Cork - Knocking the good out of sport

[smellycat1]

Lads, the whole country are sick of daily sh*te coming out of the Rebel county. Football stikes, Hurling strikes, soccer players who wont play for they`re country. Plus the only rebel ye ever had ye shot. Will ye ever just do the decent thing and all emigrate. we`ve had enough of yer pansy tantrums.

[STEVIEG]

That's why you are here


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[Corcaigh32]

Cork, winners of more senior All Ireland's than any other county. Cork the only county to do the double. Cork the only county to do the female double. Cork the only county getting to at least August in both codes every year. Cork home of Christy Ring, the greatest hurler to ever live. Cork the home of Roy Keane, the greatest Irish soccer player to ever live (and I mean including Best). Cork, where going along for the pints, losing and having a big party for losing is NOT how we do things. Cork the home of Michael Collins (whether your pro or anti treaty the guy who brought the Brits to the table). Cork where the Black and Tans were beating the sh%t out of, while the Dubs were bending over and takin it royally in the Dublin Castle.......
We understand that not being from Cork is a problem for people but we can't all be from Cork - so grow up and f%ckin deal with it, ya jackeen muppet.

[KD Langer]

<doffs cap to corcaigh 32>

up yours smelly cat.

[MonTheHoops]

Go back to the Pale.

[Poc Fada]

Cork, winners of more senior All Ireland's than any other county. Cork the only county to do the double. Cork the only county to do the female double. Cork the only county getting to at least August in both codes every year. Cork home of Christy Ring, the greatest hurler to ever live. Cork the home of Roy Keane, the greatest Irish soccer player to ever live (and I mean including Best). Cork, where going along for the pints, losing and having a big party for losing is NOT how we do things. Cork the home of Michael Collins (whether your pro or anti treaty the guy who brought the Brits to the table). Cork where the Black and Tans were beating the sh%t out of, while the Dubs were bending over and takin it royally in the Dublin Castle.......
We understand that not being from Cork is a problem for people but we can't all be from Cork - so grow up and f%ckin deal with it, ya jackeen muppet.

You should be sent around to schools in Cork to give talks!

I love all these "would ye ever just shut up with yer strikes" crowd. It makes me feel a million times better about myself. At least as a Corkman, when I'm on my death bed, I'll know I stood up for what is right. You cowards and simpletons from other counties are weak spirited. You should be on your knees thanking us for the country's independence.

[Coogee]

Cork, winners of more senior All Ireland's than any other county. Cork the only county to do the double. Cork the only county to do the female double. Cork the only county getting to at least August in both codes every year. Cork home of Christy Ring, the greatest hurler to ever live. Cork the home of Roy Keane, the greatest Irish soccer player to ever live (and I mean including Best). Cork, where going along for the pints, losing and having a big party for losing is NOT how we do things. Cork the home of Michael Collins (whether your pro or anti treaty the guy who brought the Brits to the table). Cork where the Black and Tans were beating the sh%t out of, while the Dubs were bending over and takin it royally in the Dublin Castle.......
We understand that not being from Cork is a problem for people but we can't all be from Cork - so grow up and f%ckin deal with it, ya jackeen muppet.

lies lies big fat lies

[Barry K O Bama]

Lads, the whole country are sick of daily sh*te coming out of the Rebel county. Football stikes, Hurling strikes, soccer players who wont play for they`re country. Plus the only rebel ye ever had ye shot. Will ye ever just do the decent thing and all emigrate. we`ve had enough of yer pansy tantrums.

Good one - Smellycat.

The Michael Collins jibe was funny !

I think the ways things are going in this country - we'll all be emigrating soon.

Where would recommend as the best destination ?

[Youghal Exile]

Is that fuckhead not banned yet?

