Boys oh boys

[yer_one]

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2004/10/29/102904-funny-face.png


did my mom give you that picture.....the bitch! :twisted:

[Da blonde one]

jesus.


Twas a joke.

Don't go rooting around in the cutlery drawer just yet.

[Da blonde one]

Blondie......... I think that sliced pan is trying to get your attention


nah he's not.

He's trying to wreck the thread.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:eek:

[Da blonde one]

:eek:


Welcome back.

Got anything you want to share with the group?

[FL4ZGN]

http://www.marotti.com/images/smallsize/Family/big%20yawn%20(Small) .jpg

[Vincent Murphy]

Welcome back.

Got anything you want to share with the group?

Come on Wolfington, out with it.

[Da blonde one]

Come on Wolfington, out with it.


What about you? anything you want to declare?

[Vincent Murphy]

What about you? anything you want to declare?

no I'm still shocked at your little spoon fetish.

[Da blonde one]

no I'm still shocked at your little spoon fetish.


heh heh.

I got ago now. Don't miss me too much.

Have a good evening lads.

Adios amigo's.


Vince, I want info. lol. later

[yer_one]

no I'm still shocked at your little spoon fetish.


not the only fetish she has!

[Vincent Murphy]

heh heh.

I got ago now. Don't miss me too much.

Have a good evening lads.

Adios amigo's.


Vince, I want info. lol. later

you wish ;)

have a good evening!

[yer_one]

you wish ;)

have a good evening!


you are like a closed book Vince, no pages but closed

[Vincent Murphy]

not the only fetish she has!

tell me more.

[yer_one]

tell me more.


I am sure I can trade info if you do the same!

[Vincent Murphy]

you are like a closed book Vince, no pages but closed

the pages are actually all stuck together after Ted mistook it for a copy of "Perfect 10".

[Vincent Murphy]

I am sure I can trade info if you do the same!

let me see, what dirt have I got on da blonde one...

[yer_one]

let me see, what dirt have I got on da blonde one...


no smart ass!! info on you!

[Vincent Murphy]

no smart ass!! info on you!

but you know practically everything about me!

[yer_one]

but you know practically everything about me!


good point, whats there to know really

[Vincent Murphy]

good point, whats there to know really

COP ON WILL YA!!

[yer_one]

COP ON WILL YA!!


you cop on, twiglet man

[Vincent Murphy]

you cop on, twiglet man

if you're not careful I'll get Angela to sit on you.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you are like a closed book Vince, no pages but closed


that's finnerty's style of teaching. keeps the books closed and the mando playing fairy tale of new york

[Vincent Murphy]

that's finnerty's style of teaching. keeps the books closed and the mando playing fairy tale of new york

the man's a joy to watch when he's in full flight, the way he imparts that knowledge..

[fintan fogerty]

Cheers boys!! and remember vote for me in the next "teacher of the month"

[t_mccarthy]

Cheers boys!! and remember vote for me in the next "teacher of the month"



you've got my vote.

[t_mccarthy]

the man's a joy to watch when he's in full flight, the way he imparts that knowledge..


that's right - he doesn't normally curse but ....

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good morning all. have an outstanding day today.

[yer_one]

good morning all. have an outstanding day today.


Morning Wolfe, how's the weather there in Romford?

[Da blonde one]

good morning all. have an outstanding day today.


Someones cheerful this morning.

Get lucky last night or something? heh heh

[Vincent Murphy]

aw Jesus I could sleep for Ireland today.

[yer_one]

aw Jesus I could sleep for Ireland today.


out partying it last night?

[Vincent Murphy]

out partying it last night?

no but I was up watching telly and the time just passed me by and before I knew it it was 11pm.

[yer_one]

no but I was up watching telly and the time just passed me by and before I knew it it was 11pm.


you made thing! up until 11!

Did you watch the Apprentice?

[Vincent Murphy]

you made thing! up until 11!

Did you watch the Apprentice?

no I was watching the football. was the apprentice good?

[Da blonde one]

no but I was up watching telly and the time just passed me by and before I knew it it was 11pm.


OH MY GOD. 11 PM

You must be knackered...:rolleye s:


1 o clock is late, 11 is early...

You wouldn't last a weekend in my place

Amatuer.......hee hee

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

apprentice was alright - a bit predictable though

[Vincent Murphy]

apprentice was alright - a bit predictable though

Did Kenny die again?

[Vincent Murphy]

OH MY GOD. 11 PM

You must be knackered...:rolleye s:


1 o clock is late, 11 is early...

You wouldn't last a weekend in my place

Amatuer.......hee hee

Ah I'm not too bad on weekends, it's just I can't function if I don't get 11 hours sleep.

