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ho chi feen
31-03-2009, 06:10 PM
Right folks, here's a thread for all who let Eamon Dunphy make up their opinions from them. Following on from the recent outbreak of headline-reader shite we've been deluged by, I'm delighted to announce your new home for ill-informed guff concerning Irish soccer's favourite wannabe darts-playing guitar hero cry-baby.

Fire away!

CORKBHOY
31-03-2009, 06:34 PM
Right folks, here's a thread for all who let Eamon Dunphy make up their opinions from them. Following on from the recent outbreak of headline-reader shite we've been deluged by, I'm delighted to announce your new home for ill-informed guff concerning Irish soccer's favourite wannabe darts-playing guitar hero cry-baby.

Fire away!

He's not as good as Aiden McGeady though.

Echoboy
31-03-2009, 06:37 PM
Well Pele is 68 and Fathead is only 27 so yes, yes i would say that our pudgy midfield is better that Pele. I mean there is no way a 68 year old would catch him for pace no matter how tubby he is.

Poison
31-03-2009, 06:37 PM
I cant understand a guy carrying that weight is a professional footballer.On top of that he seems like a sour so and so.When he was dropped he must have either said something smart to the management or else acted like a spoilt brat because despite his weight talent wise he should walk into our current squad.

STEVIEG
31-03-2009, 06:43 PM
They both play guitar and sing aswell

endless comparisons

Tube a Pringles
31-03-2009, 06:45 PM
Lippi had Maldini on standby, just in case Reid travelled like.......

exileonpatrickstreet
31-03-2009, 06:46 PM
as i've said in the bari thread, the thing about fatty reid is this: he might not last a whole match, and his defence isn't great, but at least he offers something different, like the ability to pass the ball. 20 minutes off the bench when the opposition are tiring would be ideal, but trap doesn't do substitutions or tactical changes.

Otto_the_bus_driver
31-03-2009, 06:47 PM
I guarantee you that Trappa said something along the lines of 'you lose a stone, you can play for Ireland'.

For fucks sake like, the man is a professional athlete.

http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/andy-reid-fat.jpg

exileonpatrickstreet
31-03-2009, 07:05 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/KevinMouse.jpg

Otto_the_bus_driver
31-03-2009, 07:07 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/KevinMouse.jpg

He he.

Dennis was barmy though in fairness.

scouser
31-03-2009, 07:16 PM
Its not as if he's fat,he's not fat. He's a talented footballer and should be playing for Ireland.@ Ho Chi-throw up a picture of yourself,Id love to see what kind of shape you're in. Twat.

DogTheLangerHunter
31-03-2009, 07:23 PM
Its not as if he's fat,he's not fat. He's a talented footballer and should be playing for Ireland.@ Ho Chi-throw up a picture of yourself,Id love to see what kind of shape you're in. Twat.

He is though.

Tube a Pringles
31-03-2009, 07:23 PM
Its not as if he's fat,he's not fat. He's a talented footballer and should be playing for Ireland.@ Ho Chi-throw up a picture of yourself,Id love to see what kind of shape you're in. Twat.


Ho Chi is half the man Andy Reid is, literally.

Andy Reid is carrying ballast for christsake. No argument....

jimmy magee
31-03-2009, 07:25 PM
scouser in fatty defence mechanism shocka.

Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies??
S- C -Owwwwwww-za,
scouser ate- the- pies

i'd love to see what shape you're in. Fat

CORKBHOY
31-03-2009, 07:31 PM
Its not as if he's fat,he's not fat. He's a talented footballer and should be playing for Ireland.@ Ho Chi-throw up a picture of yourself,Id love to see what kind of shape you're in. Twat.

Ho Chi is like an Italian Peter Crouch.

jimmy magee
31-03-2009, 07:38 PM
rattled

Aphex
31-03-2009, 08:31 PM
For fucks sake like, the man is a professional athlete.

http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/andy-reid-fat.jpg

So was Jocky:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/sportscotland/asportingnation/images/id/0039/gallery/img04.jpg

Lapsy Pa
31-03-2009, 08:37 PM
Leaving his weight out of it for a second.............. ..........

How can a guy who can't get his game for a team in the third tier of the premiership be the answer to Irelands' problems?

Mr Jefferson
31-03-2009, 08:38 PM
He's no Nev

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/nev.jpg

Otto_the_bus_driver
31-03-2009, 08:46 PM
http://www.mdzol.com/files/image/43/43499/47fa4d5435d03.jpg

Mickey Quinn would eat Reid for breakfast.


I agree with Lapsy Pa though, its like a few years ago when people were convinced Lee Carlsley was the solution to Ireland's woes.

exileonpatrickstreet
31-03-2009, 09:06 PM
... How can a guy who can't get his game for a team in the third tier of the premiership be the answer to Irelands' problems?

you mean glenn whelan?

KD Langer
31-03-2009, 09:22 PM
Right folks, here's a thread for all who let Eamon Dunphy make up their opinions from them. Following on from the recent outbreak of headline-reader shite we've been deluged by, I'm delighted to announce your new home for ill-informed guff concerning Irish soccer's favourite wannabe darts-playing guitar hero cry-baby.

Fire away!

i agree with dunphy. he should at least be in the squad. we're one down tomorrow night with ten minutes to play. wouldn't it be worth a risk?

