.


They call you Winnie Vince, admit it!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Only my real friends can call me Vinnie.


but you like to call yourself The V-Man

[Vincent Murphy]

Ok so Vinnie;) .

You've been a good friend Gil, I've always been able to count on you.

[Persephone]

They call you Winnie Vince, admit it!

He makes me call him Vinnie Big Balls

[Vincent Murphy]

They call you Winnie Vince, admit it!

no.

[yer_one]

He makes me call him Vinnie Big Balls


See DBO, your hunce was correct!

his a gay! :D

[Da blonde one]

He makes me call him Vinnie Big Balls


What do you reckon perse.

Do you think he's gay?

I'm throwing "virtual" shapes all over the place here and, nothing, nada.

[thegillabbeygowl]

You've been a good friend Gil, I've always been able to count on you.

And i'm always there for you if you're ever in doubt about anything.

[Vincent Murphy]

but you like to call yourself The V-Man

That's what I was caled on the old chess circuit back in the day.

[Persephone]

What do you reckon perse.

Do you think he's gay?

I'm throwing "virtual" shapes all over the place here and, nothing, nada.

Hmm i'll find out for ya

Vinnie babe what did you think of Moulin Rouge?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ahh Vince, dont be shy:mrgreen:


don't be shy

[yer_one]

Hmm i'll find out for ya

Vinnie babe what did you think of Moulin Rouge?


lol

[Vincent Murphy]

What do you reckon perse.

Do you think he's gay?

I'm throwing "virtual" shapes all over the place here and, nothing, nada.

hmm, and telling me about your facial hair..

[Vincent Murphy]

Hmm i'll find out for ya

Vinnie babe what did you think of Moulin Rouge?

Oh Perse biatch I thought it was sssuuuuuper!

[Persephone]

Oh Perse biatch I thought it was sssuuuuuper!

There ya go so DBO he is a steamer

[thegillabbeygowl]

Oh Perse biatch I thought it was sssuuuuuper!

Signed.sealed,Delive red DBO.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

See DBO, your hunce was correct!

his a gay! :D


i'd love to see DBO's hunce

[Da blonde one]

hmm, and telling me about your facial hair..


That was to see if you'd say, ya I love facial hair and then I'd know if you were into men.

I'm gona go with Perse's theory on this one.

[Da blonde one]

There ya go so DBO he is a steamer


An utter disappoinment.

I already have one gay husband, i don't want two

[Vincent Murphy]

i'd love to see DBO's hunce

I'd say it's a little hairier than is desirable..

[thegillabbeygowl]

There is a man called Vincent Murphy,
Who grabs mens cock and makes em go all spurty,
DBO thinks he's the man of her dreams,
But Brad Pitt he'd rip apart at the seams.
Steamer.

[Persephone]

An utter disappoinment.

I already have one gay husband, i don't want two

Totally off topic here but where can i get one of those rabbit vibrator thingys? i broke my last one

[Da blonde one]

I'd say it's a little hairier than is desirable..


*dig*

You're never gona know now are ya gayboy....

;)

[Da blonde one]

Totally off topic here but where can i get one of those rabbit vibrator thingys? i broke my last one


Ann summers.

There's a good sex shop over by the bus station. Have a look in there.

I'm sure Vince will lend a hand if you can't get one

How the hell did you break it anyway hun? Do I want to know

[Da blonde one]

There is a man called Vincent Murphy,
Who grabs mens cock and makes em go all spurty,
DBO thinks he's the man of her dreams,
But Brad Pitt he'd rip apart at the seams.
Steamer.


So talented Gil.

So deep.

:)

[yer_one]

Totally off topic here but where can i get one of those rabbit vibrator thingys? i broke my last one


rampant rabbit!
you use one? :eek:

[Persephone]

Ann summers.

There's a good sex shop over by the bus station. Have a look in there.