[mightyquark]

Cork, winners of more senior All Ireland's than any other county. Cork the only county to do the double. Cork the only county to do the female double. Cork the only county getting to at least August in both codes every year. Cork home of Christy Ring, the greatest hurler to ever live. Cork the home of Roy Keane, the greatest Irish soccer player to ever live (and I mean including Best). Cork, where going along for the pints, losing and having a big party for losing is NOT how we do things. Cork the home of Michael Collins (whether your pro or anti treaty the guy who brought the Brits to the table). Cork where the Black and Tans were beating the sh%t out of, while the Dubs were bending over and takin it royally in the Dublin Castle.......
We understand that not being from Cork is a problem for people but we can't all be from Cork - so grow up and f%ckin deal with it, ya jackeen muppet.

its the George Best bit that many would have problems with

[3pointplay]

Lads, the whole country are sick of daily sh*te coming out of the Rebel county. Football stikes, Hurling strikes, soccer players who wont play for they`re country. Plus the only rebel ye ever had ye shot. Will ye ever just do the decent thing and all emigrate. we`ve had enough of yer pansy tantrums.Fuck off this is an internal matter.:p

[Mr. Monty]

Lads, the whole country are sick of daily sh*te coming out of the Rebel county. Football stikes, Hurling strikes, soccer players who wont play for they`re country. Plus the only rebel ye ever had ye shot. Will ye ever just do the decent thing and all emigrate. we`ve had enough of yer pansy tantrums.

Emigrate??? Nah we're happy enough down here in our own Republic... We'll pay you a visit in August & September!

[Sorriedarelike]

Lads, the whole country are sick of daily sh*te coming out of the Rebel county. Football stikes, Hurling strikes, soccer players who wont play for they`re country. Plus the only rebel ye ever had ye shot. Will ye ever just do the decent thing and all emigrate. we`ve had enough of yer pansy tantrums.

DJ Choke .................... ...I stll laugh when I hear it...............has ther ever been a better call................ ...

[Rebelred]

Lads, the whole country are sick of daily sh*te coming out of the Rebel county. Football stikes, Hurling strikes, soccer players who wont play for they`re country. Plus the only rebel ye ever had ye shot. Will ye ever just do the decent thing and all emigrate. we`ve had enough of yer pansy tantrums.

yawn, it's not upsetting you one bit by the sounds of it :)

[Loftydog]

Lads, the whole country are sick of daily sh*te coming out of the Rebel county. Football stikes, Hurling strikes, soccer players who wont play for they`re country. Plus the only rebel ye ever had ye shot. Will ye ever just do the decent thing and all emigrate. we`ve had enough of yer pansy tantrums.

English please...

[smellycat1]

By jays*s, the stuff i`m reading here only confirms why the 31 other counties consider ye a laughing stock.
1. talking about betting against yer own county when they play Dublin - turncoats
2. Callin the young lads scabs even though they are doing their best and training hard for the good of the county -
3. picking on a good hurling man Gerald McCarthy who is sticking by his principles and subjecting him to personal abuse. Do you all forget this man has won All-Irelands for ye in the past & given a lifetime to the sport.

Ye really are about as far removed from genuine sportspeople as you can get. Scumbags.

[bugsy]

By jays*s, the stuff i`m reading here only confirms why the 31 other counties consider ye a laughing stock.
1. talking about betting against yer own county when they play Dublin - turncoats
2. Callin the young lads scabs even though they are doing their best and training hard for the good of the county -
3. picking on a good hurling man Gerald McCarthy who is sticking by his principles and subjecting him to personal abuse. Do you all forget this man has won All-Irelands for ye in the past & given a lifetime to the sport.

Ye really are about as far removed from genuine sportspeople as you can get. Scumbags.

Now now that's 2 or 3 messages from one of the lads pissing on the gunpowder without mentioning 'ye only had one rebel and ye shot him in the back.' Carry on down this line and your'e in danger of saying something original.

[ho chi feen]

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[bigboyfoolish]

lies lies big fat lies

It's not lies.. lies is a bit strong.
Maybe an exaggeration but the sentiment is correct.

If you take Cork out of the AISHC or the AISFC
it is completely demeaned.

[smellycat1]

Cork at the moment are no addition to any championship. The GAA should turf them out and let them tear each other to pieces. At the moment Cork are giving the fine game of huring a bad name.