[yer_one]

no I was watching the football. was the apprentice good?

ya, down to the final 2

[yer_one]

apprentice was alright - a bit predictable though


I was hoping Ruth went instead of Anstil, dont like her at all

[Vincent Murphy]

I was hoping Ruth went instead of Anstil, dont like her at all

:roll:

[yer_one]

:roll:


what is :roll: about Twiglet man?

[Vincent Murphy]

what is :roll: about Twiglet man?

ah birds, what can I say..

[yer_one]

ah birds, what can I say..


you could at lest answer a question without side stepping

[Vincent Murphy]

you could at lest answer a question without side stepping

oh the claws are coming out again..

[yer_one]

oh the claws are coming out again..


nah, ignore me
a bit tired today!

[Vincent Murphy]

nah, ignore me
a bit tired today!

everyone's tired this morning except Wolfy.

[yer_one]

everyone's tired this morning except Wolfy.

ah I cant complain too much, last day of the week for me and off all next week.

Wolfy was prob tucked up in bed by 8.30 last night

[Vincent Murphy]

ah I cant complain too much, last day of the week for me and off all next week.

Wolfy was prob tucked up in bed by 8.30 last night

nice for some!

Yeah you know Wolfy doesn't even have a telly?

[yer_one]

nice for some!

Yeah you know Wolfy doesn't even have a telly?


ah its not if I am going off to the sun, just home for a week and by the sounds of it the weather is crap so might as well stay her.

does he just listen to the radio?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

nice for some!

Yeah you know Wolfy doesn't even have a telly?


no tv - it deadens the brain.

called over to Suck to watch the appprentice though.

am in bed normally at 9pm - but i get up at 5am for a swim and then listen to Deutsch Heute FM for 2 hours. There was a great play on - Frikken in der Lustgarten - a classic!

[yer_one]

no tv - it deadens the brain.

called over to Suck to watch the appprentice though.

am in bed normally at 9pm - but i get up at 5am for a swim and then listen to Deutsch Heute FM for 2 hours. There was a great play on - Frikken in der Lustgarten - a classic!


sounds fab :sleeping:

[Vincent Murphy]

ah its not if I am going off to the sun, just home for a week and by the sounds of it the weather is crap so might as well stay her.

does he just listen to the radio?


I think he just listens to classical records and reads German newspapers.

Are you going back to Ballincollig then?

[yer_one]

I think he just listens to classical records and reads German newspapers.

Are you going back to Ballincollig then?


Wolfy has just a fulfilling life.

I am boy, they will have a parade for my return!

[Da blonde one]

Hiccup!!!!!


Lads i've had the hiccups since 8.30 this morning.

I've tried everything and they wont go away. :(


Will someone just please kill me....

[yer_one]

Hiccup!!!!!


Lads i've had the hiccups since 8.30 this morning.

I've tried everything and they wont go away. :(


Will someone just please kill me....


have you held your breath?

[Persephone]

Hiccup!!!!!


Lads i've had the hiccups since 8.30 this morning.

I've tried everything and they wont go away. :(


Will someone just please kill me....

*points & laughs*

how are ya anyway gurl?

[Vincent Murphy]

Hiccup!!!!!


Lads i've had the hiccups since 8.30 this morning.

I've tried everything and they wont go away. :(


Will someone just please kill me....

Have you tried gargling Sambuca?

[Da blonde one]

have you held your breath?


I've tried everything girl, I also nearly drowned my lungs with a litre of water, I even ate but if anything that just made it worse.

Imagine if you had them forever.

Haven't hiccuped in 10 seconds yet, fingers crossed.

[Da blonde one]

*points & laughs*

how are ya anyway gurl?


I'm grand lovey (aside from the heart in my throat part)

Hows you? get up to anything strange or wonderful lately?

[fintan fogerty]

Morning all. Another great lie in for Finnerty!! You up for the brog this weekend yer one??

[yer_one]

Morning all. Another great lie in for Finnerty!! You up for the brog this weekend yer one??

I will be in town sat or sun night if you want to buy me a snowball

[Da blonde one]

Have you tried gargling Sambuca?


No. That would make me vomit, although that could get rid of the hiccups I suppose.

I''ll just pop into the self service bar in the kitchen and get one. :p

[Vincent Murphy]

Morning all. Another great lie in for Finnerty!! You up for the brog this weekend yer one??

I'm well up for the Bróg on Saturday night. I wonder is Ted around..

[Persephone]

I'm grand lovey (aside from the heart in my throat part)

Hows you? get up to anything strange or wonderful lately?

Earra not too bad like. I molested someone in tescos yesterday morto like

[Da blonde one]

Earra not too bad like. I molested someone in tescos yesterday morto like


LOL

Male or female?

Era either way they were probably well chuffed.

[Persephone]

LOL

Male or female?

Era either way they were probably well chuffed.

Male,

I thought it was a friend of mine like and in all fairness he was the head off him.
Grabbed his arse and gave it a squeeze and just said "howya"

It wasn't him at all

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i know - you mortified me - and you squeezed too hard - i have a massive bruise now!!

[fintan fogerty]

I will be in town sat or sun night if you want to buy me a snowball

I thought it was you doing the buying. What about your promise?

[yer_one]

I'm well up for the Bróg on Saturday night. I wonder is Ted around..


you buying the drinks then Vince?

[Persephone]

i know - you mortified me - and you squeezed too hard - i have a massive bruise now!!

Shup Wolfy you should be delighted cause i'd say it is the only swelling you have ever had in your pants

[yer_one]

I thought it was you doing the buying. What about your promise?


what promise?

[Da blonde one]

Male,

I thought it was a friend of mine like and in all fairness he was the head off him.
Grabbed his arse and gave it a squeeze and just said "howya"

It wasn't him at all

I laughed so hard I snorted.....

Oh my god. Perse i'm mortified for you.

Its bad enough when you shout someones name walking down the street or wave and its not them but grabbing their ass.

LMAO.

[yer_one]

Shup Wolfy you should be delighted cause i'd say it is the only swelling you have ever had in your pants



:lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

you buying the drinks then Vince?

Always the freeloader yer one.

[yer_one]

Always the freeloader yer one.



ah I am good for them though

[Vincent Murphy]

ah I am good for them though

you might get one if you're lucky.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

don't know what you're laughing at - he said afterwards that he was thinking of you while he was doing it.

[yer_one]

don't know what you're laughing at - he said afterwards that he was thinking of you while he was doing it.



I dont mind, could be worse

[yer_one]

you might get one if you're lucky.


no if you're lucky

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I dont mind, could be worse


yeah - but then he said that it wasn't an exact replica as mine was less saggy and less hairy. ....

[yer_one]

yeah - but then he said that it wasn't an exact replica as mine was less saggy and less hairy. ....



isnt less saggy & hairy better?

[Persephone]

I laughed so hard I snorted.....

Oh my god. Perse i'm mortified for you.

Its bad enough when you shout someones name walking down the street or wave and its not them but grabbing their ass.

LMAO.

I'm still mortified over it. I'll never be able to go back there again unless i wear a disguise or something

[Vincent Murphy]

no if you're lucky

oi stop turning everything into filth..

[yer_one]

oi stop turning everything into filth..


I AM NOT

its your brain, perve

[Vincent Murphy]

I AM NOT

its your brain, perve

I know your type, old frustrated thirtysomethings..

[yer_one]

I know your type, old frustrated thirtysomethings..


not in the slightest ! ;)

I am only 30, so not thirthysomething yet, ol feller

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

isnt less saggy & hairy better?

better for me - yes.

[fintan fogerty]

isnt less saggy & hairy better?

Is this Bergin?

[Da blonde one]

I'm still mortified over it. I'll never be able to go back there again unless i wear a disguise or something


You should do it to everyone from now on.

They'll put a picture of you up in tesco warning the shoppers to beware.

Imagine getting thrown out of tesco for grabbing peoples asses. I think you should do it. 15 minutes of fame and all that.

[Vincent Murphy]

not in the slightest ! ;)

I am only 30, so not thirthysomething yet, ol feller

well you're not twentysomething anymore anyway!

[yer_one]

well you're not twentysomething anymore anyway!


I know but I am 30 not thirtysomething
cud be worse I suppose, I could be fortysomething :lol!:

[Persephone]

You should do it to everyone from now on.

They'll put a picture of you up in tesco warning the shoppers to beware.

Imagine getting thrown out of tesco for grabbing peoples asses. I think you should do it. 15 minutes of fame and all that.

Was thrown out of Guineys once

Guineys like

[Vincent Murphy]

I know but I am 30 not thirtysomething
cud be worse I suppose, I could be fortysomething :lol!:

fortysomething is the new twentysomething..;)

[yer_one]

fortysomething is the new twentysomething..;)


dont kid yourself Vince

[Vincent Murphy]

Was thrown out of Guineys once

Guineys like

did he say "you're a nice guy but i don't like you"?

[fintan fogerty]

He was thrown out for slapping Allistair. Guiney said "cmere boy, I'd love to fight you. But I can't. I'd be fired

[Da blonde one]

I just sparked a fag up at my desk. Totally unaware of what I was doing.

i'm fucking weird today. :confused:

[yer_one]

I just sparked a fag up at my desk. Totally unaware of what I was doing.

i'm fucking weird today. :confused:


oooh would love a fag now!! crap crap stop!!

how are the hiccups?