I'm sure Vince will lend a hand if you can't get one

How the hell did you break it anyway hun? Do I want to know

Earra got a bit carried away with it lately and broke it from severe over use

[Vincent Murphy]

There is a man called Vincent Murphy,
Who grabs mens cock and makes em go all spurty,
DBO thinks he's the man of her dreams,
But Brad Pitt he'd rip apart at the seams.
Steamer.

that was the best effort to get back on topic in about 3 weeks..

[Persephone]

rampant rabbit!
you use one? :eek:

Yes yes yessssssss oh god yes

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'd say it's a little hairier than is desirable..


yeah - that's what the gowl said

[Da blonde one]

Earra got a bit carried away with it lately and broke it from severe over use


Sweet jesus.

I don't even have one.

Don't really like um, they're very cold

[yer_one]

Yes yes yessssssss oh god yes



really?

I have never heard a guy using one! fair play



(ps, whats the highest score on Yankie go home)

[yer_one]

Sweet jesus.

I don't even have one.

Don't really like um, they're very cold


put it the microwave for 10 sec and you'll be fine :D

[thegillabbeygowl]

So talented Gil.

So deep.

:)

Leave him alone,He'll learn.
The Blonde One thinks he's funny and class,
But he like to pretend and stick his cock up her ass.

[Da blonde one]

put it the microwave for 10 sec and you'll be fine :D


Melted plastic stuck to your box.

Ouch

[Vincent Murphy]

Sweet jesus.

I don't even have one.

Don't really like um, they're very cold

just run some hot water on it love ;)

[Persephone]

really?

I have never heard a guy using one! fair play

(ps, whats the highest score on Yankie go home)

Yes really and it's the best thing EVER
3952 is the highest you can go i think

Sweet jesus.

I don't even have one.

Don't really like um, they're very cold

YOU HAVE TO GET ONE. i'm tellin ya gurl you will thank me for it later

[Da blonde one]

Leave him alone,He'll learn.
The Blonde One thinks he's funny and class,
But he's like to pretend and stick his cock up her ass.


LOL

[yer_one]

Melted plastic stuck to your box.

Ouch


I said 10 secs WOMAN! ;)


seriously, invest if you dont have one!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Read before that the homeless bums fill metal cigar cases with wasps and use them as vibrators.

[Da blonde one]

just run some hot water on it love ;)


Nah, i'll stick to my fingers lads. Same thing. heh heh heh

(yes vince, i hope you're disgusted by that statement);)

[yer_one]

[QUOTE=Persephone]Yes really and it's the best thing EVER
3952 is the highest you can go i think


I know they are, but a fella, never knew
learn something new everyday


*can also order on line*

[Persephone]

[QUOTE=Persephone]Yes really and it's the best thing EVER
3952 is the highest you can go i think


I know they are, but a fella, never knew
learn something new everyday


*can also order on line*

The male g-spot hun and i'd say only gayers use it hehehe

My birthdays in November 5th so now you know what to get me

[Da blonde one]

Yes really and it's the best thing EVER
3952 is the highest you can go i think



YOU HAVE TO GET ONE. i'm tellin ya gurl you will thank me for it later


Someday I will. AFter I get fed up of buying shoes i'll start buying sex toys.

[yer_one]

[QUOTE=yer_one]

The male g-spot hun and i'd say only gayers use it hehehe

My birthdays in November 5th so now you know what to get me


ya, now I get ya!
If you see a brown paper box in Nov, you k now what it is ;)

hope they are doing a BOGOF offer!

[Vincent Murphy]

ah lads..

[thegillabbeygowl]

Someday I will. AFter I get fed up of buying shoes i'll start buying sex toys.

I seen these things before,Beads on strings or some shit.
You stick em up and the make you pant.

[Da blonde one]

ah lads..


What?

[Da blonde one]

I seen these things before,Beads on strings or some shit.
You stick em up and the make you pant.


I know what you're on about.

Imagine if you stuck um up and couldn't get them back out eeeekkkk

[Persephone]

[QUOTE=Persephone]


ya, now I get ya!
If you see a brown paper box in Nov, you k now what it is ;)

hope they are doing a BOGOF offer!

