choose man utd

[Lamps]

Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose an alcoholic as your manager, a memeber of AA as your club captain, and a drunken Irish wastrel as your best ever player. Choose not winning your league but still entering and winning one European Cup in the last 37 years in a league format which means you can loose several games and still win the competition and claim this is superior than winning 4 European Cups in 8 years like Liverpool did .

Choose drawing 99% of your fanbase from the ranks of the suburban English middle classes. Choose Gary Neville whinging about having to play too much football, presumably leaving the fans to pick up the financial shortfall which will come through less games with increased ticket prices elsewhere, the one-eyed tosspot.

Choose having one penalty being given against you at home in a league game in 8 years due to your constant intimidation of referees and choose Keane, Neville and Stam to leg the ref halfway accross the pitch after he had the barefaced cheek to give one for Middlesbrough.

Choose wasting as much time in fake protests at said penalty as possible in a transparent attempt to distract the penalty taker into missing (see Izzet, M ).

Choose righteous indigantions over Chelseas spending, whilst ignoring the small detail that youve paid 30m for Ferdinand and Rooney, 28m for Veron and 20m for Van Nistelrooy.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it "competitiveness", choosing, in the knowledge that you couldn't beat Arsenal at football, to kick players out of the game (having chosen Mike Riley, the biggest cheat in football to referee the game). Choose then grinding out a series of 1-0s and 2-0s and label it " pragmatic football ", but be up in arms when Liverpool or Chelsea or Arsenal do the same, and choose to deliver lengthy hypocritical treaties on how those clubs are " betraying their footballing principles ". but not Man United. Heavens no.

Choose being happy to take the PLC dollar through the 90s when it meant you commanded the biggest transfer budget and could bully your way round the transfer market (28m on Veron ? - *snigger*) but then trying to stop Glazers takeover and garner support from other fans by saying how bad it is for football when everything youve done since 1992 has been in Manchester United's self-interest and no-one elses. Choose dancing with the devil then choose shock when it jumps up and bites you in the @rse.

Choose walking round with bill boards saying you're not for sale, when by definition every company listed on the stock market is for sale every day of every year.

Choose constantly accusing scousers of being addicted to grief because that would never happen at Manchester United. Then choose annual memorial services for Munich 58, and choose constant euolgies to "the flowers of Manchester".

Choose your team wearing some little idiot's shirt to collect the cup. Choose this mawkish show of sentiment for not someone who died in Britains worst football tragedy, or being kidknapped and murdered in Iraq, or even through something as awful as a tragic illness but rather because the little no-mark had no regard for the
speed limit, or anyone else's safety.

Choose selling Jaap Stam to Lazio before a doping scandal broke and your manager was incriminated in it.

Choose turning the sports section of the tabloid press into a Man U fanzine.

Choose adopting feigned moral indignation over that fact not that turning up for a drugs test on the grounds that you're moving house is not a legitimate excuse. Choose Gordon Taylor to put forward the most ludicruous justifications for what is, after all, only the worst offence a sprtsman can commit. Choose a persecution complex nonetheless and never shut up about it, and threaten to disrupt the national teams Euro 2004 preparations by going on strike, just cos your mate got caught having a line. Choose then making a tv advert out of it with your player tipping over a sugar bowl (sugar - cocaine - geddit ? ) and writing his name in it whilst watching Euro 2004 at home. Hilarious.

Choose embarrassing yourselves by having the biggest prick in England play for you and have him marry the least talented spice girl and appear on fashion shows wearing a skirt, or choose said bitch saying your star right midfielder wears womens underwear at home on chatshows.


Choose the myth that Uniteds firm are gentleman pugilists who would never attack fans who weren't looking for trouble like they did vs Liverpool at OT in 1998. Then choose the same lads getting ragged all over Salford Quays and running for their lives from LFC 3 months later when they came face to face with a proper firm of lads.

Choose George Best coming out with his usual dreary "I am a recovering addict" spiel every time a Premiership footballer blots his copy-book, and sit and watch the drunken wastrel drivel away on soccer saturday whilst his tv mates have a laugh with " good old Georgey ". Wife beating, neglecting his kids, pissing his life and talent away? - He's a card, isn't he ?

Choose prattling on about what a great youth policy Man United have when a single youth player hasnt made it since the mid-90s.

Choose pretending that 11 years of success somehow erases the shame of not winning the league for 26 years.

Choose Veron, Forlan, any of your keepers post Schmeichel, Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Neil Webb, Bellion, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Ferguson is in the transfer market.

Choose Man United.