[BostonRebel]

Cork at the moment are no addition to any championship. The GAA should turf them out and let them tear each other to pieces. At the moment Cork are giving the fine game of huring a bad name.

Now now smelly, we Cork people are pretty darn good at "huring".

We're not bad at hurling either when the mood takes us...

[leesider]

Now now smelly, we Cork people are pretty darn good at "huring".

We're not bad at hurling either when the mood takes us...

maybe Teddy Mac meant we have plenty of hurers in Cork when he made his comment!

I presume cantankerous pussy you have heard of the cork man with the inferiority complex??? He thought he was just as good as everyone else!

[TonyCork80]

"Plus the only rebel ye ever had ye shot "


Following the hurling threads for a long time, which are excellent and a great way for us exiles to keep up to date. I feel bad for giving the above quote the oxygen of publicity, but as it's so often quoted by the "christy ring/jack lynch must be turning in their grave brigade" i feel obliged to point out that Tomas MacCurtain, Terence mc Sweeney, and those that gave their lives at Kilmichael, Crossbarry, Clonmult and other places did so that even an ignoramus like this has the right to say what he wants in public.

I hope youre proud of how you are using these freedoms, cat.

[bigboyfoolish]

i feel obliged to point out that Tomas MacCurtain, Terence mc Sweeney, and those that gave their lives at Kilmichael, Crossbarry, Clonmult and other places did so that even an ignoramus like this has the right to say what he wants in public.

I hope youre proud of how you are using these freedoms, cat.

I was hoping this thread would disappear way down the list
and by responding to your comments I'm aware that I'm keeping it relevant for far longer than it should be..
But I have to say:
Here here.. what an excellent post.. fair play

We are Cork! We Are Rebels! We Are Proud!

[smellycat1]

Ye`ll probably add 30 more men to the great Cork(langer)Patriots with yer poor Martyred 08 Panel.

[Youghal Exile]

Ye`ll probably add 30 more men to the great Cork(langer)Patriots with yer poor Martyred 08 Panel.

Spoken like a true arse kisser of her majesty.

[VzN]

I bet he salutes his union flag every night.

[smellycat1]

Lads the game is up for Donal Og and the boys - did ye read the CB statement tonight. Checkmate to CB methinks..

[Youghal Exile]

Lads the game is up for Donal Og and the boys - did ye read the CB statement tonight. Checkmate to CB methinks..

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Is this you?

[smellycat1]

isn`t it Ironic that the striking was much acclaimed as the driving force for Corks success has now ended these guys careers in disgrace. Call it Karma man.

[Youghal Exile]

isn`t it Ironic that the striking was much acclaimed as the driving force for Corks success has now ended these guys careers in disgrace. Call it Karma man.

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[smellycat1]

Behold the attire for Saturdays march ye rebel rousers!! Who will be the prominent guest speaker - Paisley?

[ho chi feen]

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[smellycat1]

It`s not enough for ye langers to ruin sports in Ireland - one of ye langers had to go kick the sh*t out of some poor Australian. Lads if ye can`t play fair don`t play at all. Ye filthy langers.

[Corcaigh32]

Ah in fairness - they are well able to dish it out when its International Rules.........only thing that was a bit dodge about it was that it wasn't really a fight as much as an utter beating.

[Sorriedarelike]

Ah in fairness - they are well able to dish it out when its International Rules.........only thing that was a bit dodge about it was that it wasn't really a fight as much as an utter beating.

Have you been around Aussies lately? Something has got in the water down under - sweet jesus - give me the Yanks or God Forbid the Dutch any, any, any day of the week

[AmadeusDC]

It`s not enough for ye langers to ruin sports in Ireland - one of ye langers had to go kick the sh*t out of some poor Australian. Lads if ye can`t play fair don`t play at all. Ye filthy langers.

Wumming isn't what it used to be.

Grade: C-

-AmadeusDC-

[Lee Bushwacker]

Ye`ll probably add 30 more men to the great Cork(langer)Patriots with yer poor Martyred 08 Panel.