REMIMUFC
31-03-2009, 09:29 PM
trap has it in for him over the night he was playing guitar in the hotel bar for the lads-trap told him to go to bed but he stayed up having a session thats why he hasnt been in the squad since its fact.and ya i think he should be in the squad hes good enough for it

rebelicecreamman
31-03-2009, 09:34 PM
Fat or not, Andy Reid should walk on to what is currently a pathetic Irish team. That is not the same as saying he is a great player. A steaming donkey turd would bring more than the incumbent midfield.

Loftydog
31-03-2009, 09:38 PM
its not as if he's fat,he's not fat. He's a talented footballer and should be playing for ireland.@ ho chi-throw up a picture of yourself,id love to see what kind of shape you're in. Twat.

whoooooooooooooooooo ooooosssssssssssssss sshhhhhhhhhhh!

ANVIL
31-03-2009, 10:45 PM
My understanding is that Pele can't get it up because of erectile dysfunction.
Whereas Andy Reid can pass a ball but he can't pass a kebab shop.
It's like trying to compare Johan Cruyff with a scrotum.

eire_sai
31-03-2009, 11:02 PM
He's no Nev

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/nev.jpg

As the Everton fans said after Neville Southall’s infamous half-time sulk at Goodison,

“Once a binman, always a binman”

ho chi feen
01-04-2009, 12:43 AM
Its not as if he's fat,he's not fat. He's a talented footballer and should be playing for Ireland.@ Ho Chi-throw up a picture of yourself,Id love to see what kind of shape you're in. Twat.

Congratulations on the epic self-pwnage!

ho chi feen
01-04-2009, 12:47 AM
i agree with dunphy. he should at least be in the squad. we're one down tomorrow night with ten minutes to play. wouldn't it be worth a risk?

Of course he should be in the squad, the only problem with that is that he doesn't do 'being in the squad'.

MonTheHoops
01-04-2009, 12:48 AM
Of course he should be in the squad, the only problem with that is that he doesn't do 'being in the squad'.

Or salad.

ho chi feen
01-04-2009, 12:58 AM
Or salad.


I shouldn't, but fuck it...

:lol!:


:lol!:


:lol!:

wat_boy
01-04-2009, 01:11 AM
just done a google image search for andy reid

http://site.steelcityauctio ns.com/reid.jpg

ho chi feen
01-04-2009, 01:17 AM
just done a google image search for andy reid

http://site.steelcityauctio ns.com/reid.jpg

Has he lost weight?

Corcaigh32
01-04-2009, 05:11 AM
Given
Ho Chi O'Brien Dunne O'Shea
McGeady Ireland Reid (S or A) Hunt
Keane Doyle

Was going to put me in at right back but I am bigger than the falcons guy above. Ho chi is more plausible and goes to the Cross regularly so should know how to be right back.

wat_boy
01-04-2009, 09:35 AM
Ho chi is more plausible and goes to the Cross regularly so should know how to be right back.

you do know that journo's are shit at football, hence why they are journo's:p

Coin
01-04-2009, 03:25 PM
Given
Ho Chi O'Brien Dunne O'Shea
McGeady Ireland Reid (S or A) Hunt
Keane Doyle

Was going to put me in at right back but I am bigger than the falcons guy above. Ho chi is more plausible and goes to the Cross regularly so should know how to be right back.
CHANCE will have a fit if he sees that.

Rebelred
01-04-2009, 03:34 PM
Or salad.

depends, with or without the dressing?

Demons till I die
01-04-2009, 04:02 PM
Reid can pass the ball , he can beat a man occasionally and he's good in a dead ball situation ..something that we seem to be lacking. Liam Brady used to sing his praises on RTE but now that he's part of the Trap bandwagon ..he has to toe the party line.

I have to say that i have met andy reid on numerous occasions and know his brothers well , and i have to say that he is not a sour so and so, as someone put it earlier.

So he broke the curfew once ....he apologised ...it should be over..........Trappa toni is holding a grudge obviously and its a grudge that could ultimately cost us dearly in terms of qualification.

Imagine if Jack Charlton had held a grudge against McGrath for curfew breaking.......he'd have about 2 caps.

ho chi feen
02-04-2009, 01:43 AM
Oddly enough, the way it panned out tonight made for a game that was tailor made for Reid. Robbie did brilliantly in the hole, but this was an occasion where the fat one could have done his stuff.

But nooooo, he couldn't hack not being on the first 11, he'd rather be at home guzzling a two litre of coca cola. He must have choked on his pork-scratchings when Keane got the equaliser.

devvy devverson
02-04-2009, 01:50 AM
i agree with dunphy. he should at least be in the squad. we're one down tomorrow night with ten minutes to play. wouldn't it be worth a risk?

http://theblacksentinel.fil es.wordpress.com/2008/09/foot-in-mouth-1199.jpeg

HappyMonday83
02-04-2009, 04:35 PM
Reid can pass the ball , he can beat a man occasionally and he's good in a dead ball situation ..something that we seem to be lacking. Liam Brady used to sing his praises on RTE but now that he's part of the Trap bandwagon ..he has to toe the party line.

I have to say that i have met andy reid on numerous occasions and know his brothers well , and i have to say that he is not a sour so and so, as someone put it earlier.

So he broke the curfew once ....he apologised ...it should be over..........Trappa toni is holding a grudge obviously and its a grudge that could ultimately cost us dearly in terms of qualification.

Imagine if Jack Charlton had held a grudge against McGrath for curfew breaking.......he'd have about 2 caps.

That's an idea so far fetched even phillip k dick wouldn't come up with it. :mrgreen: