Anvil cannot help himself

[TOMÁS]

Hi Hammeredhead!

http://ces.terapad.com/resources/9337/assets/blogthings/smiling_dog.jpg

[Lamps]

Take that Tomas. Suck it up.


What a victory for the SFI.

Where are you cantankY, where are you now Carmona.

We told ye all this was coming, and be assured this is only the begining, don;t think the bank holiday monday will save ye.

This will be epic

[Matlock]

What a victory for the SFI.



My arse it is.

Any sportman, including the Leinster squad, would have no time for any of the sfi.

Those who think that a player getting injured is something to laugh about and who jeer at any sport or team other than the ones they themselves support are not true sportsfans.

They are just gowls.

[ANVIL]

My arse it is.

Any sportman, including the Leinster squad, would have no time for any of the sfi.

Those who think that a player getting injured is something to laugh about and who jeer at any sport or team other than the ones they themselves support are not true sportsfans.

They are just gowls.

Shouldn't you be making your better half his supper instead of worrying your pretty little head about muddy men ?

[Matlock]

Shouldn't you be making your better half his supper instead of worrying your pretty little head about muddy men ?

Fuck you

you

Fucking

Fuck.

[ANVIL]

Fuck you

you

Fucking

Fuck.

Heh,heh,heh - the first rattlement of a very long night.

[Matlock]

Heh,heh,heh - the first rattlement of a very long night.

Im not ratteld at all.

Im dissapointed that my team lost, but i accept that hey deserved to on the day, Lenister were the better team.


The only reply you could make to my post was the oh so predictable "get back in the kitchen" jibe.

That is pathetic, in fairness.

[ANVIL]

Im not ratteld at all.

Im dissapointed that my team lost, but i accept that hey deserved to on the day, Lenister were the better team.


The only reply you could make to my post was the oh so predictable "get back in the kitchen" jibe.

That is pathetic, in fairness.

Hang on a minute love ...

*** checks the room to see if there's anyone one in it who gives a fuck ***

... WHATEVER !

[Mick Lyons]

Im not ratteld at all.

Im dissapointed that my team lost, but i accept that hey deserved to on the day, Lenister were the better team.


The only reply you could make to my post was the oh so predictable "get back in the kitchen" jibe.

That is pathetic, in fairness.

Cheer up Mattie. ;)

6KABmnF2T6M

[Matlock]

Cheer up Mattie. ;)

6KABmnF2T6M

thank you.

*nods head to herself while wandering out of thread*

[TOMÁS]

Take that Tomas. Suck it up.


What a victory for the SFI.

Where are you cantankY, where are you now Carmona.

We told ye all this was coming, and be assured this is only the begining, don;t think the bank holiday monday will save ye.

This will be epic

How challenged are you?
I told you I could not give a fuck about rugby. I just find the insecurities of the 'SFI' great entertainment. What sad little lives ye must have when most of it is validated on an internet forum.

[Mick Lyons]

How challenged are you?
I told you I could not give a fuck about rugby. I just find the insecurities of the 'SFI' great entertainment. What sad little lives ye must have when most of it is validated on an internet forum.

What's sad about that?

[tim the trip]

What's sad about that?

??hahahahahahaha.

[3pointplay]

Are the wheels off the bandwagon now or what?

[POL]

bate back to Limerick by "ladyboys" :lol!:

[TOMÁS]

What's sad about that?

No, Mick you're right, it is heroic and pioneering.

Do you think you will ever be able to think for yourself on the Internet, Mick? Someday, surely?

Poor Mick, another forum lapdog wagging his tail in agreement with his forum supervisors.

http://www2.dpi.qld.gov.au/images/11851.gif

[Mick Lyons]

For a man who doesn't even support Munstershire you seem awful upset TomásY.
:D

[rebelicecreamman]

Freaks the lot of ye.

[CORKBHOY]

Freaks the lot of ye.

But everyone likes a freakshow!

[rebelicecreamman]

But everyone likes a freakshow!


Long live the freakery.

[captainshamrock]

We told ye all this was coming,


Proof please.

[Mick Lyons]

Poor guy is wetting himself at the moment.
How long has he waited for this validation? Not being a rugby fan at all, I find it all hilarious.
Go on POL leave it all out. This is a safe place for you.:silly:

You're fooling no one.

[daithi81]

For a man who doesn't even support Munstershire you seem awful upset TomásY.
:D

Well spotted.