:cool:
The worst thing about cats is the smell of their piss! :rolleyes:

[ho chi feen]

Wumming isn't what it used to be.

Grade: C-

-AmadeusDC-

You're being generous!

[glue]

Cork, winners of more senior All Ireland's than any other county. Cork the only county to do the double. Cork the only county to do the female double. Cork the only county getting to at least August in both codes every year. Cork home of Christy Ring, the greatest hurler to ever live. Cork the home of Roy Keane, the greatest Irish soccer player to ever live (and I mean including Best). Cork, where going along for the pints, losing and having a big party for losing is NOT how we do things. Cork the home of Michael Collins (whether your pro or anti treaty the guy who brought the Brits to the table). Cork where the Black and Tans were beating the sh%t out of, while the Dubs were bending over and takin it royally in the Dublin Castle.......
We understand that not being from Cork is a problem for people but we can't all be from Cork - so grow up and f%ckin deal with it, ya jackeen muppet.

The Roy Keane bit takes the gloss off the rest. Don't mind that clown.

[smellycat1]

Is it true ye want to try ruin the football championship now? Ye`re the greatest shower of whingers between hurlers, footballers, stephen ireland, roy keane. even sonia was a moaner with her big D. Feck i`m ashamed that ye call yerselves Irish.

[ho chi feen]

Is it true ye want to try ruin the football championship now? Ye`re the greatest shower of whingers between hurlers, footballers, stephen ireland, roy keane. even sonia was a moaner with her big D. Feck i`m ashamed that ye call yerselves Irish.

:lol!:

[TOMÁS]

Is it true ye want to try ruin the football championship now? Ye`re the greatest shower of whingers between hurlers, footballers, stephen ireland, roy keane. even sonia was a moaner with her big D. Feck i`m ashamed that ye call yerselves Irish.

We are from Cork first and foremost.

[STEVIEG]

We are from Cork first and foremost.

Too right

Where is this Ireland they talk of?:)

[ho chi feen]

Too right

Where is this Ireland they talk of?:)

You can stick your Oireland up your arse.

AR-GEN-TINA, AR-GEN-TINA!

[STEVIEG]

Is it true ye want to try ruin the football championship now? Ye`re the greatest shower of whingers between hurlers, footballers, stephen ireland, roy keane. even sonia was a moaner with her big D. Feck i`m ashamed that ye call yerselves Irish.


And what, pray tell, will Killkenny be contributing to soccer and football this year?

[3pointplay]

Is it true ye want to try ruin the football championship now? Ye`re the greatest shower of whingers between hurlers, footballers, stephen ireland, roy keane. even sonia was a moaner with her big D. Feck i`m ashamed that ye call yerselves Irish.

From Basketball to bare knuckle fist fighting Cork rules so deal with it.

[Lee Bushwacker]

Is it true ye want to try ruin the football championship now? Ye`re the greatest shower of whingers between hurlers, footballers, stephen ireland, roy keane. even sonia was a moaner with her big D. Feck i`m ashamed that ye call yerselves Irish.

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!:
Since when in the history of the GAAH have Kilkenny worried about the Football Championship.
More often than not ye couldn't find sufficient players to line out against mighty teams like Wicklow, Carlow or even Wexford(who have made an effort in the "big ball game").
No wonder your women always look "down in the mouth"!

[Youghal Exile]

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!:
Since when in the history of the GAAH have Kilkenny worried about the Football Championship.
More often than not ye couldn't find sufficient players to line out against mighty teams like Wicklow, Carlow or even Wexford(who have made an effort in the "big ball game").
No wonder your women always look "down in the mouth"!

Even the Waterford footballer's can score more than 0-3 in an entire match.:lol:

[Demons till I die]

Is it true ye want to try ruin the football championship now? Ye`re the greatest shower of whingers between hurlers, footballers, stephen ireland, roy keane. even sonia was a moaner with her big D. Feck i`m ashamed that ye call yerselves Irish.

Better than being rapists and Paedophiles i suppose