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de mange
03-07-2009, 12:37 PM
just had my neighbour ring me to tell me that she heard 2 scumbags outside my house last night planning to rob the place soon - she was feeding her baby and could hear their conversation.. they were running over the details of it all - coming over the rear wall etc, and said they would be back during the day to plan it out right 'if johnny thought it was a runner'

i have notified the gardai, gonna pop another motion sensor on my alarm system tomorrow, move most of the valuables upstairs and sleep with a hammer... anything else i could do apart from put a pitbull in the back garden? :(

a honest mistake
03-07-2009, 12:45 PM
seeing as this is the sports forum,

what about a hurl..

o_2_b_a_rebel
03-07-2009, 12:46 PM
just had my neighbour ring me to tell me that she heard 2 scumbags outside my house last night planning to rob the place soon - she was feeding her baby and could hear their conversation.. they were running over the details of it all - coming over the rear wall etc, and said they would be back during the day to plan it out right 'if johnny thought it was a runner'

i have notified the gardai, gonna pop another motion sensor on my alarm system tomorrow, move most of the valuables upstairs and sleep with a hammer... anything else i could do apart from put a pitbull in the back garden? :(

Move out of Knocka?

de mange
03-07-2009, 12:51 PM
seeing as this is the sports forum,

what about a hurl..

heh heh.. woops

Mick Lyons
03-07-2009, 01:19 PM
just had my neighbour ring me to tell me that she heard 2 scumbags outside my house last night planning to rob the place soon - she was feeding her baby and could hear their conversation.. they were running over the details of it all - coming over the rear wall etc, and said they would be back during the day to plan it out right 'if johnny thought it was a runner'

i have notified the gardai, gonna pop another motion sensor on my alarm system tomorrow, move most of the valuables upstairs and sleep with a hammer... anything else i could do apart from put a pitbull in the back garden? :(

Ring about 20 mates to come round at night.
Get them to sit on the floor of the living room.
Knock off all the lights and stand beside the switch.
Now................. ..





















........you wait.

Rebelred
03-07-2009, 01:54 PM
traps all over your back yard.

http://blog1.rspcasa.asn.au/wp-content/uploads/wennanmaltesetrap3.j pg

Lewis Hamiltons Hat
03-07-2009, 06:55 PM
me and opti would be glad to offer our services for your living room floor slumber party. all we ask is tea, toast, and a place to plug our xbox360 into.

glue
04-07-2009, 11:14 AM
me and opti would be glad to offer our services for your living room floor slumber party. all we ask is tea, toast, and a place to plug our xbox360 into.

I can understand Optimus being there but what is your function?

To make them think the place is full of gays?

five eight job
04-07-2009, 11:50 AM
me and opti would be glad to offer our services for your living room floor slumber party. all we ask is tea, toast, and a place to plug our xbox360 into.

its a good diversion i suppose seen as they would then beat the shit out of you and opti and rob the xbox leaving the house in tact really with no valuables taken. excellent plan and all for the price of a slice pan and box of tea bags........