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mel30
20-09-2005, 05:52 AM
I am not here to promote any religion ,but Jesus and His words!

Jesus says, I am the Way , the truth, the Life. Jesus wants to save you from the penalty, the power, presence and the problems of this sinful world.
Those so-called christians who forced other people against their will and those who are involved in war are not truly christians, but are fake. Jesus never did such things , HE NEVER START an ARMY . He taught that we should love one another , even our enemies.


The story of Job teaches us that , it was satan that caused those disasters and not God , Job 1, Jesus called satan a thief in John 10:10, Jesus says , satan wants to murder everyone , but JESUS CAME TO GIVE US LIFE AND TO GIVE US A BETTER LIFE.

THEREFORE IT WAS SATAN THAT CAUSED KATRINA AND OTHER DISASTERS AROUND THE WORLD THESE DAYS. PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS.


Understanding Bible prophecies about Katrina and other coming disasters which JESUS PREDICTED
IN Luke 21:25 “And there will be signs in the sun, in the moon, and in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity, the sea and the waves roaring; 26 men’s hearts failing them from fear and the expectation of those things which are coming on the earth, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken. 27 Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. 28 Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near.”! PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS!
You are more priceless to JESUS , this is why He died for you and me.

to understand the bible , you must learn the basic first, you cannot understand the advance without studying the basic first. please watch these websites and do the lessons, then it will prepare you to understand and explain it to your friends.
here are the websites:
http://www.prophecycode.org/meeting-list.asp

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/storacle_lessons.asp

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/study_guides.asp
http://www.amazingfacts.org/media/everlasting_gospel.a sp
http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/prophecy_seminars.ht m
In English and korean , just click, on the

http://www.adventist.or.kr/satellite/

about baptized paganism from a student of the Vatican university of Rome who got a medal from the pope of Rome .

http://www.adventist.or.kr/ib/ct/view.html?no=104

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/free_library.asp

vop.or.kr
Watch the seminar AT : www.prophecycode.org , www.amazingfacts.org/items/storacle_lessons.asp
www.adventist.or.kr/satellite/ , www.amazingfacts.org ,
www.3abn.org ! It will help you.

www.adventist.or.kr/ib/ct/view.html?no=104 -( this website talks about baptized paganism) if you do not like hearing the truth , please do not watch it!) becasue the truth hurts!

Great peace have they that love your law and nothing shall offend them! Psalm 119:165


Jesus loves everyone . He loves both the good and bad people the same way! He sends the rain upon the good and the bad , upon all those who love Him and upon all those who do not love Him. What love!
Jesus loves you and He wants to be your forever friend. John 14:6, Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life.

It is written, John 3:16, For God so loved the world, that He gave His ONLY SON, TO DIE FOR EVERYONE! What love!

Samarkand
20-09-2005, 11:39 AM
Think you got the wrong place. Mind the door doesn't hit you in the ass on the way out.

MadMick
21-09-2005, 11:39 AM
Feck sake they used to knock at the door AND TRY AND SAVE ME now they are HERE!!!!!!! JASUS is there no escape:evil:

STEVIEG
21-09-2005, 12:46 PM
Pity Jesus wasn't around to save when Henry curled that one into the top corner a few weeks ago..........

mr blonde
21-09-2005, 12:48 PM
I am not here to promote any religion ,but Jesus and His words!

Jesus says, I am the Way , the truth, the Life. Jesus wants to save you from the penalty, the power, presence and the problems of this sinful world.
Those so-called christians who forced other people against their will and those who are involved in war are not truly christians, but are fake. Jesus never did such things , HE NEVER START an ARMY . He taught that we should love one another , even our enemies.


The story of Job teaches us that , it was satan that caused those disasters and not God , Job 1, Jesus called satan a thief in John 10:10, Jesus says , satan wants to murder everyone , but JESUS CAME TO GIVE US LIFE AND TO GIVE US A BETTER LIFE.

THEREFORE IT WAS SATAN THAT CAUSED KATRINA AND OTHER DISASTERS AROUND THE WORLD THESE DAYS. PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS.


Understanding Bible prophecies about Katrina and other coming disasters which JESUS PREDICTED
IN Luke 21:25 “And there will be signs in the sun, in the moon, and in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity, the sea and the waves roaring; 26 men’s hearts failing them from fear and the expectation of those things which are coming on the earth, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken. 27 Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. 28 Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near.”! PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS!
You are more priceless to JESUS , this is why He died for you and me.

to understand the bible , you must learn the basic first, you cannot understand the advance without studying the basic first. please watch these websites and do the lessons, then it will prepare you to understand and explain it to your friends.
here are the websites:
http://www.prophecycode.org/meeting-list.asp