[Da blonde one]

oooh would love a fag now!! crap crap stop!!

how are the hiccups?


Gone now. But when I went out for a fag I got them again but now they're gone again.

I hate the hiccups when you're trying to smoke,goes down into the pit of your stomach.

You off the fags or something?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

did he say "you're a nice guy but i don't like you"?

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaantastic

[yer_one]

Gone now. But when I went out for a fag I got them again but now they're gone again.

I hate the hiccups when you're trying to smoke,goes down into the pit of your stomach.

You off the fags or something?



ya off them about 8 wks but really hanging for one today!
just lucky I am not within walking distance to a shop or I would be one!

[Da blonde one]

ya off them about 8 wks but really hanging for one today!
just lucky I am not within walking distance to a shop or I would be one!


At least you're off them. Fair play to ya.

I've never even tried, but then again I figure i have a good few years of smoking in me yet before I start to think about my health.

Maybe when i'm 25, i'll think about it then.

[Vincent Murphy]

At least you're off them. Fair play to ya.

I've never even tried, but then again I figure i have a good few years of smoking in me yet before I start to think about my health.

Maybe when i'm 25, i'll think about it then.

God what a disgusting habit.

[Da blonde one]

God what a disgusting habit.


So is picking your ass but I don't say anything to you about it, do I?

[yer_one]

At least you're off them. Fair play to ya.

I've never even tried, but then again I figure i have a good few years of smoking in me yet before I start to think about my health.

Maybe when i'm 25, i'll think about it then.


Ah no I had to, medical reasons but I wanted to anyway.
I was just lucky this time as I was ill for a week and couldnt smoke so didnt bother going back.

No point even trying girl until you want to

[yer_one]

So is picking your ass but I don't say anything to you about it, do I?




LMAO nice one

[Vincent Murphy]

LMAO nice one

how did she know?

[yer_one]

how did she know?



Russel told her!

[Da blonde one]

how did she know?


I can smell your fingers from here boy.

[Vincent Murphy]

I can smell your fingers from here boy.

:eek:

[Da blonde one]

:eek:


Its true isn't it. :p

Men, yer all the same.

[yer_one]

:eek:


at least clean under your nails Vince!

[Vincent Murphy]

at least clean under your nails Vince!

I was picking under them with a safety pin earlier, is that ok?

[fintan fogerty]

Last time I buy a doughnut from you Vince. Bloody hell

[Da blonde one]

at least clean under your nails Vince!


LOL

Ewwww

I hope you don't bite your nails Vince, a years supply of ass fluff lodged in your teeth.

:p

[yer_one]

LOL

Ewwww

I hope you don't bite your nails Vince, a years supply of ass fluff lodged in your teeth.

:p



just the look for the Brog on Sat night, you might pull this week Vince

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

just the look for the Brog on Sat night, you might pull this week Vince



Vince "pulls" every week. Several times a day usually. Still though, it's not a patch on Ted!

[yer_one]

Vince "pulls" every week. Several times a day usually. Still though, it's not a patch on Ted!



See DBO that is why Vince has a bald patch on his groin!

[Da blonde one]

See DBO that is why Vince has a bald patch on his groin!


LOL

I think Wolfy has a bit of a crush on Vince.

Sorry if i've just outed you BTW Wolfy.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

See DBO that is why Vince has a bald patch on his groin!


no. that's from something else.

[yer_one]

no. that's from something else.



ahhh go on Wolfy, tell us.
Vince wont mind! 8)

[Vincent Murphy]

ahhh go on Wolfy, tell us.
Vince wont mind! 8)

welly, welly, welly, everyone having a good laugh at Vince's expense eh?

One of these days people, it's all going to come back and slap ye in the face, oh yes.. you just wait.

p.s. Wolfy's pubes are half grey-half ginger..

[yer_one]

welly, welly, welly, everyone having a good laugh at Vince's expense eh?

One of these days people, it's all going to come back and slap ye in the face, oh yes.. you just wait.

p.s. Wolfy's pubes are half grey-half ginger..



ahh Vince you love all the attention!


how do you know about Wolfys pubes?

[Vincent Murphy]

ahh Vince you love all the attention!


how do you know about Wolfys pubes?

from seeing one of his gentleman's interest dvd's of course!

[yer_one]

from seeing one of his gentleman's interest dvd's of course!



well you must have done a pause to get that much detail!

[Da blonde one]

well you must have done a pause to get that much detail!


More like pause and drewl....

[Vincent Murphy]

well you must have done a pause to get that much detail!

well he was giving 3 hot Kraut birds a good seeing-to all at once at the time..