Tommy = exposed

[TOMÁS]

You're fooling no one.

Mick, the PROC must be really challenging for you. Having to be careful with all you say and making sure that you stay sweet with your internet supervisors. Kudos to you though, you sure are a likable little lamb.
But we all know what happens to lambs.

[TOMÁS]

Well spotted.

Tommy = exposed

Nice one Daithi. I say I am not a rugby fan and ML says I am, and a gombeen like you and ML deduce that I have to be.
Honestly, the number of imbeciles on the PROC is amazing. :sleeping:

[mightyquark]

Nice one Daithi. I say I am not a rugby fan and ML says I am, and a gombeen like you and ML deduce that I have to be.
Honestly, the number of imbeciles on the PROC is amazing. :sleeping:

Those junior apprentices and associative members are funny alright Tomas.

[TOMÁS]

Those junior apprentices and associative members are funny alright Tomas.

But tis hard work though. Always watching what you say, always looking to see what way the wind is blowing. Always waiting for the nod of approval from their supervisors.

You have to admire them a little, pity them a little, and then ridicule them a lot.

[Mick Lyons]

Heh heh.
That's it lads.
Circle the wagons. :D

[vanderburke]

Heh heh.
That's it lads.
Circle the wagons. :D

cant circle the wagons Mick...the wheels fell off yesterday!!

[TOMÁS]

http://www.chumpysclipart.c om/images/illustrations/thumbnail/46_excited_blue_dog_ wagging_tail_with_to ngue_hanging_out_and _slobber_dripping.jp g

Ata boy Mick.

[Mick Lyons]

cant circle the wagons Mick...the wheels fell off yesterday!!

BURN!
Nice one.
:D

[mightyquark]

Mucky Loins the Phil Neal of the PROC..Yes Boss!!!!

[TOMÁS]

oQoPcUXyf3g

Another hero for HM83, Anvil, Edmund, Langer Tom, and Mick - I cannot think for myself - Lyons.

Way to go boys!

[ANVIL]

oQoPcUXyf3g

Another hero for HM83, Anvil, Edmund, Langer Tom, and Mick - I cannot think for myself - Lyons.

Way to go boys!

This boy is rattled badly.
By strangers on the interweb.
Over a rugby match.
Ghey.

[TOMÁS]

This boy is rattled badly.
By strangers on the interweb.
Over a rugby match.
Ghey.

:sleeping:
Oh look, a guy who gets so rattled that he has to post a resignation thread and then make a big broohah when he comes back.
Irony just swoops overhead for you, hammerhead.
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[ANVIL]

:sleeping:
Oh look, a guy who gets so rattled that he has to post a resignation thread and then make a big broohah when he comes back.
Irony just swoops overhead for you, hammerhead.
http://www.chumpysclipart.c om/images/illustrations/thumbnail/46_excited_blue_dog_ wagging_tail_with_to ngue_hanging_out_and _slobber_dripping.jp g

And badly rattled at that.
Close to meltdown I'd say.
Over a rugger match.
Whatever next.

[TOMÁS]

And badly rattled at that.
Close to meltdown I'd say.
Over a rugger match.
Whatever next.

Whatever next?:p PM your internet supervisor to find out.
If he is incommunicado - then just repeat your last post.
You sure are slow - Hammerhead - very slow.

[ANVIL]

Whatever next?:p PM your internet supervisor to find out.
If he is incommunicado - then just repeat your last post.
You sure are slow - Hammerhead - very slow.

Heh,heh,heh - stamp those feet TOM-ARSE.

[TOMÁS]

Heh,heh,heh - stamp those feet TOM-ARSE.

Wow, a retort! Copied and pasted, no doubt from the PM from your internet supervisor!
We sure love a trier here.

Can't resist a reply can you?

[Youghal Exile]

Wow, a retort! Copied and pasted, no doubt from the PM from your internet supervisor!
We sure love a trier here.

Can't resist a reply can you?

Anvil nearly ready to graduate from remedial class.

[TOMÁS]

Anvil nearly ready to graduate from remedial class.

Hi YE, Cork had a good win today. A close scrape but they came through. First of the year.
All good with you?

[ANVIL]

Wow, a retort! Copied and pasted, no doubt from the PM from your internet supervisor!
We sure love a trier here.

I have a small penis but I make up for it by being a keyboard warrior.