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/storacle_lessons.asp

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/study_guides.asp
http://www.amazingfacts.org/media/everlasting_gospel.a sp
http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/prophecy_seminars.ht m
In English and korean , just click, on the

http://www.adventist.or.kr/satellite/

about baptized paganism from a student of the Vatican university of Rome who got a medal from the pope of Rome .

http://www.adventist.or.kr/ib/ct/view.html?no=104

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/free_library.asp

vop.or.kr
Watch the seminar AT : www.prophecycode.org , www.amazingfacts.org/items/storacle_lessons.asp
www.adventist.or.kr/satellite/ , www.amazingfacts.org ,
www.3abn.org ! It will help you.

www.adventist.or.kr/ib/ct/view.html?no=104 -( this website talks about baptized paganism) if you do not like hearing the truth , please do not watch it!) becasue the truth hurts!

Great peace have they that love your law and nothing shall offend them! Psalm 119:165


Jesus loves everyone . He loves both the good and bad people the same way! He sends the rain upon the good and the bad , upon all those who love Him and upon all those who do not love Him. What love!
Jesus loves you and He wants to be your forever friend. John 14:6, Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life.

It is written, John 3:16, For God so loved the world, that He gave His ONLY SON, TO DIE FOR EVERYONE! What love!
fuck off god boy

azfad
21-09-2005, 03:29 PM
one of the best putdowns of chrstian bullshit i have read. its long but worth it i think


GEORGE CARLIN
on
The 10 Commandments
from the HBO special "Complaints and Grievances"


Here is my problem with the ten commandments- why exactly are there 10?

You simply do not need ten. The list of ten commandments was artificially and deliberately inflated to get it up to ten. Here's what happened:

About 5,000 years ago a bunch of religious and political hustlers got together to try to figure out how to control people and keep them in line. They knew people were basically stupid and would believe anything they were told, so they announced that God had given them some commandments, up on a mountain, when no one was around.

Well let me ask you this- when they were making this shit up, why did they pick 10? Why not 9 or 11? I'll tell you why- because 10 sound official. Ten sounds important! Ten is the basis for the decimal system, it's a decade, it's a psychologically satisfying number (the top ten, the ten most wanted, the ten best dressed). So having ten commandments was really a marketing decision! It is clearly a bullshit list. It's a political document artificially inflated to sell better. I will now show you how you can reduce the number of commandments and come up with a list that's a little more workable and logical. I am going to use the Roman Catholic version because those were the ones I was taught as a little boy.

Let's start with the first three:

I AM THE LORD THY GOD
THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE GODS BEFORE ME

THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN

THOU SHALT KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH

Right off the bat the first three are pure bullshit. Sabbath day? Lord's name? strange gods? Spooky language! Designed to scare and control primitive people. In no way does superstitious nonsense like this apply to the lives of intelligent civilized humans in the 21st century. So now we're down to 7. Next:

HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER

Obedience, respect for authority. Just another name for controlling people. The truth is that obedience and respect shouldn't be automatic. They should be earned and based on the parent's performance. Some parents deserve respect, but most of them don't, period. You're down to six.

Now in the interest of logic, something religion is very uncomfortable with, we're going to jump around the list a little bit.

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL

THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS

Stealing and lying. Well actually, these two both prohibit the same kind of behavior- dishonesty. So you don't really need two you combine them and call the commandment "thou shalt not be dishonest". And suddenly you're down to 5.

And as long as we're combining I have two others that belong together:

THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTRY

THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE

Once again, these two prohibit the same type of behavior. In this case it is marital infidelity. The difference is- coveting takes place in the mind. But I don't think you should outlaw fantasizing about someone else's wife because what is a guy gonna think about when he's waxing his carrot? But, marital fidelity is a good idea so we're gonna keep this one and call it "thou shalt not be unfaithful". And suddenly we're down to four.

But when you think about it, honesty and fidelity are really part of the same overall value so, in truth, you could combine the two honesty commandments with the two fidelity commandments and give them simpler language, positive language instead of negative language and call the whole thing "thou shalt always be honest and faithful" and we're down to 3.

THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR"S GOODS

This one is just plain fuckin' stupid. Coveting your neighbor's goods is what keeps the economy going! Your neighbor gets a vibrator that plays "o come o ye faithful", and you want one too! Coveting creates jobs, so leave it alone. You throw out coveting and you're down to 2 now- the big honesty and fidelity commandment and the one we haven't talked about yet:

THOU SHALT NOT KILL

Murder. But when you think about it, religion has never really had a big problem with murder. More people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason. All you have to do is look at Northern Ireland, Kashmir, the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the World Trade Center to see how seriously the religious folks take thou shalt not kill. The more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable. It depends on who's doin the killin' and who's gettin' killed. So, with all of this in mind, I give you my revised list of the two commandments:

Thou shalt always be honest and faithful
to the provider of thy nookie.