YAY hurrah for the rampant rabbit ( i blame satc)

DBO buy one this weekend

[Da blonde one]

[QUOTE=yer_one]

YAY hurrah for the rampant rabbit ( i blame satc)

DBO buy one this weekend

I've spent most my money on clothes and drugs love so have to wait till next month pay day.

But as soon as i do you'll be the first to know

[Persephone]

I seen these things before,Beads on strings or some shit.
You stick em up and the make you pant.

Those would be anal beads hun and no i've never personally used them on myself before ye ask

[thegillabbeygowl]

I know what you're on about.

Imagine if you stuck um up and couldn't get them back out eeeekkkk

Saw on a show before where someone got a snooker ball stuck up the love tunnel and she had to to to the emergency room.
Oi,Doctor there is a ball stuck up me fanny,Heeelllppp.

[Da blonde one]

Wolfy you're very quiet today.

Whats up?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Those would be anal beads hun and no i've never personally used them on myself before ye ask

No,These things are for women.

[Persephone]

No,These things are for women.

Oh right know what you are on about now.

My ex bfs mum was a nurse and she had a woman come into casualty once cause she was pleasuring herself with a frozen hotdog and it defrosted in her snatch and broke off and she couldnt get it out

[fintan fogerty]

Hello all. I took some hopper on my way to work this morning. And loads of people saw it. I had to pretend it didn't hurt. My hand is in bits though.

[Da blonde one]

Oh right know what you are on about now.

My ex bfs mum was a nurse and she had a woman come into casualty once cause she was pleasuring herself with a frozen hotdog and it defrosted in her snatch and broke off and she couldnt get it out


Oh my god.

If something like that happened(not that it would) I wouldn't even go to the hospital, push the thing out like a sprog or find the nearest hungry dog.

(only messin, thats sick)

[thegillabbeygowl]

Oh right know what you are on about now.

My ex bfs mum was a nurse and she had a woman come into casualty once cause she was pleasuring herself with a frozen hotdog and it defrosted in her snatch and broke off and she couldnt get it out

Ok,I'm going for lunch now and all i;ll be thinking about is the bit of a sausage in granny snatch.

[Da blonde one]

Hello all. I took some hopper on my way to work this morning. And loads of people saw it. I had to pretend it didn't hurt. My hand is in bits though.



Awwwwwwwww poor fintan.

Cmere for a hug I suppose.

[Da blonde one]

Ok,I'm going for lunch now and all i;ll be thinking about is the bit of a sausage in granny snatch.


Yum yum. What cha havin? a big hefty kebab loaded with meat?

*vomit*

[fintan fogerty]

Cheers blondie. And now I nearly fell off my chair reading all the sauce. I'd say Ted is having a right go on the lad

[Da blonde one]

Cheers blondie. And now I nearly fell off my chair reading all the sauce. I'd say Ted is having a right go on the lad


You mean you're having a right go on the lad. Must be hard to type and play with yourself at the same time.:p

And they say men can't multitask. Pffft

[fintan fogerty]

You mean you're having a right go on the lad. Must be hard to type and play with yourself at the same time.:p

And they say men can't multitask. Pffft

You wish blondie. I'm too busy playing the mandolin to think about playing my own instrument.

[Da blonde one]

You wish blondie. I'm too busy playing the mandolin to think about playing my own instrument.


Why would I wish you were playing with yourself?
You know women don't get off on that sort of thing at all.

Finish that song yet?

[fintan fogerty]

Why would I wish you were playing with yourself?
You know women don't get off on that sort of thing at all.

Finish that song yet?

They might when it's Finnerty. And I had finished but I med four new birds last night so I have to add a few more verses.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Cheers blondie. And now I nearly fell off my chair reading all the sauce. I'd say Ted is having a right go on the lad


he's removed his own stomach

[Da blonde one]

They might when it's Finnerty. And I had finished but I med four new birds last night so I have to add a few more verses.


Ahhhhh FFS. Yer one isn't gona be happy about this at all.

You're such a procrastinater.

