Elementary 1st Birthday Tues 13th

[Elementary]

On Tuesday 13th of July next you are cordially invited to....

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Elementary's first Birthday party
A year on and we're still goin strong promoting all aspects of Hip Hop culture
Obviously this week we're gonna start a little earler and the night kicks off in the Agora at 8.00

8.00 - 8.30 Donal
8.30 - 9.15 Colm Kenefick
9.15 - 10.00 Stevie G
10.00 - 10.45 Jeremy Murphy
10.45 - 11.30 Teknique + Chance and Doobious [Metabolix ] + guests MC's

We then move things 'seamlessly' to the White rooms [Bodega] for a breakdancing spectacular ft all the lads mentioned above + Corks own breakers the 'Rhythm Rebels' and Limerick BBoy legend Bazzy B

The cover Charge at the White rooms is 5e , reasonable enough we reckon due to the amount of entertainment on show

So if you want to help us celebtarte our first Birthday come along ready for a laugh and a good time and you wont be disapointed

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[Ch4nc3]

bump (already? yes!)

[queenie]

what time is the club starting at?

If, like there is some part of the night i like dont really wanna see can i get a discount? (seen that MC Chance too many time) can i get in for like 4.50yoyos???

[spudgun]

sure hes only a wee wee man, youd never notice him.

[Elementary]

what time is the club starting at?



11.30

[Ch4nc3]

i'm gonna be sure i'm as visible as possible on tues (espicially for u queenie)!!!!!!!!!!!! !! time to pull out that bright orange boiler suit (al a 1994 boyzone) i've been saving for just such an occassion........... .................... .................... .................... ...................
then again, i could show up wearing nothing but a booze enduced stupid grin, but i'll probably be wearing a beer soaked t shirt, dirty jeans and the afore mentioned booze enduced stupid grin.
either way (i'm after losing my train of thought here) tuesday night is gonna be off the proverbial fecal matter hanging apperatus. (shit hook).

BUMP

[Teknique]

either way (i'm after losing my train of thought here) tuesday night is gonna be off the proverbial fecal matter hanging apperatus. (shit hook).

BUMP



I always wondered if there was a better way to say shit hook - job done chigga man

Radio before-hand for some more ruckus has to be on the cards aswell.....

[queenie]

i'm gonna be sure i'm as visible as possible on tues (espicially for u queenie)!!!!!!!!!!!! !! time to pull out that bright orange boiler suit (al a 1994 boyzone) i've been saving for just such an occassion........... .................... .................... .................... ...................
then again, i could show up wearing nothing but a booze enduced stupid grin, but i'll probably be wearing a beer soaked t shirt, dirty jeans and the afore mentioned booze enduced stupid grin.
either way (i'm after losing my train of thought here) tuesday night is gonna be off the proverbial fecal matter hanging apperatus. (shit hook).

BUMP

charming indeed!

btw-if you are wearing that orange boiler suit- make sure make sure you give jremy a buzz beforehand - dont want to be wearing the same outfits on the night do ya?

[Starving Artist]

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Yah boy! posty posty post....

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Whoomp! there it is...

[Ch4nc3]

its muthafuckin time to muthafuckin bump this muthafuckin topic to the muthafuckin top of this muthafuckin forum, muthafucka!!!!!!!!!! !

BUMP

[Starving Artist]

Yep, me and all the other Fuse 2004 tutors over in Colaiste Stiofan Naofa will be there... Some sore heads Wednesday morning...

[Ch4nc3]

howya, can i get 2 double vodkas, one red bull, 2 carlsberg, 1 murphys and 5 blue aftershocks......... ., oh and change for the fag machine as well, nice one.

B(urp)UMP

[Ch4nc3]

on the eve of elementary's first birthday i'd like to go back on some highlights for me over the past 12 months:

1)the weekly slagging match/battles/eventual degeneration into non rhymed insults between myself and ross brown.......great fun.

2)the first block party where about 200 odd people surprisingly showed up, i'd like to think for a rare metabolix gig.

3) the riddim rebels and bazzie b throwing down.

4)crazy tom throwing down.

5) me throwing up

6) second block party when tuki did a showcase, again 200 people odd showed up.

7) the first official battle, which i won beating my arch nemisis ne sparring partner ross brown in the first round.

the second official battle where ross brown beat me in the final and some crazy drunk geezer went for beacuse i made mentioned ballincollig in a rhyme.

9) j remy in a shirt n tie the same night.

10) the discussion about bolo getting shot in mayfield. did it happen? who knows.

11) stevie g playing j live in pretty much every set!!! good stuff.

12) flip doing a show case followed by a ruckus mic wreckin session involving wuzza, b wonder, moi, longy and buchaill dana................ banannaz!!

13) the old wino woman pissing herself

14) whitenoise making a guest appearance.

15) the after party for whozers exhibition with da man like deviant on the 1's n 2's.

16) j remys last gig and the bitches wit the fat asses.

17)sunny d and missprint finding love (hehehe, ya pair of saps!!)