[POL]

I didn't know half of that stuff

[Fat Tom]

Choose Arsenal

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Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it "competitiveness".

Choose having the ugliest man on earth as your centre-back and the second ugliest as your manager.

Choose winning two championships in eleven seasons and acting like you've won eight in eleven.

Choose Patrick Vieira whinging about having to play too much football even though he gets eight games' rest every season due to suspensions.

Choose deliberately disrespecting and belittling the other team by playing keepy-uppy in their half with a few minutes to go.

Choose fancying yourselves as better than Real Madrid, then having Inter run rings around you at home.

Choose getting away with light or delayed punishments at F.A. disciplinary hearings because you've had every possible string pulled by David Dein.

Choose a persecution complex nonetheless and never shut up about it.

Choose watching an opponent miss a last-minute penalty against you, then running after him and jeering him. (then choose repeating this very same act fifteen years later against the same opponents)

Choose stepping forward in a four-man line with your right hands all raised in the air, then screaming abuse at the linesman when he has the audacity to keep his flag down.

Choose to see yourselves as one of the giants of continental football when you've never even reached a European Cup semi-final in your entire history.

Choose having the quietest stadium in the world ("the library") as your home ground, and then having the cheek to slag Man Utd about their fans.

Choose 52 red cards in just over seven years. Choose lying to the media that you didn't see a single one of the incidents that caused all these red cards.

Choose being a bunch of smug, self-regarding thugs who are well on their way to being even more unpopular than Man Utd in less than half the time!

[POL]

Choose substituting your hated rivals team for another team into a chain e-mail that being going around for 9 years and thereby implying that you are in some way innovative, original and humorous

[Fat Tom]

Never claimed i was just sick of this ABU shite thats been dominating with no proper football debate

[Fat Tom]

choose quality and knowing it

Choose Arsenal:Choose Third Place in the table, 4-2 at home against Ten men, Choose Thinking you are better than you are


choose going unbeaten in a whole league campaign and winning a league title at old trafford and white hart lane.

Choose United: Choose 3 major Titles in one season, Choose Giggs' run against Arsenal, Choose Schmeichel's penalty save

choose to have a game won by then and not need to score two in injury time.
Choose United: Choose actually winning the Champions League

choose going to the sansiro and beating them 5-1

Choose United: Choose beating Juve 3-2 at the Delle Alpi (a far better side than that Inter one)

choose kunfu kicking fans, choose refs being told fuck off and getting a captain involved, choose bringing the game into disrupte and chasing refs all over pitches, choose kicking class teams off pitchs and then telling lies after about it.
Choose United: Choose being able to play, choose not listening to managers excuse and watching matches properly

choose letting cheating basterds know what its like to have a bit of their own medicene...

Choose Arsenal: Choose acting Childish and pathetic because you know Daddy Dein will look after you

choose the best defense in england for 10 years.
Choose United : Choose the best team the Premiership has ever seen, Choose the most consistent performers of the last Decade and a half, Choose the most Succesful Domestic team


choose membership of g14
Choose Arsenal: Choose thinking membership of G14 is a sign of success !!!!!!!


choose your captain insulting your fans over their choice of filling.

I'd hardly call them fans now to be honest


choose not winning the fair play league during any year of winning the title.
Choose United: Choose not giving a fuck because we have silverware


choose thugs carefully! choose interupting race meetings, death threats, vandilism etc.
Choose United: Choose passion for your club and a firm stance on issues (not that I agree)

[POL]

Naff has the psychological edge on them today, credit where its due. He's reduced them to nothing

[Up For The Ba]

These threads are getting boring....... choose to ignore them and get on with following football instead of acting like a bunch of fucking 12 year olds.

[STEVIEG]

These threads are getting boring....... choose to ignore them and get on with following football instead of acting like a bunch of fucking 12 year olds.

Well said

[Rebelred]

Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose an alcoholic as your manager, a memeber of AA as your club captain, and a drunken Irish wastrel as your best ever player. Choose not winning your league but still entering and winning one European Cup in the last 37 years in a league format which means you can loose several games and still win the competition and claim this is superior than winning 4 European Cups in 8 years like Liverpool did .

Choose drawing 99% of your fanbase from the ranks of the suburban English middle classes. Choose Gary Neville whinging about having to play too much football, presumably leaving the fans to pick up the financial shortfall which will come through less games with increased ticket prices elsewhere, the one-eyed tosspot.

Choose having one penalty being given against you at home in a league game in 8 years due to your constant intimidation of referees and choose Keane, Neville and Stam to leg the ref halfway accross the pitch after he had the barefaced cheek to give one for Middlesbrough.

