People from Cork calling each other Scousers and Mancs.

[ItIsYeah]

It's not big, and it's certainly not clever.

[delzer]

It's not big, and it's certainly not clever.

agreed its an epidemic that seems to have spread through out ireland not just cork

[ItIsYeah]

agreed its an epidemic that seems to have spread through out ireland not just cork

It's cringeworthy.
I had commented to a buddy about how funny the "Feed the Scousers, let them know its Chrsitmas time" is and he got offended.
For fuck sake, he's from Ballinlough!

[Alan Smith]

It's cringeworthy.
I had commented to a buddy about how funny the "Feed the Scousers, let them know its Chrsitmas time" is and he got offended.
For fuck sake, he's from Ballinlough!

Nah he's from Toxteth really, laaa :x-mas:

[delzer]

It's cringeworthy.
I had commented to a buddy about how funny the "Feed the Scousers, let them know its Chrsitmas time" is and he got offended.
For fuck sake, he's from Ballinlough!

thats ridiculous.

[kevinbitzz]

It's not big, and it's certainly not clever.

Dopey, from the 7 dwarfs?

[CORKBHOY]

It's cringeworthy.
I had commented to a buddy about how funny the "Feed the Scousers, let them know its Chrsitmas time" is and he got offended.
For fuck sake, he's from Ballinlough!

Next time you see him tell him I said he's an awful langer.

Say it now like you mean it.

[Actin The Sham]

It's like people from Bishopstown referring to themselves as "Munstermen."

FFS.

Mockery.


First, cheer when somebody kicks the "ball" out of play, then cheer when you lose because you get a "bonus point," then look forward to "playing at home" next week 100 kilometres up the road.


They know nothing about franchises.

[Arcadia]

It's like people from Bishopstown referring to themselves as "Munstermen."

FFS.

Mockery.


First, cheer when somebody kicks the "ball" out of play, then cheer when you lose because you get a "bonus point," then look forward to "playing at home" next week 100 kilometres up the road.


They know nothing about franchises.


True its like the "Champions League" in soccer when the 4th team end up in the bloated competition or the G.A.A.back door system where Cork win a Munster final by beating Kerry and then have to play them again in an All -Ireland final....and get beaten.Or Golf where the guy with the fewest shot wins...and so on.

[Lamps]

Arish by birth, Munstershire by the grace of gawd

[Actin The Sham]

True its like the "Champions League" in soccer when the 4th team end up in the bloated competition or the G.A.A.back door system where Cork win a Munster final by beating Kerry and then have to play them again in an All -Ireland final....and get beaten.Or Golf where the guy with the fewest shot wins...and so on.

They're all the same.

Overheard in a well known hostelry in Cork yesterday, spoken in a Cork accent at the end of the Munster V Clermont match: "Wait till we get them at home next week."



Heh heh heh


:grin:

[Lamps]

Or Golf where the guy with the fewest shot wins...and so on.

eh?

[Arcadia]

They're all the same.

Overheard in a well known hostelry in Cork yesterday, spoken in a Cork accent at the end of the Munster V Clermont match: "Wait till we get them at home next week."



Heh heh heh


:grin:


Seeing as Munster has been around before Kark he could have a point.

[Arcadia]

eh?

Sport Lamps.

Its barking mad if you really had to analyse it and think about it.

[EL TORO]

Its a funny one this. I've lived over here for 5 years now. I work in Manchester and live in Derbyshire. All my football pals call me a scouser because I support Everton?? Its very tribal over here and in football circles you seem to be defined geographically by the team you support.

But the twist is, when in Liverpool for the game the local Blues will call me a Woolie because I'm an out of town supporter, yet call a local Utd fan a Manc bastard! No sense to it.

[Lamps]

Sport Lamps.

Its barking mad if you really had to analyse it and think about it.

Whats wrong with the golf bit?

[youghalboi]

True its like the "Champions League" in soccer when the 4th team end up in the bloated competition or the G.A.A.back door system where Cork win a Munster final by beating Kerry and then have to play them again in an All -Ireland final....and get beaten.Or Golf where the guy with the fewest shot wins...and so on.