[yer_one]

More like pause and drewl....



wonder what was dribbling though :lol:

[Da blonde one]

wonder what was dribbling though :lol:


LOL

Mental image.

I think i'm disturbed now

[Vincent Murphy]

More like pause and drewl....

Ted drooled all over the sofa actually, it just didn't come from his mouth.

[Vincent Murphy]

LOL

Mental image.

I think i'm disturbed now

Says the one who dripped all over the brand new thread carpet last week.. :smile:

[yer_one]

LOL

Mental image.

I think i'm disturbed now


Girl, they disturbed me long time ago!

[Da blonde one]

Ted drooled all over the sofa actually, it just didn't come from his mouth.


Oh I spelt drool wrong...having a blonde moment.


Who the hell is ted? Is he your lover cos that would explain a LOT :p

[yer_one]

Oh I spelt drool wrong...having a blonde moment.


Who the hell is ted? Is he your lover cos that would explain a LOT :p


Ted McCarthy, the founder of this thread

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh I spelt drool wrong...having a blonde moment.


Who the hell is ted? Is he your lover cos that would explain a LOT :p

He's Ted aka Wanky Teddy, posts in here sometimes, another one of our colleagues.

[Da blonde one]

Says the one who dripped all over the brand new thread carpet last week.. :smile:


Ya but that was your fault.

You've such a sexy way with words. :rolleyes:

;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Ted McCarthy, the founder of this thread

no no no, that's Tony. Have you learnt nothing child?

[Da blonde one]

He's Ted aka Wanky Teddy, posts in here sometimes, another one of our colleagues.


You avoided the real question.

The one we all want to know....

Is Ted your lover?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ahhh go on Wolfy, tell us.
Vince wont mind! 8)


no. he made me sware on his favourite book (a double novel of Frankenstein and Dracula he nicked from Tony).

[Vincent Murphy]

Ya but that was your fault.

You've such a sexy way with words. :rolleyes:

;)

Do you think I should open one of those sexy phonelines?

Would you be willing to pay for the privilege of what I gave you last week?

[Vincent Murphy]

You avoided the real question.

The one we all want to know....

Is Ted your lover?

no way, jesus he's about 90!

[yer_one]

no no no, that's Tony. Have you learnt nothing child?

child??!!?
not too old am I now?

[Da blonde one]

Do you think I should open one of those sexy phonelines?

Would you be willing to pay for the privilege of what I gave you last week?


Oh ya definately.

You'd make a killing. I on the other hand wouldn't pay for it when I know I can get it for nothing ;)


I'd actually do one of those lines things though, Good money, work from home and sher you could be painting your toe nails while telling some fella that you think he's "big". One of the best jobs in the world i'd say. *sponsered by Calsberg*

[Vincent Murphy]

child??!!?
not too old am I now?

bless you my dear child.

That's what LBJ would say if he were here now.

[Da blonde one]

no way, jesus he's about 90!


Age is only a number.

Poor ted..

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh ya definately.

You'd make a killing. I on the other hand wouldn't pay for it when I know I can get it for nothing ;)


I'd actually do one of those lines things though, Good money, work from home and sher you could be painting your toe nails while telling some fella that you think he's "big". One of the best jobs in the world i'd say. *sponsered by Calsberg*

Thanks for your faith in me blondie (if that is your real hair colour..).

I may have a job for you in a couple of weeks if my trial period goes well. I'm sure there's a big market out there for this, and not just for women and benders.

[Da blonde one]

Thanks for your faith in me blondie (if that is your real hair colour..).

I may have a job for you in a couple of weeks if my trial period goes well. I'm sure there's a big market out there for this, and not just for women and benders.


Blonde is my natural colour but I've recently dyed it red.

Yehhh a new job, wonder what I'm gona call myself. What are you gona call yourself?

[Vincent Murphy]

Blonde is my natural colour but I've recently dyed it red.

Yehhh a new job, wonder what I'm gona call myself. What are you gona call yourself?

I was thinking maybe Voracious Vinnie the Lusty Leper.

[Da blonde one]

I was thinking maybe Voracious Vinnie the Lusty Leper.


I'm not sure the whole"leper" thing would fly well with the horny people. The rest is fine though.

I must put a lot of thought into mine....So don't make up the business cards yet.

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm not sure the whole"leper" thing would fly well with the horny people. The rest is fine though.

I must put a lot of thought into mine....So don't make up the business cards yet.

Voracious Vinnie the Lusty Langball it is.

[Da blonde one]

Voracious Vinnie the Lusty Lion it is.



Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr


hee hee hee

[Vincent Murphy]

Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr


hee hee hee

That might work dbo, it just might work..

Any progress on yours?

I was thinking maybe: Feisty Felicity the Slutty Slag.

Whaddya think?