Choose wasting as much time in fake protests at said penalty as possible in a transparent attempt to distract the penalty taker into missing (see Izzet, M ).

Choose righteous indigantions over Chelseas spending, whilst ignoring the small detail that youve paid 30m for Ferdinand and Rooney, 28m for Veron and 20m for Van Nistelrooy.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it "competitiveness", choosing, in the knowledge that you couldn't beat Arsenal at football, to kick players out of the game (having chosen Mike Riley, the biggest cheat in football to referee the game). Choose then grinding out a series of 1-0s and 2-0s and label it " pragmatic football ", but be up in arms when Liverpool or Chelsea or Arsenal do the same, and choose to deliver lengthy hypocritical treaties on how those clubs are " betraying their footballing principles ". but not Man United. Heavens no.

Choose being happy to take the PLC dollar through the 90s when it meant you commanded the biggest transfer budget and could bully your way round the transfer market (28m on Veron ? - *snigger*) but then trying to stop Glazers takeover and garner support from other fans by saying how bad it is for football when everything youve done since 1992 has been in Manchester United's self-interest and no-one elses. Choose dancing with the devil then choose shock when it jumps up and bites you in the @rse.

Choose walking round with bill boards saying you're not for sale, when by definition every company listed on the stock market is for sale every day of every year.

Choose constantly accusing scousers of being addicted to grief because that would never happen at Manchester United. Then choose annual memorial services for Munich 58, and choose constant euolgies to "the flowers of Manchester".

Choose your team wearing some little idiot's shirt to collect the cup. Choose this mawkish show of sentiment for not someone who died in Britains worst football tragedy, or being kidknapped and murdered in Iraq, or even through something as awful as a tragic illness but rather because the little no-mark had no regard for the
speed limit, or anyone else's safety.

Choose selling Jaap Stam to Lazio before a doping scandal broke and your manager was incriminated in it.

Choose turning the sports section of the tabloid press into a Man U fanzine.

Choose adopting feigned moral indignation over that fact not that turning up for a drugs test on the grounds that you're moving house is not a legitimate excuse. Choose Gordon Taylor to put forward the most ludicruous justifications for what is, after all, only the worst offence a sprtsman can commit. Choose a persecution complex nonetheless and never shut up about it, and threaten to disrupt the national teams Euro 2004 preparations by going on strike, just cos your mate got caught having a line. Choose then making a tv advert out of it with your player tipping over a sugar bowl (sugar - cocaine - geddit ? ) and writing his name in it whilst watching Euro 2004 at home. Hilarious.

Choose embarrassing yourselves by having the biggest prick in England play for you and have him marry the least talented spice girl and appear on fashion shows wearing a skirt, or choose said bitch saying your star right midfielder wears womens underwear at home on chatshows.


Choose the myth that Uniteds firm are gentleman pugilists who would never attack fans who weren't looking for trouble like they did vs Liverpool at OT in 1998. Then choose the same lads getting ragged all over Salford Quays and running for their lives from LFC 3 months later when they came face to face with a proper firm of lads.

Choose George Best coming out with his usual dreary "I am a recovering addict" spiel every time a Premiership footballer blots his copy-book, and sit and watch the drunken wastrel drivel away on soccer saturday whilst his tv mates have a laugh with " good old Georgey ". Wife beating, neglecting his kids, pissing his life and talent away? - He's a card, isn't he ?

Choose prattling on about what a great youth policy Man United have when a single youth player hasnt made it since the mid-90s.

Choose pretending that 11 years of success somehow erases the shame of not winning the league for 26 years.

Choose Veron, Forlan, any of your keepers post Schmeichel, Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Neil Webb, Bellion, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Ferguson is in the transfer market.

Choose Man United.

choose a club of your own,concentrate your efforts on supporting them, and try to wean yourself off ABUism, theres a good lad

[oliver hymn]

i know but look at the 3 major titles one.........yet they then went on to not even bother competing in it....

that made me spill me tea
u take it all too seriously
never warrants a tea-spilling episode

[oliver hymn]

Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose an alcoholic as your manager, a memeber of AA as your club captain, and a drunken Irish wastrel as your best ever player. Choose not winning your league but still entering and winning one European Cup in the last 37 years in a league format which means you can loose several games and still win the competition and claim this is superior than winning 4 European Cups in 8 years like Liverpool did .