Fixed

[TOMÁS]

Fixed

In your parlance - rattled and badly rattled at that. You really are limited. Not a lot going on with you.

Excellent stuff. Takes the bait easier than his supervisors, but much more enjoyable.

Poor Hammeredhead.:mrgree n:

I guess you will have to trawl through previous posts of your supervisors to come up with a response, because you are clearly lacking in anything original.

http://mistupid.com/pictures/images/dogface.jpg
Hammeredhead on a May Bank Holiday.

[LittleBrownFish]

What IS all this, lads? I hate this, I hate this! You're tearing the PRoC apart, for Jesus' sake!

But there is one last forlorn hope; a single brave man willing to storm the wall of aggression and seize the bastion of your hearts. It is I, the Fishmeister. Let me be the mediator, let me hold myself hostage to the peace talks.

I can only offer... to hold hands between the parties, to usher in a future of smiles.

[TOMÁS]

What IS all this, lads? I hate this, I hate this! You're tearing the PRoC apart, for Jesus' sake!

But there is one last forlorn hope; a single brave man willing to storm the wall of aggression and seize the bastion of your hearts. It is I, the Fishmeister. Let me be the mediator, let me hold myself hostage to the peace talks.

I can only offer...

Hey LBF.
How goes it? All fun and games here. But I guess I should take it easy on the guy. If it were a game of ping pong, it would be nice if he had the ball for a while.
But...

[3pointplay]

Jocks rattled beyond belief.

[TOMÁS]

Jocks rattled beyond belief.

Mr basketball, where is there any evidence that I am a jock?
Tut, tut, tut...

[afeencalleddan]

Jocks rattled beyond belief.They sure are. As a neutral I find it amusing how intelligent people get caught in the net so badly. It's like when the novice goes out on the pitch and gets intimidated so much by the experienced pro who's marking him that he forgets how to play the game. But then a lot of the jocks mightn't get that analogy because they don't really know much about sport. They just want to cheer on some local boys so they can forget about the big bad recession.

[Mick Lyons]

Changing the thread title and the original post.
This is unprecedented.

[KD Langer]

Changing the thread title and the original post.
This is unprecedented.

i have a feeling tomorrow will be the epicest day in the history of the internet. no work until eleven, but my alarm is set for 8 as i don't want to miss a thing.historic day ahead methinks.

the jocks will be hung out to dry.

[Mick Lyons]

It'll be like the first few minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

[daithi81]

:lol!:

[3pointplay]

They sure are. As a neutral I find it amusing how intelligent people get caught in the net so badly. It's like when the novice goes out on the pitch and gets intimidated so much by the experienced pro who's marking him that he forgets how to play the game. But then a lot of the jocks mightn't get that analogy because they don't really know much about sport. They just want to cheer on some local boys so they can forget about the big bad recession.

Between the jocks and the lefty hurlers i have enough ammo to take down a bank.

[ANVIL]

Changing the thread title and the original post.
This is unprecedented.

Aye, it smacks of desperation big time.
He's also taken to posting messages in white - you can see the fear in his eyes.
Sad but understandable considering the events over the weekend.
Poor TOM-ARSE :rolleyes:

[TOMÁS]

Aye, it smacks of desperation big time.
He's also taken to posting messages in white - you can see the fear in his eyes.
Sad but understandable considering the events over the weekend.
Poor TOM-ARSE :rolleyes:

Phew - Tuesday has arrived. Anvil is not alone any more. His internet supervisors are here and now he can be brave again.

[mightyquark]

i have a feeling tomorrow will be the epicest day in the history of the internet. no work until eleven, but my alarm is set for 8 as i don't want to miss a thing.historic day ahead methinks.

the jocks will be hung out to dry.

Yep its really heating up now...

[TOMÁS]

Yep its really heating up now...

PMs flying all over the place at the moment. A big day for the forum supervisors and their underlings. They can't afford a slip up.
Even Anvil is pming me, losing his rag. Calling me all sorts.
Great stuff.

[ANVIL]

PMs flying all over the place at the moment. A big day for the forum supervisors and their underlings. They can't afford a slip up.
Even Anvil is pming me, losing his rag. Calling me all sorts.
Great stuff.

Care to provide some evidence old bean ?

[TOMÁS]

[QUOTE=ANVIL;2663430]Care to provide some evidence old bean ?[/QUOTE
Not my form - posting pms on the forum.
But if you keep sending them I might.