[Da blonde one]

That might work dbo, it just might work..

Any progress on yours?

I was thinking maybe: Feisty Felicity the Slutty Slag.

Whaddya think?


Not too bad. (don't like the slag part though



What about: Wet winnie, the fantasy fucker



Our moto could be:


We take it
We give it
We LOVE it.

Eh Eh????????????? 8-)

[Vincent Murphy]

Not too bad. (don't like the slag part though



What about: Wet winnie, the fantasy fucker



Our moto could be:


We take it
We give it
We LOVE it.

Eh Eh????????????? 8-)

That's some sterling work blondie, I really think you're cut out for this business.

[Da blonde one]

That's some sterling work blondie, I really think you're cut out for this business.


Should I be insulted by that statement? :)

We're gona make a fortune, but I must warn you, I can't possibly go into business with someone I know absolutely nothing about.


Just chancing my arm like. ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Should I be insulted by that statement? :)

We're gona make a fortune, but I must warn you, I can't possibly go into business with someone I know absolutely nothing about.


Just chancing my arm like. ;)

All in good time blondie..:wink:

[Da blonde one]

All in good time blondie..:wink:


I'm not gona wait forever Vince and if its a chase you're looking for you're soooo barking up the wrong tree. ;)

[yer_one]

I'm not gona wait forever Vince and if its a chase you're looking for you're soooo barking up the wrong tree. ;)



dont stand round long enough, he may raise the leg and pee on ya !

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm not gona wait forever Vince and if its a chase you're looking for you're soooo barking up the wrong tree. ;)

I was thinking more like 6 months - 2 years.. :lol:

[Da blonde one]

dont stand round long enough, he may raise the leg and pee on ya !


That's probably his plan.

Vince is into golden showers...I told him already i'm not but I dount he was listening cos will and grace was on. God love him.

[Vincent Murphy]

dont stand round long enough, he may raise the leg and pee on ya !

That might be what you're used to in Ballincollig lady but it sure ain't my style!

[yer_one]

That's probably his plan.

Vince is into golden showers...I told him already i'm not but I dount he was listening cos will and grace was on. God love him.


wouldnt you think a man of his age would have more cop on!

[Da blonde one]

I was thinking more like 6 months - 2 years.. :lol:


Eh no.


I guess thats it then.

*bawl*



:p

[Vincent Murphy]

:shock: That's probably his plan.

Vince is into golden showers...I told him already i'm not but I dount he was listening cos will and grace was on. God love him.

[Vincent Murphy]

Eh no.


I guess thats it then.

*bawl*



:p

but you said you'd wait your whole life to find an ageing beanpole like myself..

[Da blonde one]

:shock:



What?

Don't deny the truth, in order for us to help you, you need to want to help yourself.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Repeat after me, Hi my name is Vince and I like to piss on people.


:razz:

[yer_one]

What?

Don't deny the truth, in order for us to help you, you need to want to help yourself.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Repeat after me, Hi my name is Vince and I like to piss on people.


:razz:

Hi my name is Vince and I like to piss on people. and sometimes I dont mean too

[Vincent Murphy]

What?

Don't deny the truth, in order for us to help you, you need to want to help yourself.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Repeat after me, Hi my name is Vince and I like to piss on people.


:razz:

Actually puking on people has been more of a problem for me down through the years...

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi my name is Vince and I like to piss on people. and sometimes I dont mean too

now that's not true, I always wear incontinence knickers when I'm outside of the house..

[Da blonde one]

but you said you'd wait your whole life to find an ageing beanpole like myself..


I have, but i've waited long enough, I need to move on with my life.

It's now or never Vince like.

;)

[Da blonde one]

Hi my name is Vince and I like to piss on people. and sometimes I dont mean too


LMAO.

Ah she got ya Vince, she got ya good.

[Da blonde one]

Actually puking on people has been more of a problem for me down through the years...


Okay now I just have to have you..

[Vincent Murphy]

I have, but i've waited long enough, I need to move on with my life.

It's now or never Vince like.

;)

just gimme a few more weeks..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

hmmm

[Vincent Murphy]

hmmm

they're awful cuntybawses aren't they?

[Da blonde one]

just gimme a few more weeks..


Why,. what are you waiting for? your divorce papers to come through?

I can't wait a few more weeks, I have to move to the next person on my list. hahahahahaha

[Da blonde one]

they're awful cuntybawses aren't they?


*slap*

*puts knickers back on*

And to think I was gona let you..............

[Vincent Murphy]

Why,. what are you waiting for? your divorce papers to come through?

I can't wait a few more weeks, I have to move to the next person on my list. hahahahahaha

oh you little harlot.

[fintan fogerty]

While Finner is away, the birds will play. With Vince's emotions that is.