Choose drawing 99% of your fanbase from the ranks of the suburban English middle classes. Choose Gary Neville whinging about having to play too much football, presumably leaving the fans to pick up the financial shortfall which will come through less games with increased ticket prices elsewhere, the one-eyed tosspot.

Choose having one penalty being given against you at home in a league game in 8 years due to your constant intimidation of referees and choose Keane, Neville and Stam to leg the ref halfway accross the pitch after he had the barefaced cheek to give one for Middlesbrough.

Choose wasting as much time in fake protests at said penalty as possible in a transparent attempt to distract the penalty taker into missing (see Izzet, M ).

Choose righteous indigantions over Chelseas spending, whilst ignoring the small detail that youve paid 30m for Ferdinand and Rooney, 28m for Veron and 20m for Van Nistelrooy.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it "competitiveness", choosing, in the knowledge that you couldn't beat Arsenal at football, to kick players out of the game (having chosen Mike Riley, the biggest cheat in football to referee the game). Choose then grinding out a series of 1-0s and 2-0s and label it " pragmatic football ", but be up in arms when Liverpool or Chelsea or Arsenal do the same, and choose to deliver lengthy hypocritical treaties on how those clubs are " betraying their footballing principles ". but not Man United. Heavens no.

Choose being happy to take the PLC dollar through the 90s when it meant you commanded the biggest transfer budget and could bully your way round the transfer market (28m on Veron ? - *snigger*) but then trying to stop Glazers takeover and garner support from other fans by saying how bad it is for football when everything youve done since 1992 has been in Manchester United's self-interest and no-one elses. Choose dancing with the devil then choose shock when it jumps up and bites you in the @rse.

Choose walking round with bill boards saying you're not for sale, when by definition every company listed on the stock market is for sale every day of every year.

Choose constantly accusing scousers of being addicted to grief because that would never happen at Manchester United. Then choose annual memorial services for Munich 58, and choose constant euolgies to "the flowers of Manchester".

Choose your team wearing some little idiot's shirt to collect the cup. Choose this mawkish show of sentiment for not someone who died in Britains worst football tragedy, or being kidknapped and murdered in Iraq, or even through something as awful as a tragic illness but rather because the little no-mark had no regard for the
speed limit, or anyone else's safety.

Choose selling Jaap Stam to Lazio before a doping scandal broke and your manager was incriminated in it.

Choose turning the sports section of the tabloid press into a Man U fanzine.

Choose adopting feigned moral indignation over that fact not that turning up for a drugs test on the grounds that you're moving house is not a legitimate excuse. Choose Gordon Taylor to put forward the most ludicruous justifications for what is, after all, only the worst offence a sprtsman can commit. Choose a persecution complex nonetheless and never shut up about it, and threaten to disrupt the national teams Euro 2004 preparations by going on strike, just cos your mate got caught having a line. Choose then making a tv advert out of it with your player tipping over a sugar bowl (sugar - cocaine - geddit ? ) and writing his name in it whilst watching Euro 2004 at home. Hilarious.

Choose embarrassing yourselves by having the biggest prick in England play for you and have him marry the least talented spice girl and appear on fashion shows wearing a skirt, or choose said bitch saying your star right midfielder wears womens underwear at home on chatshows.


Choose the myth that Uniteds firm are gentleman pugilists who would never attack fans who weren't looking for trouble like they did vs Liverpool at OT in 1998. Then choose the same lads getting ragged all over Salford Quays and running for their lives from LFC 3 months later when they came face to face with a proper firm of lads.

Choose George Best coming out with his usual dreary "I am a recovering addict" spiel every time a Premiership footballer blots his copy-book, and sit and watch the drunken wastrel drivel away on soccer saturday whilst his tv mates have a laugh with " good old Georgey ". Wife beating, neglecting his kids, pissing his life and talent away? - He's a card, isn't he ?

Choose prattling on about what a great youth policy Man United have when a single youth player hasnt made it since the mid-90s.

Choose pretending that 11 years of success somehow erases the shame of not winning the league for 26 years.

Choose Veron, Forlan, any of your keepers post Schmeichel, Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Neil Webb, Bellion, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Ferguson is in the transfer market.

Choose Man United.

CHOOSE TO USE YOUR TIME BETTER!

you know you deserve it. but congrats on a dandy first post!