&

Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course
they pray to a different invisible man than you.

Two is all you need; Moses could have carried them down the hill in his fuckin' pocket. I wouldn't mind those folks in Alabama posting them on the courthouse wall, as long as they provided one additional commandment:

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

BagaTaytos
21-09-2005, 03:37 PM
Pity Jesus wasn't around to save when Henry curled that one into the top corner a few weeks ago..........

Yeah, but Jesus was only good on crosses.......

STEVIEG
21-09-2005, 04:02 PM
True enough
And Richard Dunne probably never got in the way of Jesus

Nicewanbiy
16-11-2005, 08:27 PM
I am not here to promote any religion ,but Jesus and His words!

Jesus says, I am the Way , the truth, the Life. Jesus wants to save you from the penalty, the power, presence and the problems of this sinful world.
Those so-called christians who forced other people against their will and those who are involved in war are not truly christians, but are fake. Jesus never did such things , HE NEVER START an ARMY . He taught that we should love one another , even our enemies.


The story of Job teaches us that , it was satan that caused those disasters and not God , Job 1, Jesus called satan a thief in John 10:10, Jesus says , satan wants to murder everyone , but JESUS CAME TO GIVE US LIFE AND TO GIVE US A BETTER LIFE.

THEREFORE IT WAS SATAN THAT CAUSED KATRINA AND OTHER DISASTERS AROUND THE WORLD THESE DAYS. PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS.


Understanding Bible prophecies about Katrina and other coming disasters which JESUS PREDICTED
IN Luke 21:25 “And there will be signs in the sun, in the moon, and in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity, the sea and the waves roaring; 26 men’s hearts failing them from fear and the expectation of those things which are coming on the earth, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken. 27 Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. 28 Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near.”! PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS!
You are more priceless to JESUS , this is why He died for you and me.

to understand the bible , you must learn the basic first, you cannot understand the advance without studying the basic first. please watch these websites and do the lessons, then it will prepare you to understand and explain it to your friends.
here are the websites:
http://www.prophecycode.org/meeting-list.asp

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/storacle_lessons.asp

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/study_guides.asp
http://www.amazingfacts.org/media/everlasting_gospel.a sp
http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/prophecy_seminars.ht m
In English and korean , just click, on the

http://www.adventist.or.kr/satellite/

about baptized paganism from a student of the Vatican university of Rome who got a medal from the pope of Rome .

http://www.adventist.or.kr/ib/ct/view.html?no=104

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/free_library.asp

vop.or.kr
Watch the seminar AT : www.prophecycode.org , www.amazingfacts.org/items/storacle_lessons.asp
www.adventist.or.kr/satellite/ , www.amazingfacts.org ,
www.3abn.org ! It will help you.

www.adventist.or.kr/ib/ct/view.html?no=104 -( this website talks about baptized paganism) if you do not like hearing the truth , please do not watch it!) becasue the truth hurts!

Great peace have they that love your law and nothing shall offend them! Psalm 119:165


Jesus loves everyone . He loves both the good and bad people the same way! He sends the rain upon the good and the bad , upon all those who love Him and upon all those who do not love Him. What love!
Jesus loves you and He wants to be your forever friend. John 14:6, Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life.

It is written, John 3:16, For God so loved the world, that He gave His ONLY SON, TO DIE FOR EVERYONE! What love!
I bet your looking forward to getting hold of that Day Pass arent you luv?
On with your cowgirl outfit and direct traffic down pana.
Proud of ya.

Langer Dan
16-11-2005, 10:02 PM
I , but JESUS CAME TO GIVE US LIFE AND TO GIVE US A BETTER LIFE.

THEREFORE IT WAS SATAN THAT CAUSED KATRINA AND OTHER DISASTERS AROUND THE WORLD THESE DAYS. PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS.

!

God has no place on this board.

Sling it God Boy.

JAZZZ
17-11-2005, 12:06 AM
I just missed my flight back to cork cos of the tube delaying me,was well pissed off but that has cheered me right up!Ha Ha

Stuart Murdoch
18-11-2005, 05:15 PM
I think if you approached even the Pope and said you wanted to talk about Jesus, he would be eyeing the door.

madtheory
18-11-2005, 09:05 PM
ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: All Things Dull and Ugly
(To the tune of "All things bright and beautiful")

All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat.
All things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons, each little wasp that stings.
He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings.


All things sick and cancerous, all evil great and small.
All things foul and dangerous, the Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, each beastly little squid.
Who made the spiky urchin? Who made the shark? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous, all pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous, the Lord God made them all.

AMEN

Mr Ben
20-11-2005, 02:56 AM
Jesus loves everyone . He loves both the good and bad people the same way! He sends the rain upon the good and the bad , upon all those who love Him and upon all those who do not love Him. What love!
Jesus loves you and He wants to be your forever friend. John 14:6, Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life.