[Vincent Murphy]

*slap*

*puts knickers back on*

And to think I was gona let you..............

Jesus I didn't even realise you had the muff out all along until there!

[Da blonde one]

oh you little harlot.

I'm only messing.

You know you're the only one for me like.


*cough* *cough*

[Vincent Murphy]

While Finner is away, the birds will play. With Vince's emotions that is.

They have me in turmoil Finnerty boy..:(

[yer_one]

Jesus I didn't even realise you had the muff out all along until there!



oh Good God

*walks back out the door*

[fintan fogerty]

Why,. what are you waiting for? your divorce papers to come through?

I can't wait a few more weeks, I have to move to the next person on my list. hahahahahaha

Please let it be Finnerty. Please let it be Finnerty

[yer_one]

They have me in turmoil Finnerty boy..:(


who are 'they'?

[Da blonde one]

Jesus I didn't even realise you had the muff out all along until there!


I partly guessed.

Well it's gone away now, forever and ever. You'll never see it again.

I'm sure the word most people would call you is a "fool"


heh heh heh ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

oh Good God

*walks back out the door*

I hope it's dbo you're disgusted at and not me, I'm the victim here.

[Da blonde one]

Please let it be Finnerty. Please let it be Finnerty


You're two down on the list.


Won't be much longer now pet.

[Vincent Murphy]

who are 'they'?

Sorry yer_one, just you.

[yer_one]

I hope it's dbo you're disgusted at and not me, I'm the victim here.


can't speak, my eyes my eyes!!

[Da blonde one]

I hope it's dbo you're disgusted at and not me, I'm the victim here.


You're the one that said muff not me.

I just said I pulled up my knickers, I could have been wearing two pairs ya know...

[Vincent Murphy]

I partly guessed.

Well it's gone away now, forever and ever. You'll never see it again.

I'm sure the word most people would call you is a "fool"


heh heh heh ;)

Tenner says she gets it out in the Bróg on Saturday night..

[yer_one]

Sorry yer_one, just you.


I think I have been well behaved today, actually!

[Vincent Murphy]

You're the one that said muff not me.

I just said I pulled up my knickers, I could have been wearing two pairs ya know...

save me jebus.

[Vincent Murphy]

I think I have been well behaved today, actually!

you could think the world was flat and I still wouldn't give a shit. ;)

[Da blonde one]

Tenner says she gets it out in the Bróg on Saturday night..

Gets what out?

No one said anything to me about the Brog.

[Da blonde one]

save me jebus.


Ahhhhhh gway ou that.

I give up.

I'm done.

Done

[Vincent Murphy]

Gets what out?

No one said anything to me about the Brog.

So far the following people are confirmed:

1. yer_one
2. finnerty.

(I'm a maybe)

[fintan fogerty]

You're the one that said muff not me.

I just said I pulled up my knickers, I could have been wearing two pairs ya know...

one for each cheek is it?

[yer_one]

So far the following people are confirmed:

1. yer_one
2. finnerty.

(I'm a maybe)


oi you are getting the first round!

[Da blonde one]

one for each cheek is it?


You've just dropped 8 places on my list for being a smart bitch

[Da blonde one]

So far the following people are confirmed:

1. yer_one
2. finnerty.

(I'm a maybe)


I doubt i'll be there.

[Vincent Murphy]

oi you are getting the first round!

meh we'll see..

[yer_one]

you could think the world was flat and I still wouldn't give a shit. ;)


sometimes Vince, just sometimes! :-|

[Vincent Murphy]

I doubt i'll be there.

Are you saying you have more important plans?

[fintan fogerty]

You've just dropped 8 places on my list for being a smart bitch

And the other contenders have all dropped out after reading my post. Finnerty strikes again. So, where should we go on a date. There's a ceili this weekend.

[Vincent Murphy]

sometimes Vince, just sometimes! :-|

but the winky thing made it ok!

[yer_one]

but the winky thing made it ok!


thats why you got a :-| not a :evil:
or balls in a vice!

[Da blonde one]

Are you saying you have more important plans?


Yes. ;)

No, i'm just not making any promises. Twud be weird, I don't know anyone and ye all seem to know eachother so eh no.

[yer_one]

Yes. ;)

No, i'm just not making any promises. Twud be weird, I don't know anyone and ye all seem to know eachother so eh no.


play along



(no one turns up)

[Da blonde one]

And the other contenders have all dropped out after reading my post. Finnerty strikes again. So, where should we go on a date. There's a ceili this weekend.


I'd rather kill myself.

Do you go anywhere else that doesn't scream i'm gay :p

[Da blonde one]

play along



(no one turns up)


What!!!!!