1 the fact that steve the barman still serves each and every last one of us!!!

19) the middle aged woman clearly after taking a fistfull of anphetamines last tuesday night / itchy havin a scratch.

20) the build up to this fuckin shindig that every hip hop loving motherfucker in cork should be at as if their lifes depended on it!! BUMP

[Teknique]

12) flip doing a show case followed by a ruckus mic wreckin session involving wuzza, b wonder, moi, longy and buchaill dana................ banannaz!!



That was indeed a memorable night, best MC'in at Elementary easily

[Ch4nc3]

hmmmm, i belive you were in charge of the tunes dat night, thats proabaly the best night i've had in there, everyone was well up for it, once again its a shame marc stretch didn't stick around.

note to self, get a fuckin job and stop posting on the same thread to keep it at the top of the forum, ah well, once more i suppose............

B-U-M-TO DA MUTHAFUCKIN P BITCHES..........

(p.s.: anybody know of any vacanices for disgrunteled rapping midgits, i know a guy who'd be perfect for that job.)

[queenie]

If Chigga can do it, why can't I???

1) Being picked out from the audience and slandered by Ross Brown
(hahaha)
2) Through the Wire-Sound Engineer Kennefick holding still as Tuki
tried to do his thing on the 1 & 2's
3) Bolo's Beatboxing : )
4) Steve the barman-is da bomb!!! Slice of lemon in every drink served
-even if it's only h2o!
5) MC Battles- legendary
6) Queenie's (brief)dj'ing debut- hahahaha
7) J'Remy's tearfilled going away gig- and bootilicious chicks
8) Adam's body ; )- mmm
9) Mr Who's Exhibition After Party in the Agora
10) MC Battle with that dodgy guy picking fights with everyone!
11) Didn't think it was possible for finding love at Elementary with
the uneven gender balance but Dosay & MissPrint are a perfect example-
awwww
12) The Male Talent on merit of their good looks & not skill ; )
13) The Talent on merit of their Skillz!
14) Surprise Guest Appearance by Malvina (I think that's her name)-who
sang a tune & Stevie on the decks!
15) The Block Parties
16) The Tunes
17) The Guests
18) The DJ's
19) The BBoys
20) The MC's
21) Writer's
22) cant remember exact time of year- nearing the end of Summer-lovely
warm night- crowd spilled out onto the streets- watching the bboys,
mc's dj's working together & the crowd lovin' it!
23) I don't know how Chancer can have 20 moments (& remember them)
especially when he be throwing up rather than throwing down- legend!

'03 'til Infinity!!!!!

[Starving Artist]

Sure if everybody else is doing it....

(1) Tues 15th July 2003 first ever Elementary (formerly known as VIBE!)
(2) Whozer painting the inaugaral VIBE! poster down the car park - could be worth money now, that one...
(3) First block party (including JD and the boys crowd participation pleaser "FUCK EM" with the doors wide open and the Gardai across at the coliseum)
(4) Introducing Bazzie to Donal, and from there whence sprouted a legend...
(5) Me and Dozay getting searched by the drug squad while cruising for a parking space... female gard - "any illegal substances lads?"... lengthy search later and no luck for the plain clothers... "good luck gards, try the reggae night in redz, ye're bound to make a killing there"
(6) Coming from Luimneach to see Tuki in action in September '03.
(7) Dozay and Lily finally getting it together and becoming Corks premier Hip-Hoppy couple. (subtleties like "Donal are you cold? why don't you get a JUMP-HER!" didn't work.)
(8) Me and Diggsy getting attention from sexy nympho's... (let's not mention that they were older than me mam)

[OC]

"the second official battle where ross brown beat me in the final and some crazy drunk geezer went for beacuse i made mentioned ballincollig in a rhyme."

Yup, that memory will last a long time.
J Remington (re-christened after moving to Dublin 6) has a few CDs for yiz - hope you get a few more years out of the elementary night - its a goodun

[Ch4nc3]

First block party (including JD and the boys crowd participation pleaser "FUCK EM" with the doors wide open and the Gardai across at the coliseum)

forgot about that one, the same way i'd forgotten the two hip replacement candidates urself and digs kidnapped from mary mount hospice after posing as meals on wheels delivery boys,and ye think we didnt know ya dirty fuckers. ;-P and yes queenie, i am a legend, in every sense of the word.

less than 24 hours to go, the fun starts at 7pm on the elementary show with your soon to be usual dose of cork radio's finest trio

tek boufont
chigga mcgurnigal
steve le taxi

plus a langerload of guests

elementary show birthday special
7-9
tekfm 94.8, BITCHES!!!!!!!

[woolly the wonder sheep]

Tonight better not SUCK or i will be bitterly dissappointed :D he he

[Teknique]

(5) Me and Dozay getting searched by the drug squad while cruising for a parking space... female gard - "any illegal substances lads?"... lengthy search later and no luck for the plain clothers... "good luck gards, try the reggae night in redz, ye're bound to make a killing there"



u forgot about the time , they stopped us , asked us had we any illegal substances and Donal goes , "unless u count a breast and a bun from Hillbilly's" and proceeded to stuff it up his nose in front of the Cop

Ah memories.....