It is written, John 3:16, For God so loved the world, that He gave His ONLY SON, TO DIE FOR EVERYONE! What love!


Really ! .. Feckin Crap!! Their'l be noveenas on here next.
____________________ ____________________ ________
And the lord siad go out and get twisted every sat nte

markinmanc
21-11-2005, 06:08 AM
Jesus loves you......


...as long as you're not queer, Jewish, Muslim, a woman, barren, had an abortion.....

Odd how these people invoke Satan as much -if not more - than their supposed God.

starchaser
23-11-2005, 02:09 AM
I am not here to promote any religion ,but Jesus and His words!

hi Mez!

try harder next time.

MadMick
25-11-2005, 09:10 PM
I feel a few decates of the rosary coming on. :x-mas:

DiamondGeezer
06-01-2006, 01:12 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~moozik/vid.wmv

Out da Lough Like
07-01-2006, 03:01 AM
I am not here to promote any religion ,but Jesus and His words!

Jesus says, I am the Way , the truth, the Life. Jesus wants to save you from the penalty, the power, presence and the problems of this sinful world.
Those so-called christians who forced other people against their will and those who are involved in war are not truly christians, but are fake. Jesus never did such things , HE NEVER START an ARMY . He taught that we should love one another , even our enemies.


The story of Job teaches us that , it was satan that caused those disasters and not God , Job 1, Jesus called satan a thief in John 10:10, Jesus says , satan wants to murder everyone , but JESUS CAME TO GIVE US LIFE AND TO GIVE US A BETTER LIFE.

THEREFORE IT WAS SATAN THAT CAUSED KATRINA AND OTHER DISASTERS AROUND THE WORLD THESE DAYS. PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS.


Understanding Bible prophecies about Katrina and other coming disasters which JESUS PREDICTED
IN Luke 21:25 “And there will be signs in the sun, in the moon, and in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity, the sea and the waves roaring; 26 men’s hearts failing them from fear and the expectation of those things which are coming on the earth, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken. 27 Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. 28 Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near.”! PLEASE WATCH THE SEMINAR FOR MORE DETAILS!
You are more priceless to JESUS , this is why He died for you and me.

to understand the bible , you must learn the basic first, you cannot understand the advance without studying the basic first. please watch these websites and do the lessons, then it will prepare you to understand and explain it to your friends.
here are the websites:
http://www.prophecycode.org/meeting-list.asp

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/storacle_lessons.asp

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/study_guides.asp
http://www.amazingfacts.org/media/everlasting_gospel.a sp
http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/prophecy_seminars.ht m
In English and korean , just click, on the

http://www.adventist.or.kr/satellite/

about baptized paganism from a student of the Vatican university of Rome who got a medal from the pope of Rome .

http://www.adventist.or.kr/ib/ct/view.html?no=104

http://www.amazingfacts.org/items/free_library.asp

vop.or.kr
Watch the seminar AT : www.prophecycode.org , www.amazingfacts.org/items/storacle_lessons.asp
www.adventist.or.kr/satellite/ , www.amazingfacts.org ,
www.3abn.org ! It will help you.

www.adventist.or.kr/ib/ct/view.html?no=104 -( this website talks about baptized paganism) if you do not like hearing the truth , please do not watch it!) becasue the truth hurts!

Great peace have they that love your law and nothing shall offend them! Psalm 119:165


Jesus loves everyone . He loves both the good and bad people the same way! He sends the rain upon the good and the bad , upon all those who love Him and upon all those who do not love Him. What love!
Jesus loves you and He wants to be your forever friend. John 14:6, Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life.

It is written, John 3:16, For God so loved the world, that He gave His ONLY SON, TO DIE FOR EVERYONE! What love!



http://www.funnypics.dk/data/media/1/JesusLovesYou.jpg

Robocop
07-01-2006, 03:12 PM
CHANNEL 4 MONDAY

20:00 The Root of All Evil?

The God Delusion
Professor Richard Dawkins, Chair of the Public Understanding of Science at Oxford and world-renowned evolutionary biologist, is no stranger to controversy. In this contentious two-part series, Dawkins decribes God as the most unpleasant fictional character of all and launches a wholehearted attack on religion as the cause for much of the pain and suffering in the world.

Míshásta
07-01-2006, 11:15 PM
Tá sibh go léir ar an mbealach sleamhain díreach síos go leaca rósta Ifrinn.

Sizzle - Sizzle - Sizzle - Sizzle

Há há há há!

goosed
08-01-2006, 12:05 AM
Jesus also said write no more new laws other than whats in the Torah - i think you'll find that in Deutronomy - and man has written a whole shed load of laws since then - so whats your point - looks like we are all doomed -