[Rolo Feen]

thats great.

another waster with nothing better to do but concentrate on a team to fit some sort of 'Clique'.

united fans are arrogant.
we call you ABU's and ye get upset and again claim we're arrogant.
united fans know nothing about football.
united waste lots of money on awful players.
united this.
united that.

is it really this easy,for ye to get off by slamming other teams?

is it a case that united fans can actually appreciate the talent of the opposition and the rest of the non-united supporters on this board can do nothing but concentrate on finding flaws in one club?

dont be so stereotypical lads. its sad, funny for ye to get us wound up yea grand like, but ye act like clowns, thus perceived as such. this takes from the respect people have for yer posts. but then, they are predominently full of shit about man united anyway so i suppose it doesnt matter.

[AmadeusDC]

You know what the weird thing is, that was an anti United rant written by a Liverpool fan as far as i can tell and yet people jumped back at Arsenal. Maybe i'm wrong but if i'm not why reply to a Liverpool fan with a anti Arsenal rant? -AmadeusDC-

[Mr. R.M. Keane]

You know what the weird thing is, that was an anti United rant written by a Liverpool fan as far as i can tell and yet people jumped back at Arsenal. Maybe i'm wrong but if i'm not why reply to a Liverpool fan with a anti Arsenal rant? -AmadeusDC-

Thats because Naff was the 1st to respond.

[Fat Tom]

You know what the weird thing is, that was an anti United rant written by a Liverpool fan as far as i can tell and yet people jumped back at Arsenal. Maybe i'm wrong but if i'm not why reply to a Liverpool fan with a anti Arsenal rant? -AmadeusDC-

To choose Liverpool one I found was out dated coz no one really gives a shit about them anymore

[AmadeusDC]

To choose Liverpool one I found was out dated coz no one really gives a shit about them anymore

ha........... harsh but true for the time being. -AmadeusDC-

[STEVIEG]

Amadeus that Champions league thread on the main forum was a cool idea can you re-create it here? It's impossible to call this year and should be interesting to see how clue-less we all are!

[AmadeusDC]

Amadeus that Champions league thread on the main forum was a cool idea can you re-create it here? It's impossible to call this year and should be interesting to see how clue-less we all are!

Will do Stevie.

I wantd to do it in the bracket format (just like they do here for the NCAA basketball) where by you would pick the winners right through to the final but as far as i know there is a draw at the end of this round as well. Anyway things change so often in that comp that it's probably fairer that we be able to pick again between each round of matches. We'll definitely have to copy the predictions right before kick off though........... just in case anyway looking to prove their footie knowledge goes back and clicks the edit button.

-AmadeusDC-

[STEVIEG]

Great stuff-there's fuckwits at the FA who get paid six figure sterling salaries and put less thought into their work than you have just done!

[Langer Dan]

Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose an alcoholic as your manager, a memeber of AA as your club captain, and a drunken Irish wastrel as your best ever player. Choose not winning your league but still entering and winning one European Cup in the last 37 years in a league format which means you can loose several games and still win the competition and claim this is superior than winning 4 European Cups in 8 years like Liverpool did .

Choose drawing 99% of your fanbase from the ranks of the suburban English middle classes. Choose Gary Neville whinging about having to play too much football, presumably leaving the fans to pick up the financial shortfall which will come through less games with increased ticket prices elsewhere, the one-eyed tosspot.

Choose having one penalty being given against you at home in a league game in 8 years due to your constant intimidation of referees and choose Keane, Neville and Stam to leg the ref halfway accross the pitch after he had the barefaced cheek to give one for Middlesbrough.

Choose wasting as much time in fake protests at said penalty as possible in a transparent attempt to distract the penalty taker into missing (see Izzet, M ).

Choose righteous indigantions over Chelseas spending, whilst ignoring the small detail that youve paid 30m for Ferdinand and Rooney, 28m for Veron and 20m for Van Nistelrooy.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it "competitiveness", choosing, in the knowledge that you couldn't beat Arsenal at football, to kick players out of the game (having chosen Mike Riley, the biggest cheat in football to referee the game). Choose then grinding out a series of 1-0s and 2-0s and label it " pragmatic football ", but be up in arms when Liverpool or Chelsea or Arsenal do the same, and choose to deliver lengthy hypocritical treaties on how those clubs are " betraying their footballing principles ". but not Man United. Heavens no.

Choose being happy to take the PLC dollar through the 90s when it meant you commanded the biggest transfer budget and could bully your way round the transfer market (28m on Veron ? - *snigger*) but then trying to stop Glazers takeover and garner support from other fans by saying how bad it is for football when everything youve done since 1992 has been in Manchester United's self-interest and no-one elses. Choose dancing with the devil then choose shock when it jumps up and bites you in the @rse.

Choose walking round with bill boards saying you're not for sale, when by definition every company listed on the stock market is for sale every day of every year.