[ANVIL]

[QUOTE=ANVIL;2663430]Care to provide some evidence old bean ?[/QUOTE
Not my form - posting pms on the forum.
But if you keep sending them I might.

It's not from me old bean, trust me.
I don't respond to PM's - in much the same way I didn't respond to your request to be a friend all those weeks ago.
Perhaps being spurned has affected you quite badly.

[TOMÁS]

[QUOTE=TOMÁS;2663432]

It's not from me old bean, trust me.
I don't respond to PM's - in much the same way I didn't respond to your request to be a friend all those weeks ago.
Perhaps being spurned has affected you quite badly.

Backtracking now.
Ya, I sent you a friend request the day you were found out on the PROC. I thought it was the christian thing to do at the time.
Helping a poor misfortunate and all that.
Look best thing to do is wait until your internet supervisors show up in numbers then you can hurl words like:

epic
rattled
exposed
pwned
owned
meltdown


at me with the correct guidance from your supervisors. Until then, best to desist.

[ANVIL]

[QUOTE=ANVIL;2663436]

Backtracking now.
Ya, I sent you a friend request the day you were found out on the PROC. I thought it was the christian thing to do at the time.
Helping a poor misfortunate and all that.
Look best thing to do is wait until your internet supervisors show up in numbers then you can hurl words like:

epic
rattled
exposed
pwned
owned
meltdown


at me with the correct guidance from your supervisors. Until then, best to desist.


So anyway, this PM I was supposed to have sent you ?

[daithi81]

Lads, ye are really making a mess of this quoting business.

[TOMÁS]

[QUOTE=TOMÁS;2663438]


So anyway, this PM I was supposed to have sent you ?

Not my form, Hammeredhead. One of your internet supervisors posted a PM i sent them once. I do not stoop to their level. I am better than that.
It will make you think before you send one the next time, though, won't it?

[ANVIL]

PMs flying all over the place at the moment. A big day for the forum supervisors and their underlings. They can't afford a slip up.
Even Anvil is pming me, losing his rag. Calling me all sorts.
Great stuff.

Hi TOM-ARSE,

So what you're saying is that I didn't PM you and lose my rag calling you all sorts ?

Bad form TOM-ARSE.
Bad form indeed to make stuff up like that.

[TOMÁS]

Hi TOM-ARSE,

So what you're saying is that I didn't PM you and lose my rag calling you all sorts ?

Bad form TOM-ARSE.
Bad form indeed to make stuff up like that.

Cry me a river young fella, cry me a river.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9ULP9aVmDsM/SRXT_-Gyp2I/AAAAAAAAAXY/JLUHrs-bs54/s400/Nice+Little+Dog.jpg

Enough with this ding dong I have work to do.
Ta ra chuck.

[ANVIL]

Cry me a river young fella, cry me a river.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9ULP9aVmDsM/SRXT_-Gyp2I/AAAAAAAAAXY/JLUHrs-bs54/s400/Nice+Little+Dog.jpg

Enough with this ding dong I have work to do.
Ta ra chuck.

Yup, exposed as a liar and rattled.
And it ain't even 10am.
I love the smell of humiliation in the morning.

[daithi81]

Yup, exposed as a liar and rattled.
And it ain't even 10am.
I love the smell of humiliation in the morning.

Bad form from Tomás. Libellous tripe spilling from his mouth while he lays in a foetal position on the floor.

Rattled beyond all recognition.

[duffer31]

How challenged are you?
I told you I could not give a fuck about rugby. I just find the insecurities of the 'SFI' great entertainment. What sad little lives ye must have when most of it is validated on an internet forum.

nail on head..........

[3pointplay]

Great thread.

[mightyquark]

Great thread.

Of course it is..Anvil is involved.

[3pointplay]

No the fact that the name of the thread and the first post were changed is what makes it good.
The rattlement meter is off the scale and as Scotty would say "If she rattles anymore she will blow captain."

[ANVIL]

Of course it is..Anvil is involved.

Quarky touches down.

[TOMÁS]

No the fact that the name of the thread and the first post were changed is what makes it good.
The rattlement meter is off the scale and as Scotty would say "If she rattles anymore she will blow captain."

Don't know why I am explaining myself to you (perhaps it is pity or charity). The thread was posted first to wind up Polamp. I changed the thread title to take the winding up of Anvil to a higher level. It worked a treat.
Now back to work for me.
Back to smoking weed for you.