[Da blonde one]

he's removed his own stomach


Ignore my polite question anyway...:cry:

[fintan fogerty]

I can't help it if all the cailini ask me if they can be in the song.

[Vincent Murphy]

he's removed his own stomach

did he pull it clean off himself again?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I can't help it if all the cailini ask me if they can be in the song.


were they all trying to touch your mandolin as usual?

[fintan fogerty]

were they all trying to touch your mandolin as usual?

They were trying to get past the mandolin the the old egg carton. Shameless hussies

[Vincent Murphy]

do you ever play the spoons Finnerty? You could try playing them on dbo..

[fintan fogerty]

I heard she likes a bit of spoons alright. No better man!

[Vincent Murphy]

no better man wha!

[Da blonde one]

What can you possibly do with a spoon and a female?

Eat her is the obvious one but anythin less disgusting than that?

[Vincent Murphy]

What can you possibly do with a spoon and a female?

Eat her is the obvious one but anythin less disgusting than that?

Would you listen to her trying to act all innocent..

Do you not remember requesting a spooning a couple of days ago?

[Da blonde one]

Would you listen to her trying to act all innocent..

Do you not remember requesting a spooning a couple of days ago?


By spooning I meant the actual shape of a spoon while you sleep,.

Ever hear of it? Only you would turn it into something dirty

[fintan fogerty]

By spooning I meant the actual shape of a spoon while you sleep,.

Ever hear of it? Only you would turn it into something dirty

Yes while you sleep. That's it. It's one of my favourite sleeping positions actually.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

spooning ..... isn't that the girl version of teabagging?

[Da blonde one]

Yes while you sleep. That's it. It's one of my favourite sleeping positions actually.


See Vince someone that doesn't only have filth on the brain.

Spooning is the job until it gets too warm then its back over to your own side of the bed.

[fintan fogerty]

See Vince someone that doesn't only have filth on the brain.

Spooning is the job until it gets too warm then its back over to your own side of the bed.

I didn't mean sleeping. I meant "sleeping"

[Vincent Murphy]

See Vince someone that doesn't only have filth on the brain.

Spooning is the job until it gets too warm then its back over to your own side of the bed.

And leave the spoon on the other side?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Yum yum. What cha havin? a big hefty kebab loaded with meat?

*vomit*

Had a mayo,cheese and chicken roll in Fitzjerald park there with a friend.
I'm, on a diet for Aussie to try and loose the gut,eating salad like mad,Feel like a fucking rabbit.
Oh were the Diet Coke better have cancelled out all that cheese and mayo.

[Da blonde one]

I didn't mean sleeping. I meant "sleeping"

Oh I see.

PERVERT

:p

[Da blonde one]

And leave the spoon on the other side?


Hardy harrrrrrrrrr.

[Da blonde one]

Had a mayo,cheese and chicken roll in Fitzjerald park there with a friend.
I'm, on a diet for Aussie to try and loose the gut,eating salad like mad,Feel like a fucking rabbit.
Oh were the Diet Coke better have cancelled out all that cheese and mayo.


It would have i'd say.

i can turn you off mayo in about 5 minutes if you want.

I have a passion of hatred for the stuff...

[thegillabbeygowl]

It would have i'd say.

i can turn you off mayo in about 5 minutes if you want.

I have a passion of hatred for the stuff...

The cum ion the mayo in the burgerland is it?

[Da blonde one]

The cum ion the mayo in the burgerland is it?


No just the fact that it looks and tastes like cum.

Lingers around at the back of your tonsils for a while too.

Manky shit

[thegillabbeygowl]

No just the fact that it looks and tastes like cum.

Lingers around at the back of your tonsils for a while too.

Manky shit

Now,I've never tasted cum,But i'm pretty sure it doesn't taste like mayo.

[fintan fogerty]

Oh I see.

PERVERT

:p

waayy heeyy Finnerty

[Da blonde one]

Now,I've never tasted cum,But i'm pretty sure it doesn't taste like mayo.