Choose constantly accusing scousers of being addicted to grief because that would never happen at Manchester United. Then choose annual memorial services for Munich 58, and choose constant euolgies to "the flowers of Manchester".

Choose your team wearing some little idiot's shirt to collect the cup. Choose this mawkish show of sentiment for not someone who died in Britains worst football tragedy, or being kidknapped and murdered in Iraq, or even through something as awful as a tragic illness but rather because the little no-mark had no regard for the
speed limit, or anyone else's safety.

Choose selling Jaap Stam to Lazio before a doping scandal broke and your manager was incriminated in it.

Choose turning the sports section of the tabloid press into a Man U fanzine.

Choose adopting feigned moral indignation over that fact not that turning up for a drugs test on the grounds that you're moving house is not a legitimate excuse. Choose Gordon Taylor to put forward the most ludicruous justifications for what is, after all, only the worst offence a sprtsman can commit. Choose a persecution complex nonetheless and never shut up about it, and threaten to disrupt the national teams Euro 2004 preparations by going on strike, just cos your mate got caught having a line. Choose then making a tv advert out of it with your player tipping over a sugar bowl (sugar - cocaine - geddit ? ) and writing his name in it whilst watching Euro 2004 at home. Hilarious.

Choose embarrassing yourselves by having the biggest prick in England play for you and have him marry the least talented spice girl and appear on fashion shows wearing a skirt, or choose said bitch saying your star right midfielder wears womens underwear at home on chatshows.


Choose the myth that Uniteds firm are gentleman pugilists who would never attack fans who weren't looking for trouble like they did vs Liverpool at OT in 1998. Then choose the same lads getting ragged all over Salford Quays and running for their lives from LFC 3 months later when they came face to face with a proper firm of lads.

Choose George Best coming out with his usual dreary "I am a recovering addict" spiel every time a Premiership footballer blots his copy-book, and sit and watch the drunken wastrel drivel away on soccer saturday whilst his tv mates have a laugh with " good old Georgey ". Wife beating, neglecting his kids, pissing his life and talent away? - He's a card, isn't he ?

Choose prattling on about what a great youth policy Man United have when a single youth player hasnt made it since the mid-90s.

Choose pretending that 11 years of success somehow erases the shame of not winning the league for 26 years.

Choose Veron, Forlan, any of your keepers post Schmeichel, Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Neil Webb, Bellion, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Ferguson is in the transfer market.

Choose Man United.

choose being worried more about the fortunes of another club than your own beloved chelski

Sad Cunt.

Lamps: Chelsea fan 13months and counting

[Lamps]

choose being worried more about the fortunes of another club than your own beloved chelski

Sad Cunt.

Lamps: Chelsea fan 13months and counting

choose posting on the PROC at 2:30 in the morning, Choose being so fucking retarded that he's setting the colour he's writing in to white!!!

FITZY FITZY

[Sound]

choose posting on the PROC at 2:30 in the morning, Choose being so fucking retarded that he's setting the colour he's writing in to white!!!
FITZY FITZY

He may have done that on purpose...

[Lamps]

He may have done that on purpose...

why the fuck would anyone do something so stupid
cant see the trend taking off tbh

[Captain Planet]

why the fuck would anyone do something so stupid
cant see the trend taking off tbh





.

[Lamps]

.

nice

[Fr. Turncoat]

Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose an alcoholic as your manager, a memeber of AA as your club captain, and a drunken Irish wastrel as your best ever player. Choose not winning your league but still entering and winning one European Cup in the last 37 years in a league format which means you can loose several games and still win the competition and claim this is superior than winning 4 European Cups in 8 years like Liverpool did .

Choose drawing 99% of your fanbase from the ranks of the suburban English middle classes. Choose Gary Neville whinging about having to play too much football, presumably leaving the fans to pick up the financial shortfall which will come through less games with increased ticket prices elsewhere, the one-eyed tosspot.

Choose having one penalty being given against you at home in a league game in 8 years due to your constant intimidation of referees and choose Keane, Neville and Stam to leg the ref halfway accross the pitch after he had the barefaced cheek to give one for Middlesbrough.

Choose wasting as much time in fake protests at said penalty as possible in a transparent attempt to distract the penalty taker into missing (see Izzet, M ).

Choose righteous indigantions over Chelseas spending, whilst ignoring the small detail that youve paid 30m for Ferdinand and Rooney, 28m for Veron and 20m for Van Nistelrooy.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it "competitiveness", choosing, in the knowledge that you couldn't beat Arsenal at football, to kick players out of the game (having chosen Mike Riley, the biggest cheat in football to referee the game). Choose then grinding out a series of 1-0s and 2-0s and label it " pragmatic football ", but be up in arms when Liverpool or Chelsea or Arsenal do the same, and choose to deliver lengthy hypocritical treaties on how those clubs are " betraying their footballing principles ". but not Man United. Heavens no.