[Rebel Yell]

[QUOTE=ANVIL;2663436]

Backtracking now.
Ya, I sent you a friend request the day you were found out on the PROC. I thought it was the christian thing to do at the time.
Helping a poor misfortunate and all that.
Look best thing to do is wait until your internet supervisors show up in numbers then you can hurl words like:

epic
rattled
exposed
pwned
owned
meltdown


at me with the correct guidance from your supervisors. Until then, best to desist.

His Internet Supervisors are a bit slow out of the blocks this morning...maybe they have not yet finished their mutual wankfest after Saturday's result...

Or they might be having crisis talks on who they can 'rattle' now that Leinster play Leicester in the final...after all, they have supported both sides 'loyally' in recent times so they are probably facing a bit of a conundrum now...

it would have been so much easier for them really if Munster had won...

[KD Langer]

Hi TOM-ARSE,

So what you're saying is that I didn't PM you and lose my rag calling you all sorts ?

Bad form TOM-ARSE.Bad form indeed to make stuff up like that.

that is the most unintentionally funny thing i've ever read around here.

[TOMÁS]

that is the most unintentionally funny thing i've ever read around here.

This is an irony-free thread.

[ANVIL]

Don't know why I am explaining myself to you (perhaps it is pity or charity). The thread was posted first to wind up Polamp. I changed the thread title to take the winding up of Anvil to a higher level. It worked a treat.
Now back to work for me.
Back to smoking weed for you.

No problem with a wind-up old sport.
But why the need to lie about PM's I didn't send you.

[mightyquark]

that is the most unintentionally funny thing i've ever read around here.

Have to agree with you here KD.
Poor Anvil always hanging himself with his own rope.

[3pointplay]

Don't know why I am explaining myself to you (perhaps it is pity or charity). The thread was posted first to wind up Polamp. I changed the thread title to take the winding up of Anvil to a higher level. It worked a treat.
Now back to work for me.
Back to smoking weed for you.

Oh dear.
Step away from the PC and go for a lie down.
ANVIL is a top class master of the mind games and he has really got under your skin big time man.

[mightyquark]

Oh dear.
Step away from the PC and go for a lie down.
ANVIL is a top class master of the mind games and he has really got under your skin big time man.

Hello Anvil!

[TOMÁS]

Oh dear.
Step away from the PC and go for a lie down.
ANVIL is a top class master of the mind games and he has really got under your skin big time man.

Ya boy.
Just because you can make him look like a genius when pulls your pants down doesn't mean we are all in your class.
The number of posters who feel the need to suck up to people is amazing.
Back to the weed with you, tall boy.

[ANVIL]

Ya boy.
Just because you can make him look like a genius when pulls your pants down doesn't mean we are all in your class.
The number of posters who feel the need to suck up to people is amazing.
Back to the weed with you, tall boy.

I really don't like to see such a spectacular breakdown as this on a fine sunny day.
If it helps you to get over your funk I'll accept your request to be a friend of mine.
Heh,heh,heh.

[TOMÁS]

I really don't like to see such a spectacular breakdown as this on a fine sunny day.
If it helps you to get over your funk I'll accept your request to be a friend of mine.
Heh,heh,heh.

At least you can use the internet as a mirror. Always good to reflect.
As for being friends. Sure, why not.

[LittleBrownFish]

At least you can use the internet as a mirror. Always good to reflect.
As for being friends. Sure, why not.

- Game ball, T. Fair play. Remember our little pm/knife fight? And now I respect you as a formidable foe. It's not the Cold War, it's the Bould War.

Anvil-y, I knew we could all get along. :)

[ANVIL]

- Game ball, T. Fair play. Remember our little pm/knife fight? And now I respect you as a formidable foe. It's not the Cold War, it's the Bould War.

Anvil-y, I knew we could all get along. :)

Yeah, feel the love.
My arse.

[LittleBrownFish]

Yeah, feel the love.
My arse.

- Compromise, we need it.

War, Anvil, what is it good for?

[ANVIL]

- Compromise, we need it.

War, Anvil, what is it good for?

Absolutely nothing !
But this ain't no war ... just a minor skirmish, with The Mighty Quark providing air cover !

[3pointplay]

Ya boy.
Just because you can make him look like a genius when pulls your pants down doesn't mean we are all in your class.
The number of posters who feel the need to suck up to people is amazing.
Back to the weed with you, tall boy.

Oh dear oh dear serious copy blotting today,