Not forgetting the UEFA cup (soon to be the Europa League), where its almost harder to get knoced out than it is to stay in it, a competition which 40 teams enter in september,and months later 16 are elimintated and 8 more join...........leavi ng 32.......3 months and the number of participants is only reduced by 8

[Arcadia]

Whats wrong with the golf bit?

Nothing whatsoever.

Sum up any sports rules and scoring system analyse them as they have developed and changed over the centuries - they are fascinating.

[Actin The Sham]

Seeing as Munster has been around before Kark he could have a point.

But was it around before Limerick?

Munstershire is funny though in all fairness.

I must say I got a kick out of seeing all those gowls with their red berets on them watching their franchise getting it's ass kicked by a local French team yesterday.

Once French teams start taking this UK, Ireland, & Bits Of France Cup seriously, the Munstershire customers will drift away, leaving Limerick with a very expensive open air concert venue for performers like Rod Stewart and Eric Clapton.

[Lamps]

Nothing whatsoever.

Sum up any sports rules and scoring system analyse them as they have developed and changed over the centuries - they are fascinating.

but but you were putting in the perfectly coherent rules of winning a round of golf with backdoors and 4th place finishes....

era, I'll let you off. too busy

just be warned, the SFI are always watching, even on the quiet days

[HappyMonday83]

But was it around before Limerick?

Munstershire is funny though in all fairness.

I must say I got a kick out of seeing all those gowls with their red berets on them watching their franchise getting it's ass kicked by a local French team yesterday.

Once French teams start taking this UK, Ireland, & Bits Of France Cup seriously, the Munstershire customers will drift away, leaving Limerick with a very expensive open air concert venue for performers like Rod Stewart and Eric Clapton.

Nail on the Head. Repped.

[Arcadia]

But was it around before Limerick?

Munstershire is funny though in all fairness.

I must say I got a kick out of seeing all those gowls with their red berets on them watching their franchise getting it's ass kicked by a local French team yesterday.

Once French teams start taking this UK, Ireland, & Bits Of France Cup seriously, the Munstershire customers will drift away, leaving Limerick with a very expensive open air concert venue for performers like Rod Stewart and Eric Clapton.

Yes.

70,000+ people at the Stade / Harlequins game at the weekend - how bad is that.

I use the same analogy with the all Ireland Hurling - the few counties from Munster,1 or 2 from Leinster every year and ignored/abandoned by 20+ counties every year.Did Kerry not send a hurling team out one year ?

[Actin The Sham]

Yes.

70,000+ people at the Stade / Harlequins game at the weekend - how bad is that.

I use the same analogy with the all Ireland Hurling - the few counties from Munster,1 or 2 from Leinster every year and ignored/abandoned by 20+ counties every year.Did Kerry not send a hurling team out one year ?

Stade V Harlequins, two club sides representing their localities.

Here are directions for how to get to where "our" local "club" will be playing their "home" game next weekend:

0.0Start out at Blackpool,Cork N20 0.0
0.2 At traffic signals turn left onto Commons Road - N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 0.2
0.4 At traffic signals continue forward onto the N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 0.6
3.0 Continue forward onto New Mallow Road - N20. Entering Killeens N20 3.6
19.2 Blackwater Valley N20 22.8
7.4 Continue forward onto the N20. Entering Mallow N20 30.2
1.7 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 31.9
0.5 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Limerick Road - N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 32.4
10.3 Continue forward onto the N20. Entering Buttevant N20 42.8
14.5 Continue forward onto the N20. Entering Charleville N20 57.3
27.5 Turn left, then merge onto the N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 84.8
5.6 Branch left, then merge onto the R526 (signposted Galway N18, Shannon Airport N19) R526 90.4
1.1 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the R526 (signposted Galway N18 ) R526 91.5
0.6 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the R526 (signposted Galway N18 ) R526 92.1
0.4 Continue forward onto the R526. Entering Limerick R526 92.4
0.7 At Raheen Roundabout take the 1st exit onto the R510 (signposted Galway N18 ) R510 93.1
1.0 At Quinn's Cross Roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Inis Mór - R510 (signposted Galway N18 ) R510 94.1
0.4 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Ard Aulin - R510 R510 94.5
0.9 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Dock Road - N69 (signposted Galway N18 ) N69 95.3
3.2 At Shannonbridge Roundabout take the 1st exit onto Condell Road - N18 (signposted Galway, Shannon Airport N19) N18 98.6
0.3 Shannon Bridge (River Shannon) N18 98.9
0.2 Turn right onto Lower Shelbourne Road - R464 (signposted Kings Island) R464 99.1
0.1 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Lower Shelbourne Road - R464 R464 99.2
1.0 At traffic signals turn left onto Cratloe Road - R445 (signposted Galway N18 ) R445 100.2
0.0 Arrive at Thomond Park Stadium,Limerick R445 100.2


