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ho chi feen
16-11-2005, 09:03 PM
Philby's seen William Gallas, in his dreams... if that counts!
afeencalleddan
16-11-2005, 11:56 PM
Myself in the mirror tonight. You should've seen the size of my co... Did anybody watch tonight's qualifiers?
Del
16-11-2005, 11:58 PM
just the oz game
Superdave
17-11-2005, 01:24 AM
i've seen dave barry on the beach in owenahincha about 15 years ago. so i win.
Del
17-11-2005, 01:25 AM
I saw Dennis Irwin down in Youghal beach, I'd say it's a draw
Superdave
17-11-2005, 01:29 AM
Dave Barry once nutmegged Matteus Sammer and said he played like his granny. End of arguement!

unless you met patsy freyne building a sandcastle while eating a melting choc ice and smoking a fag at red barn then you can't possible top my dave barry story!
Del
17-11-2005, 01:34 AM
Dennis Irwin was juggling 3 cars and had Roy Keane on a lead. At the same time he was swimming and eating a loop de loop, all that and he still managed to give me an autograph
Superdave
17-11-2005, 01:35 AM
you writing for the sun again?

denis irwin is gay.

there, i said it.
Del
17-11-2005, 01:41 AM
It was pretty weird when I met him. Here I was walking my dog along the beach when I saw Dennis (he said I could call him that) I was thinking to myself that it couldn't be him but sure enough it was.

Me: Hi Dennis, can I have your autograph?
D: sure no problem
Me: I've no paper
D: Here, look I've got some
Me: Have you a pen?
D: No
Me: hang on there and I'll run in the shop
D: ok
Me: Can I get your autograph now?
D: Sure, who will I make it out to?
Me: Just sign you name there
D: There you go
Me: Thanks Dennis

And so the legend of the autograph was born
Superdave
17-11-2005, 01:48 AM
amazing. are you sure it was denis irwin? or was it dennis irwin? coz the fella with that spells it with two n's drives the number 8 out to mayfield like. he's a right gangster him.

what was the dogs name? are you still with her?
Del
17-11-2005, 01:59 AM
Good point, he did have a bit of a tash up on him alright

The dog's name was Mrs Superdave, your old fella wasn't too happy when he saw the lead
Superdave
17-11-2005, 05:09 AM
as long as you had a collar it's all good....
MonTheHoops
17-11-2005, 08:09 AM
I went jet-skiing with Michael Duberry and his munter of a girlfriend in Ibiza. He likes short shorts.
shammy feen
17-11-2005, 08:37 AM
Luke Chadwick at a nudist colony.
MonTheHoops
17-11-2005, 08:52 AM
Luke Chadwick at a nudist colony.


I thought they banned that - remember when he took his top off after a game at Old Trafford and New Labour pushed through that ASBO thing? Was he visiting nudist colonies BEFORE the Blairs of this world got involved?
ho chi feen
17-11-2005, 11:40 AM
Does the time Paul Scholes' willy popped out on the telly count?
MonTheHoops
17-11-2005, 11:48 AM
This handsome bastard stayed at my gaff for a while:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series5/i/beardsley150.jpg

http://www.dmsisters.50g.co m/065.jpg

though me asking him to "pop out" for some milk translated badly. Northern monkey.
STEVIEG
17-11-2005, 01:24 PM
Twice as many views as the George Best goal thread which is worrying but i'd have to vote for Maradonna in the dressing room footage after the 1986 World Cup
I vaguely remember him walking around in the buff but i was only 12 or 13 at the time so don't want to go into it.............