We'll agree to disagree

[Da blonde one]

waayy heeyy Finnerty


Are you proud of yourself or something?

[fintan fogerty]

Are you proud of yourself or something?

It's certainly a step in the right direction. Compared to what I usually get called

[Da blonde one]

It's certainly a step in the right direction. Compared to what I usually get called


:D



Wanker, something like that is it?

Only kidding

[fintan fogerty]

:D



Wanker, something like that is it?

Only kidding

Better again. I'm on a roll

[Da blonde one]

Better again. I'm on a roll


It's times like this I wish I had tourettes.



*scoff*

[fintan fogerty]

:D



Wanker, something like that is it?

Only kidding

Are you one of odb (the turkey) gang?

[Da blonde one]

Are you one of odb (the turkey) gang?


I have no idea what you're talking about pet

[fintan fogerty]

The guy who wanted to get rid of me!! And now you called me names.

[Da blonde one]

The guy who wanted to get rid of me!! And now you called me names.


I was only messing with you.

Sorry

[fintan fogerty]

Ah no, I knew that. Don't worry, I was asking for it anyway.

[Da blonde one]

Ah no, I knew that. Don't worry, I was asking for it anyway.


You weren't I was just having a go for the laugh.

Could have been worse compared to half the things we said about Vince, he took it well though god love him.

[thegillabbeygowl]

We'll agree to disagree

Ah jesus,Last month it tasted like bleach and this month mayo.
I think it has a salty taste.

[Da blonde one]

Ah jesus,Last month it tasted like bleach and this month mayo.
I think it has a salty taste.


Smells like bleach.

Thought you said you never tasted it

[thegillabbeygowl]

Smells like bleach.

Thought you said you never tasted it

Not sober.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I have no idea what you're talking about pet


whenever he does something silly - just say "Well done" under your breath - but lous enough for him to hear - he loves it!!

[Da blonde one]

Not sober.


Tell me tell me....

I love stories like these.

[Da blonde one]

whenever he does something silly - just say "Well done" under your breath - but lous enough for him to hear - he loves it!!


Like this:

Well done

[thegillabbeygowl]

Tell me tell me....

I love stories like these.

No,I'm not having everyone call me a queer again.

[Da blonde one]

No,I'm not having everyone call me a queer again.


Fair nuff.

I don't think you're queer pet. and so what if you were anyway.

People call me a slut, I know i'm not, my friends know i'm not and thats all that matters.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Fair nuff.

I don't think you're queer pet. and so what if you were anyway.

People call me a slut, I know i'm not, my friends know i'm not and thats all that matters.

Hope you tell em to fuck right off.

[fintan fogerty]

Like this:

Well done

Who said well done?? I heard that!!

[Da blonde one]

Hope you tell em to fuck right off.


Course I do.

I'm not the type of person that just sits there and lets people say what they want. I will always stand up for myself and anyone else that I think is being wrongly accused of something.

Anyone says anything to you about being gay again, tell um fuck off, its none of their business and if they have a problem with it then thats just tough fuckin shit.

*rant over* :)

[Da blonde one]

Who said well done?? I heard that!!


They went that way.



well done

[thegillabbeygowl]

Course I do.

I'm not the type of person that just sits there and lets people say what they want. I will always stand up for myself and anyone else that I think is being wrongly accused of something.

Anyone says anything to you about being gay again, tell um fuck off, its none of their business and if they have a problem with it then thats just tough fuckin shit.

*rant over* :)

Go on DBO.

[Vincent Murphy]

Boys oh Boys, I was awful busy there for an hour. What time we hitting the Bróg tomorrow?

[Vincent Murphy]

have a good weekend everyone, I'm off to get the train, I'll see some of you in the Bróg tomorrow night!

[Da blonde one]

Boys oh Boys, I was awful busy there for an hour. What time we hitting the Bróg tomorrow?


Bout 9.

Don't forget you're buying the drink

[Rebel Yell]

No,I'm not having everyone call me a queer again.


QUEER

[Da blonde one]

QUEER


Shup you.