****

:grin:

[Arcadia]

Stade V Harlequins, two club sides representing their localities.

Here are directions for how to get to where "our" local "club" will be playing their "home" game next weekend:

0.0Start out at Blackpool,Cork N20 0.0
0.2 At traffic signals turn left onto Commons Road - N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 0.2
0.4 At traffic signals continue forward onto the N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 0.6
3.0 Continue forward onto New Mallow Road - N20. Entering Killeens N20 3.6
19.2 Blackwater Valley N20 22.8
7.4 Continue forward onto the N20. Entering Mallow N20 30.2
1.7 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 31.9
0.5 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Limerick Road - N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 32.4
10.3 Continue forward onto the N20. Entering Buttevant N20 42.8
14.5 Continue forward onto the N20. Entering Charleville N20 57.3
27.5 Turn left, then merge onto the N20 (signposted Limerick) N20 84.8
5.6 Branch left, then merge onto the R526 (signposted Galway N18, Shannon Airport N19) R526 90.4
1.1 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the R526 (signposted Galway N18 ) R526 91.5
0.6 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the R526 (signposted Galway N18 ) R526 92.1
0.4 Continue forward onto the R526. Entering Limerick R526 92.4
0.7 At Raheen Roundabout take the 1st exit onto the R510 (signposted Galway N18 ) R510 93.1
1.0 At Quinn's Cross Roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Inis Mór - R510 (signposted Galway N18 ) R510 94.1
0.4 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Ard Aulin - R510 R510 94.5
0.9 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Dock Road - N69 (signposted Galway N18 ) N69 95.3
3.2 At Shannonbridge Roundabout take the 1st exit onto Condell Road - N18 (signposted Galway, Shannon Airport N19) N18 98.6
0.3 Shannon Bridge (River Shannon) N18 98.9
0.2 Turn right onto Lower Shelbourne Road - R464 (signposted Kings Island) R464 99.1
0.1 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Lower Shelbourne Road - R464 R464 99.2
1.0 At traffic signals turn left onto Cratloe Road - R445 (signposted Galway N18 ) R445 100.2
0.0 Arrive at Thomond Park Stadium,Limerick R445 100.2


****

:grin:

We all have SAT NAV now baby and its a great excuse to get away from the missus / kids :mrgreen:

[Poc Fada]

Overheard in a well known hostelry in Cork yesterday, spoken in a Cork accent at the end of the Munster V Clermont match: "Wait till we get them at home next week."



Overheard in a well known hostelry in Ballincollig last Saturday, spoken in a Cork accent at the end of the Sunderoirland Vs Man Utd. "Wait till we get them at home"

[youghalboi]

Overheard in a well known hostelry in Ballincollig last Saturday, spoken in a Cork accent at the end of the Sunderoirland Vs Man Utd. "Wait till we get them at home"