[Ch4nc3]

i'm fed up with comming up with witty and original things to say to bump the thread so







































eat a dick muthafuckas and oh yeah,

























B U M P

[Teknique]

1 last bizzump
hopefully people come along a great nigth is had by all

Personally I'm lookin forward to seein the bboys do there thing finally with some space , in the white rooms....

[mr.glas]

iam stuck in work here whill all this is going whatalife hope the night goes down well anything thats getting real hiphop back on the map




mr.glas beatstreet tech.fm sun 2-5

[i'm tellin ya strait]

iam stuck in work here whill all this is going whatalife hope the night goes down well anything thats getting real hiphop back on the map




mr.glas beatstreet tech.fm sun 2-5



you missed a savage night MR. GLAS ha ha ha ha maybe you'll book the night off next year did i say it was a SAVAGE NIGHT ha aha ha haha hahahahahahahahahaha hhaahahahah

[woolly the wonder sheep]

If Chigga can do it, why can't I???

1) Being picked out from the audience and slandered by Ross Brown
(hahaha)
2) Through the Wire-Sound Engineer Kennefick holding still as Tuki
tried to do his thing on the 1 & 2's
3) Bolo's Beatboxing : )
4) Steve the barman-is da bomb!!! Slice of lemon in every drink served
-even if it's only h2o!
5) MC Battles- legendary
6) Queenie's (brief)dj'ing debut- hahahaha
7) J'Remy's tearfilled going away gig- and bootilicious chicks
8) Adam's body ; )- mmm
9) Mr Who's Exhibition After Party in the Agora
10) MC Battle with that dodgy guy picking fights with everyone!
11) Didn't think it was possible for finding love at Elementary with
the uneven gender balance but Dosay & MissPrint are a perfect example-
awwww
12) The Male Talent on merit of their good looks & not skill ; )
13) The Talent on merit of their Skillz!
14) Surprise Guest Appearance by Malvina (I think that's her name)-who
sang a tune & Stevie on the decks!
15) The Block Parties
16) The Tunes
17) The Guests
18) The DJ's
19) The BBoys
20) The MC's
21) Writer's
22) cant remember exact time of year- nearing the end of Summer-lovely
warm night- crowd spilled out onto the streets- watching the bboys,
mc's dj's working together & the crowd lovin' it!
23) I don't know how Chancer can have 20 moments (& remember them)
especially when he be throwing up rather than throwing down- legend!

'03 'til Infinity!!!!!


I'VE MISSED SOOOO MUCH :D he he

[STEVIEG]

Great atmosphere in both venues. full credit to everyone involved, especially the unsung hero Donal, who put it all together in the first place. Nice one!

[woolly the wonder sheep]

point well made jeremy :D

[spudgun]

Good old laugh alrite, well done lads.

I think Drew wants to take up the mic next time....

[queenie]

Great night!!!

thanks for the entertainment over the past year, long may it continue! xxx

[G Swift]

great night alright! who was that mc with the beard? he had a nice flow

[Elementary]

in no particular order , maybe chronologically!!!!

To Miss Print for the quality flyers and posters she put together
To the lads fron Tech Fm for hosting a bit of a ruckus session before the Agora
To the Staff and Management of the Agora for all there help over the year
To the Staff and Management of the Bodega/White Rooms for hosting the event
To all the performers on the night for ripping it up and special mention to Bazzie B , Jeremy and John Doobs who took time off work and travelled from all over the country to be there and TRX for his graf piece outside the Agora
and finally...Thank you to those of you that came along on the night and supported local Hip Hop , you know who you are

Hopefully there is more to come......

[spudgun]

great night alright! who was that mc with the beard? he had a nice flow


Yeah hes great, im sure i gave him a lift home one night. Told me he did a few cute for a famous german reggae artist.

Cant think of his name though...

[Teknique]

Longy

[mark johnston]

To all the performers on the night for ripping it up and special mention to Bazzie B , Jeremy and John Doobs who took time off work and travelled from all over the country to be there


i was talking to Jeremy, it wasn`t actually him, it was a clone of him.

he`s working in a cyborg-cloning-genetics laborotory in Dublin and sent his first creation down and apparently it fooled everyone
(`cept me that is,
he`s usually not that friendly...GGGGRRRRR RRR!!!!)

[mark johnston]

great night though lads, fair play for keeping it going.

[Ch4nc3]

ruckus aul night alright best session in a good while.

[silt]

gwan the elementary.
whats the craic jeremy
no real elementary without the rhythm rebels!

[silt]

'Sup Siltdog.

What is real elementary? Is it with the rhythm rebels throwing down, el whoozer throwing up & me throwing shapes?

I think so.
u said it cheif, seems like its elementary gone international atm with me in germany, u in dublin(not quite international, but it aint cork), and whoozer in london