Cooeee, NWB!!!!!

[markinmanc]

Have you finished with my buttplug collection yet? And wash them before returning them this time.

[Nicewanbiy]

your a sick man and a sicker flirt mark....
I commend your talents

[markinmanc]

your a sick man and a sicker flirt mark....
I commend your talents


I am the master.







And you will be my slave.

[Nicewanbiy]

Mark those slave days are over man... its 50/50 these days man...even birds are working... but shar all you think about is "Me Me Me" ha?

[markinmanc]

Mark those slave days are over man... its 50/50 these days man...even birds are working... but shar all you think about is "Me Me Me" ha?


A good slave doesn't answer back. It's back in the naughty box for you.

[FL4ZGN]

Mark those slave days are over man... its 50/50 these days man...even birds are working... but shar all you think about is "Me Me Me" ha?

You jocking sausage now NWB. When did you get on the other bus biy?

[markinmanc]

You jocking sausage now NWB. When did you get on the other bus biy?


When he thought you were interested.

WUM.

[Nicewanbiy]

You jocking sausage now NWB. When did you get on the other bus biy?
Fraid not let you know when i turn to the dark side biy...
No mark always sends PMs about fondling and i never answer cause he scares me lol this time he went public - wel done man you fruitcake:)

[FL4ZGN]

When he thought you were interested.

WUM.

Ahh come on biy, dont be like that.
How's your white morning gown? Still stained?

[Nicewanbiy]

A good slave doesn't answer back. It's back in the naughty box for you.
theres a NAUGHTY BOX?????


*Interesting Mr.Bond*

[markinmanc]

[QUOTE=Nicewanbiy]theres a NAUGHTY BOX?????


Indeed. It's lined with black leather on the inside, but does have an airhole. It can only be unlocked from the outside.

Who's the daddy?!

[maggot]

*nothing to see in here, only gayers*

Enjoy boys!

*legs it*

[markinmanc]

*nothing to see in here, only gayers*

Enjoy boys!

*legs it*


No one gets away from daddy. Squeal little maggot, squeal!

[maggot]

No one gets away from daddy. Squeal little maggot, squeal!

Okay, you got me.
Go for it!

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Seraph/.thumbnail/Lex.jpg

[Nicewanbiy]

God this thread made me laugh, Mark you and your naughty box.

[Nicewanbiy]

I'm still laughing, naughty box...ahhhhhhhhh craZy.

[Persephone]

so did you return his butt plugs?

[Nicewanbiy]

so did you return his butt plugs?
Be rude not ta.

[Persephone]

You should get one of these la

http://static.flickr.com/9/13693811_2db032b373_ m.jpg

[Nicewanbiy]

You should get one of these la

http://static.flickr.com/9/13693811_2db032b373_ m.jpg
Go down a treat at one of Ho chi feens cocktail parties.

[Persephone]

Go down a treat at one of Ho chi feens cocktail parties.

I bet he has got a really small nob.

[ho chi feen]

I bet he has got a really small nob.

What can I say, I got a small dick but a fast ass. :D :D :D

Note: stole that line off a scobe who used to work with a mate.

[Nicewanbiy]

I bet he has got a really small nob.
I thank the lord I don't have that information.



Probably.

[ho chi feen]

I thank the lord I don't have that information.



Probably.


In fairness, it wouldn't take much to make you feel totally inadequate.*


*allegedly

[Nicewanbiy]

In fairness, it wouldn't take much to make you feel totally inadequate.*


*allegedly
Leave my big cock out of this, it's my cross, i'll bare it.

[Persephone]

Leave my big cock out of this, it's my cross, i'll bare it.

Is it true that when you were born the doctors did not know if you were a girl or a boy so your folks decided to raise you as a boy and hope the rest would grow in later?

[Nicewanbiy]

Is it true that when you were born the doctors did not know if you were a girl or a boy so your folks decided to raise you as a boy and hope the rest would grow in later?
I was born Dirk Diggler. My third leg proves it.

[ho chi feen]

Is it true that when you were born the doctors did not know if you were a girl or a boy so your folks decided to raise you as a boy and hope the rest would grow in later?


Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh, and the sad part is it never did.

[Persephone]

The cock Nicewanbiy WISHED he had

nsfw obviously

http://www.cumfellas.com/worlds-biggest-cock/worlds-biggest-dick.jpg

[Nicewanbiy]

The cock Nicewanbiy WISHED he had

nsfw obviously

http://www.cumfellas.com/worlds-biggest-cock/worlds-biggest-dick.jpg
http://stashbox.org/uploads/1127019243/cock%20yard%2030%20s harp%201.JPG

[markinmanc]

When they legalise gay marriage in Ireland, NWB and Ho Chi Chi Queen will be first at the altar.:p

[Persephone]

When they legalise gay marriage in Ireland, NWB and Ho Chi Chi Queen will be first at the altar.:p

Those poor silkworms will be working overtime to produce enough to make a dress big enough to fit his fat arse

[Nicewanbiy]

When they legalise gay marriage in Ireland, NWB and Ho Chi Chi Queen will be first at the altar.:p
Whats the story with yer naughty box?


since last we spoke of it I have purchased a Punishment Box.

[markinmanc]

Whats the story with yer naughty box?


since last we spoke of it I have purchased a Punishment Box.

I got bored with the whole B&D thing - there's only so many times whipping someone with a cat o' nine tales can be interesting.

[Loftydog]

Heres the buttplugs

http://www.angelfire.com/punk5/buttplugs/

[markinmanc]

Heres the buttplugs

http://www.angelfire.com/punk5/buttplugs/

Threadkiller. ;)

[thegillabbeygowl]

Butplug??What possible pleasure could one get from having an impliment shoved up ones murky browntunnel?

[maggot]

Butplug??What possible pleasure could one get from having an impliment shoved up ones murky browntunnel?


Dont play dumb. You know well what a buttplug if for.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Dont play dumb. You know well what a buttplug if for.
I don't. I've never had anything inserted into me.What is supposed to happen?I must look into it.

[markinmanc]

I don't. I've never had anything inserted into me.What is supposed to happen?I must look into it.

Actually it will be looking into you. :lol!:

[Persephone]

Dont play dumb. You know well what a buttplug if for.

Whats it for so Maggot? Do enlighten those of us who have no idea what they are for :D

[markinmanc]

Whats it for so Maggot? Do enlighten those of us who have no idea what they are for :D

Something to do with blocking leaks in water barrels?

[storysham]

yers