Whittish

[Rebel Yell]

Shup you.

Whittish


Hope you're not queer as well??? I want you to have my babies!!!!

[Da blonde one]

Hope you're not queer as well??? I want you to have my babies!!!!


NAh i'm not queer. Not sure about the babies thing yet, don't you think it's a bit soon?

[thegillabbeygowl]

QUEER

Woooo,I'm scared.
If it was anyone else i would have got angry,but this is you and you're special.

[Da blonde one]

Woooo,I'm scared.
If it was anyone else i would have got angry,but this is you and you're special.


I know what you mean, ya can't get mad at rebel. he's too cute

[Rebel Yell]

Woooo,I'm scared.
If it was anyone else i would have got angry,but this is you and you're special.


Thanks...I hate gay bashing in all it's forms...YA BIG QUEER!!!!

[thegillabbeygowl]

I know what you mean, ya can't get mad at rebel. he's too cute

He's a right old Billy Idol.

[Rebel Yell]

He's a right old Billy Idol.

I was a real wild child......twas the gout that ruined it!!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

is Yell short for the Yellow Pages?

[Da blonde one]

I was a real wild child......twas the gout that ruined it!!!!


Ya blame the gout....mammy's boy

[fintan fogerty]

See ya down the brog Vince. Same table as always

[fintan fogerty]

Thanks for the mention in the signature blondie. It's done wonders for my street cred

[Da blonde one]

See ya down the brog Vince. Same table as always

Yer not really goin are ye?

If ye are i'll just poke my head in and have a sconce at ye and then leave. Ye won't even know it was me. whoooohahahahahahaha haha

[Rebel Yell]

Yer not really goin are ye?

If ye are i'll just poke my head in and have a sconce at ye and then leave. Ye won't even know it was me. whoooohahahahahahaha haha

Freak

[Da blonde one]

Thanks for the mention in the signature blondie. It's done wonders for my street cred


Course it does, being in my signature is like being related to the mafia boy.;)

Now shut up and kiss my ring,(not that ring pervert)

[fintan fogerty]

We go there every weekend

[Da blonde one]

Freak


Here's your knife.

I found it in my back...


Never havin babies with you now, traitor

[Rebel Yell]

Course it does, being in my signature is like being related to the mafia boy.;)

Now shut up and kiss my ring,(not that ring pervert)


MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUAAAA ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCC

(sound of kissing your ring)

[Da blonde one]

We go there every weekend


Lie

[Da blonde one]

MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUAAAA ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCC

(sound of kissing your ring)


Sounded like you were getting sick there rebel.

Cmon and we start making babies. ;)

[fintan fogerty]

No we do. A few pints and a chat about teaching. Just like that tv show, emmmm teachers I think it was called

[Rebel Yell]

Sounded like you were getting sick there rebel.

Cmon and we start making babies. ;)


I've already started the foreplay gurl...I am kissing your ring after all !!!!

[Da blonde one]

No we do. A few pints and a chat about teaching. Just like that tv show, emmmm teachers I think it was called



Okay I believe you.....


*cough*

Thanks for inviting me ye fuckers. *sulk*

[Da blonde one]

I've already started the foreplay gurl...I am kissing your ring after all !!!!


If thats what you call foreplay then we're gona have some serious problems.

Like this la.........

[Rebel Yell]

If thats what you call foreplay then we're gona have some serious problems.

Like this la.........


OK so...bye.....twas fun while it lasted!!!!

[fintan fogerty]

Okay I believe you.....


*cough*

Thanks for inviting me ye fuckers. *sulk*

Emm I think we did!!!! Tonight and tomorrow night. The brog.

[Da blonde one]

OK so...bye.....twas fun while it lasted!!!!


:rolleyes:


Typical fuckin male.

And here I was thinking you loved me. Couldn't have been more wrong :p

[Da blonde one]

Emm I think we did!!!! Tonight and tomorrow night. The brog.


Nah I wont.

Plus I don't believe that ye will actually be there when I get there and that would make me cry you see