Choose being happy to take the PLC dollar through the 90s when it meant you commanded the biggest transfer budget and could bully your way round the transfer market (28m on Veron ? - *snigger*) but then trying to stop Glazers takeover and garner support from other fans by saying how bad it is for football when everything youve done since 1992 has been in Manchester United's self-interest and no-one elses. Choose dancing with the devil then choose shock when it jumps up and bites you in the @rse.

Choose walking round with bill boards saying you're not for sale, when by definition every company listed on the stock market is for sale every day of every year.

Choose constantly accusing scousers of being addicted to grief because that would never happen at Manchester United. Then choose annual memorial services for Munich 58, and choose constant euolgies to "the flowers of Manchester".

Choose your team wearing some little idiot's shirt to collect the cup. Choose this mawkish show of sentiment for not someone who died in Britains worst football tragedy, or being kidknapped and murdered in Iraq, or even through something as awful as a tragic illness but rather because the little no-mark had no regard for the
speed limit, or anyone else's safety.

Choose selling Jaap Stam to Lazio before a doping scandal broke and your manager was incriminated in it.

Choose turning the sports section of the tabloid press into a Man U fanzine.

Choose adopting feigned moral indignation over that fact not that turning up for a drugs test on the grounds that you're moving house is not a legitimate excuse. Choose Gordon Taylor to put forward the most ludicruous justifications for what is, after all, only the worst offence a sprtsman can commit. Choose a persecution complex nonetheless and never shut up about it, and threaten to disrupt the national teams Euro 2004 preparations by going on strike, just cos your mate got caught having a line. Choose then making a tv advert out of it with your player tipping over a sugar bowl (sugar - cocaine - geddit ? ) and writing his name in it whilst watching Euro 2004 at home. Hilarious.

Choose embarrassing yourselves by having the biggest prick in England play for you and have him marry the least talented spice girl and appear on fashion shows wearing a skirt, or choose said bitch saying your star right midfielder wears womens underwear at home on chatshows.


Choose the myth that Uniteds firm are gentleman pugilists who would never attack fans who weren't looking for trouble like they did vs Liverpool at OT in 1998. Then choose the same lads getting ragged all over Salford Quays and running for their lives from LFC 3 months later when they came face to face with a proper firm of lads.

Choose George Best coming out with his usual dreary "I am a recovering addict" spiel every time a Premiership footballer blots his copy-book, and sit and watch the drunken wastrel drivel away on soccer saturday whilst his tv mates have a laugh with " good old Georgey ". Wife beating, neglecting his kids, pissing his life and talent away? - He's a card, isn't he ?

Choose prattling on about what a great youth policy Man United have when a single youth player hasnt made it since the mid-90s.

Choose pretending that 11 years of success somehow erases the shame of not winning the league for 26 years.

Choose Veron, Forlan, any of your keepers post Schmeichel, Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Neil Webb, Bellion, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Ferguson is in the transfer market.

Choose Man United.
taking time out from combing Pol's hair Lamps came up with this vitriolic rant all on his ownsome.

[ho chi feen]

Welcome to 2005, lads. ;)

[Demons till I die]

Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair.
Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma Paul Stewart David Speedie Jimmy Carter Dirk Kuyt & Arbeloa.
Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented.
Choose penalties.
Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives.
Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don’t even know the name of your club decide to buy it.
Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in.
Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is.
Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy.
Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future.
Choose Scouse.

[KolaKubes]

Nasty ABU.

[ebenezer]

Choose life.

[legend76]

Choose life.

I chose not to choose life, I chose something else :)

[keanos dog]

I chose not to choose life, I chose something else :)

i chose not to choose life.i chose the PROC.

[Rebelred]

Choose life.

choose a car, choose compact disc players and electric tin openers...

[Edmund Blackwater]

Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair.
Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma Paul Stewart David Speedie Jimmy Carter Dirk Kuyt & Arbeloa.
Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented.
Choose penalties.
Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives.
Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don’t even know the name of your club decide to buy it.
Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in.
Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is.
Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy.
Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future.
Choose Scouse.
choose log off.
please.

[Lee Bushwacker]

Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose an alcoholic as your manager, a memeber of AA as your club captain, and a drunken Irish wastrel as your best ever player. Choose not winning your league but still entering and winning one European Cup in the last 37 years in a league format which means you can loose several games and still win the competition and claim this is superior than winning 4 European Cups in 8 years like Liverpool did .