Directions for when there local team play at home


Cork CityRepublic of Ireland

1. Head south on Morgan St toward S Mall 19 m
2. Turn left at S Mall 0.3 km
3. Turn left at Parnell Pl 60 m
4. Slight right to stay on Parnell Pl 39 m
5. Turn right at Lower Oliver Plunkett St 0.3 km
6. Turn left at Albert St/N27
Continue to follow N27 0.1 km
7. Turn left at N8/Penrose's Quay 56 m
8. Turn right at N8/Ship St 0.1 km
9. Turn right at Lower Glanmire Rd/N8
Continue to follow N8
Go through 1 roundabout 5.1 km
10. Take the ramp 0.2 km
11. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto N8
Partial toll road
Go through 2 roundabouts 43.7 km
12. Turn left to stay on N8 1.9 km
13. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit and stay on N8 4.1 km
14. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on N8 0.2 km
15. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto the N8 ramp 0.5 km
16. Merge onto N8
Go through 1 roundabout 110 km
17. At the roundabout, take the 4th exit onto the M7 ramp to âth Cliath/Dublin 0.8 km
18. Merge onto M7 55.8 km
19. Continue on N7/Naas Dual Carriageway (signs for R445/NASS/an nâs)
Continue to follow N7 20.8 km
20. At Red Cow Roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto the M50 ramp to N81 0.8 km
21. Merge onto M50 12.5 km
22. At junction 14, exit toward N31 0.6 km
23. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto R113 0.7 km
24. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Leopardstown Rd/R113
Continue to follow R113 3.5 km
25. Turn left at R113/Temple Hill 0.3 km
26. Make a U-turn at N31/Seapoint Ave 0.2 km
27. Turn left at Monkstown Rd/R119
Continue to follow R119 1.6 km
28. Turn left at Dunleary Rd 71 m
29. Turn right at Dunleary Rd/N31
Continue to follow N31 0.5 km
30. Turn left to stay on N31 0.4 km
31. Slight left at N31/Queen's Rd
Continue to follow N31 0.3 km
32. Take the Holyhead - Dun Laoghaire ferry to Holyhead
Entering United Kingdom (Wales) 107 km
33. Continue straight 0.2 km
34. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A55/Llanfawr Rd heading to Bangor
Continue to follow A55 0.3 km
35. Turn left at A55/Victoria Rd (signs for Bangor/A55)
Continue to follow A55
Go through 3 roundabouts 120 km
36. Continue on A494 (signs for Manchester/Queensferry/M56/A494) 3.4 km
37. Continue on A550
Entering England 4.8 km
38. Continue on A5117 2.7 km
39. Continue on M56 52.0 km
40. Continue on A5103 1.1 km
41. At junction 5, exit onto M60 3.0 km
42. At junction 7, exit toward Altrincham/Stretford 1.5 km
43. Follow signs for Stretford/A56 52 m
44. Turn right at A56/Chester Rd
Continue to follow A56 3.4 km
45. Turn left at Sir Matt Busby Way 0.3 km
46. Turn left at United Rd
Destination will be on the left 0.1 km

Old TraffordTrafford Park, Manchester, Trafford, UK

[Actin The Sham]

We all have SAT NAV now baby and its a great excuse to get away from the missus / kids

Christmas Gift Set For Munstershire Customers:

A Red Beret

A Songbook Of Traditional Galway Songs

A fiberglass "bodhrán"

A replica shirt emblazoned with the name of a Japanese "Car" Manufacturer.

A Guide To B&Bs in Limerick

A SatNav With Directions To Thomond Park Stadium Pre Programmed

A subscription to Sky Sports

An English-French Phrasebook with the "I'm not English, I'm Irish, We Love You" highlighted


And all for just €999.99 with all profits going straight to Limerick.

:x-mas:

[Arcadia]

Christmas Gift Set For Munstershire Customers:

A Red Beret

A Songbook Of Traditional Galway Songs

A fiberglass "bodhrán"

A replica shirt emblazoned with the name of a Japanese "Car" Manufacturer.

A Guide To B&Bs in Limerick

A SatNav With Directions To Thomond Park Stadium Pre Programmed

A subscription to Sky Sports

An English-French Phrasebook with the "I'm not English, I'm Irish, We Love You" highlighted


And all for just €999.99 with all profits going straight to Limerick.

:x-mas:

ATS just change a few things there,put in O2,Croke Park / Thurles,TG4 and a guide to avoiding Dublin skangers there and you have the ideal GAA pressie

[delzer]

ATS just change a few things there,put in O2,Croke Park / Thurles,TG4 and a guide to avoiding Dublin skangers there and you have the ideal GAA pressie

worst comeback ever

[Arcadia]

worst comeback ever

In fairness there was'nt a lot to come back to really.

Inspire me.

[STEVIEG]

It's not big, and it's certainly not clever.

It's pathetic

[duffer31]

It's not big, and it's certainly not clever.

no way. does this really happen. surely not. sad sad fuckers.