A sher jesus, in that case i'll be there,i'll buy the drink for the night this time sher and Vince can get it the next time.

[Vincent Murphy]

thats why you got a :-| not a :evil:
or balls in a vice!

i suppose it could have worse, considering what an out-and-out bint you are! :p

[fintan fogerty]

I'd rather kill myself.

Do you go anywhere else that doesn't scream i'm gay :p

Would a gay guy have pulled Sharon Ni Bheolain????????

[Vincent Murphy]

What!!!!!

A sher jesus, in that case i'll be there,i'll buy the drink for the night this time sher and Vince can get it the next time.

don't listen to that cynical one, old age has made her bitter..

[yer_one]

i suppose it could have worse, considering what an out-and-out bint you are! :p

why you................. .

scrany lanky lepard flee infested ass scratching old man!


why I autta kick your scrany ass Sat night!

[Vincent Murphy]

Would a gay guy have pulled Sharon Ni Bheolain????????

I don't think so Finnerty

*High Five!*

[yer_one]

I don't think so Finnerty

*High Five!*




*so so gay*

[Vincent Murphy]

why you................. .

scrany lanky lepard flee infested ass scratching old man!


why I autta kick your scrany ass Sat night!

Ok I went too far.

Forgive me?:cool:

[yer_one]

Ok I went too far.

Forgive me?:cool:


as they say Vinny, stick and stones.............. ..

[Da blonde one]

Would a gay guy have pulled Sharon Ni Bheolain????????


Ya right.

Dont let the hair fool ya Fintan.

[Da blonde one]

don't listen to that cynical one, old age has made her bitter..


I dono, i trust her.

[Vincent Murphy]

as they say Vinny, stick and stones.............. ..

Who the hell says "Stick and stones dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot".

It's one of the stupidest sayings I've ever come across, and I teach 1st year English.

[Da blonde one]

Thats it.

Fucking tear into him girl.

Want a shoe?


:)

[Vincent Murphy]

Thats it.

Fucking tear into him girl.

Want a shoe?


:)

She couldn't bring herself to lift a finger to me.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

You've just dropped 8 places on my list for being a smart bitch


who are the 7 above him?

[Vincent Murphy]

who are the 7 above him?

I bet Timpson is one of them.

[yer_one]

Who the hell says "Stick and stones dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot".

It's one of the stupidest sayings I've ever come across, and I teach 1st year English.


thats it Vincy, you pushed the last button


go home and suck your moms tit!

[Da blonde one]

who are the 7 above him?

eh you're there of course but I can't tell you the rest


It's a secret.


Vince, who's timpson?

[Da blonde one]

thats it Vincy, you pushed the last button


go home and suck your moms tit!


Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha haha

[Vincent Murphy]

thats it Vincy, you pushed the last button


go home and suck your moms tit!


Hehe, I know, I'm pushing all the right buttons..

[Vincent Murphy]

eh you're there of course but I can't tell you the rest


It's a secret.


Vince, who's timpson?

oh just some guy we know who gets all the ladies.

[Vincent Murphy]

Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha haha
:rolleyes:

[Da blonde one]

oh just some guy we know who gets all the ladies.

I sense a hint of sarcasm in that post.

[yer_one]

Hehe, I know, I'm pushing all the right buttons..



jaysus boy you wont know where to start!


DBO the 40yr old virgin movie was based on vince but they changed the ending, he still is !

[Da blonde one]

:rolleyes:


Ya ya ya.

mwah. *legs it* hee hee hee



(see i'm running away from you and not towards you) :p

[Vincent Murphy]

I sense a hint of sarcasm in that post.

no no, we'd rather die of thirst.

[Da blonde one]

jaysus boy you wont know where to start!


DBO the 40yr old virgin movie was based on vince but they changed the ending, he still is !


Why am I not suprised.

Sorry Vince, but I can't marry a virgin.

[Vincent Murphy]

jaysus boy you wont know where to start!


DBO the 40yr old virgin movie was based on vince but they changed the ending, he still is !

I'm only a virgin since I turned 40..

[yer_one]

I'm only a virgin since I turned 40..


nice try! :lol!:

[Vincent Murphy]

nice try! :lol!:

no, honestly, I used to be hiding the salami like there was no tomorrow when I was in my prime!

[yer_one]

no, honestly, I used to be hiding the salami like there was no tomorrow when I was in my prime!


so you just lost it then?

[Vincent Murphy]

so you just lost it then?

what, my mojo?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I bet Timpson is one of them.


the bollocks

[yer_one]

what, my mojo?


well if you lost your mojo you are no use to DBO

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

so you just lost it then?


it fell off

(due to his condition)

[yer_one]

it fell off

(due to his condition)


the condition you cant talk about?