Choose drawing 99% of your fanbase from the ranks of the suburban English middle classes. Choose Gary Neville whinging about having to play too much football, presumably leaving the fans to pick up the financial shortfall which will come through less games with increased ticket prices elsewhere, the one-eyed tosspot.

Choose having one penalty being given against you at home in a league game in 8 years due to your constant intimidation of referees and choose Keane, Neville and Stam to leg the ref halfway accross the pitch after he had the barefaced cheek to give one for Middlesbrough.

Choose wasting as much time in fake protests at said penalty as possible in a transparent attempt to distract the penalty taker into missing (see Izzet, M ).

Choose righteous indigantions over Chelseas spending, whilst ignoring the small detail that youve paid 30m for Ferdinand and Rooney, 28m for Veron and 20m for Van Nistelrooy.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it "competitiveness", choosing, in the knowledge that you couldn't beat Arsenal at football, to kick players out of the game (having chosen Mike Riley, the biggest cheat in football to referee the game). Choose then grinding out a series of 1-0s and 2-0s and label it " pragmatic football ", but be up in arms when Liverpool or Chelsea or Arsenal do the same, and choose to deliver lengthy hypocritical treaties on how those clubs are " betraying their footballing principles ". but not Man United. Heavens no.

Choose being happy to take the PLC dollar through the 90s when it meant you commanded the biggest transfer budget and could bully your way round the transfer market (28m on Veron ? - *snigger*) but then trying to stop Glazers takeover and garner support from other fans by saying how bad it is for football when everything youve done since 1992 has been in Manchester United's self-interest and no-one elses. Choose dancing with the devil then choose shock when it jumps up and bites you in the @rse.

Choose walking round with bill boards saying you're not for sale, when by definition every company listed on the stock market is for sale every day of every year.

Choose constantly accusing scousers of being addicted to grief because that would never happen at Manchester United. Then choose annual memorial services for Munich 58, and choose constant euolgies to "the flowers of Manchester".

Choose your team wearing some little idiot's shirt to collect the cup. Choose this mawkish show of sentiment for not someone who died in Britains worst football tragedy, or being kidknapped and murdered in Iraq, or even through something as awful as a tragic illness but rather because the little no-mark had no regard for the
speed limit, or anyone else's safety.

Choose selling Jaap Stam to Lazio before a doping scandal broke and your manager was incriminated in it.

Choose turning the sports section of the tabloid press into a Man U fanzine.

Choose adopting feigned moral indignation over that fact not that turning up for a drugs test on the grounds that you're moving house is not a legitimate excuse. Choose Gordon Taylor to put forward the most ludicruous justifications for what is, after all, only the worst offence a sprtsman can commit. Choose a persecution complex nonetheless and never shut up about it, and threaten to disrupt the national teams Euro 2004 preparations by going on strike, just cos your mate got caught having a line. Choose then making a tv advert out of it with your player tipping over a sugar bowl (sugar - cocaine - geddit ? ) and writing his name in it whilst watching Euro 2004 at home. Hilarious.

Choose embarrassing yourselves by having the biggest prick in England play for you and have him marry the least talented spice girl and appear on fashion shows wearing a skirt, or choose said bitch saying your star right midfielder wears womens underwear at home on chatshows.


Choose the myth that Uniteds firm are gentleman pugilists who would never attack fans who weren't looking for trouble like they did vs Liverpool at OT in 1998. Then choose the same lads getting ragged all over Salford Quays and running for their lives from LFC 3 months later when they came face to face with a proper firm of lads.

Choose George Best coming out with his usual dreary "I am a recovering addict" spiel every time a Premiership footballer blots his copy-book, and sit and watch the drunken wastrel drivel away on soccer saturday whilst his tv mates have a laugh with " good old Georgey ". Wife beating, neglecting his kids, pissing his life and talent away? - He's a card, isn't he ?

Choose prattling on about what a great youth policy Man United have when a single youth player hasnt made it since the mid-90s.

Choose pretending that 11 years of success somehow erases the shame of not winning the league for 26 years.

Choose Veron, Forlan, any of your keepers post Schmeichel, Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Neil Webb, Bellion, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Ferguson is in the transfer market.

Choose Man United.

:evil:
Choose Liverpool who wallow in grief after Hillsborough having caused so much Heysel Stadium May 1985. After that go and find a plot for yourself you wanker of the highest order!!!!! :lol: