Jamie Carraghers Book

[Youghal Exile]

What a read.Its refreshing in this era of ashley cole like bling bling players that football still has players with honour and integrity.What a man and he wouldnt look out of place in any of the legendary liverpool teams.He also attacked the spice boys culture during Roy Evans time as manager top man.

[delzer]

What a read.Its refreshing in this era of ashley cole like bling bling players that football still has players with honour and integrity.What a man and he wouldnt look out of place in any of the legendary liverpool teams.He also attacked the spice boys culture during Roy Evans time as manager top man.

i read bits that were online and in newspapers was usual uninspiring football biog from what i read was trying to hard to come across as a hard man.

[STEVIEG]

What a man and he wouldnt look out of place in any of the legendary liverpool teams.

yes he would

he has no league medals

[delzer]

yes he would

he has no league medals

:p

[Youghal Exile]

yes he would

he has no league medals

I wont comment until next may.;)

[STEVIEG]

i read bits that were online and in newspapers was usual uninspiring football biog from what i read was trying to hard to come across as a hard man.

He threatened some player or something didn't he?

Lucky he wasn't Roy Keane he might have got banned for it



Good enough player and all that but these books are generally shit, no matter who the player is (bar a few exceptions)

[DogTheLangerHunter]

Didn't like school,liked soccer.


THE END.

[Youghal Exile]

Didn't like school,liked soccer.


THE END.

If you want to narrow it right down yes.

[delzer]

He threatened some player or something didn't he?

Lucky he wasn't Roy Keane he might have got banned for it



Good enough player and all that but these books are generally shit, no matter who the player is (bar a few exceptions)

yeah lucas neill or something.

most of them are fairly poor alright a few good ones out there

[STEVIEG]

yeah lucas neill or something.


Although if it's Lucas Neill fair enough i suppose

[wat_boy]

neill broke carra's leg so fuck him

[ItIsYeah]

What a fuckin plonker Carragher is:

The Daily Mirror revealed this astonishing extract from the autobiography: "My mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.

"A few weeks later I received a phone call. 'You won't believe this, Jay. We're in [Manchester shopping mall] the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?'

"Did I really want Neill to take a crack? 'There's only one problem,' added the voice. 'Little Davey Thommo is with him.'

"That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault.

"Besides, he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks."

Carragher added: "As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed."


What a spa like.

[delzer]

neill broke carra's leg so fuck him

big fucking deal build a bridge

carra is like a schoolboy crying over it and what makes it worse is the story he put in his book about wanting to assault him with his heavies in a shopping centre.(as shown above)

it really was pathetic

[ho chi feen]

What a fuckin plonker Carragher is:

The Daily Mirror revealed this astonishing extract from the autobiography: "My mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.

"A few weeks later I received a phone call. 'You won't believe this, Jay. We're in [Manchester shopping mall] the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?'

"Did I really want Neill to take a crack? 'There's only one problem,' added the voice. 'Little Davey Thommo is with him.'

"That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault.

"Besides, he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks."

Carragher added: "As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed."


What a spa like.

Fucking hell.

He actually wrote this?

What a clown...

[Youghal Exile]

Lucas scratched jamies back so jamie had to scratch lucas neils back.

[Swoosh]

What a fuckin plonker Carragher is:

The Daily Mirror revealed this astonishing extract from the autobiography: "My mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.

"A few weeks later I received a phone call. 'You won't believe this, Jay. We're in [Manchester shopping mall] the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?'

"Did I really want Neill to take a crack? 'There's only one problem,' added the voice. 'Little Davey Thommo is with him.'

"That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault.

"Besides, he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks."

Carragher added: "As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed."


What a spa like.

This has been done to death a few months ago. Poor attempt at WUMMAGE. Originality required

[ItIsYeah]

Lucas scratched jamies back so jamie had to scratch lucas neils back.


Yeah, by calling in his heavies, what a sad bastard.
How anyone could buy that shite is beyond me.

[Swoosh]

How anyone could buy any soccer players autobio before they retire is ridiculous

[kevinbitzz]

Fucking hell.

He actually wrote this?

What a clown...

"you're not wrong Bill"

[ItIsYeah]

This has been done to death a few months ago. Poor attempt at WUMMAGE. Originality required


Wait, theres more:
http://itllbeoff.wordpress. com/2008/09/04/jamie-carragher-dick/
Jamie Carragher: Dick (http://itllbeoff.wordpress. com/2008/09/04/jamie-carragher-dick/) September 4, 2008, 4:58 pm
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It’s fuck all to do with FC United, admittedly, but Jamie Carragher’s autobiography looks like it’s going to be full of inadvertent laughs. Check this shit out:
Lucas Neill’s lucky escape after breaking Jamie Carragher’s leg
By Jamie Carragher 4/09/2008
When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.
A few weeks later I received a phone call. “You won’t believe this, Jay. We’re in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?”
Did I really want Neill to take a crack? “There’s only one problem,” added the voice. “Little Davey Thommo is with him.”
That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he’d have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks.
As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed.
Which explains why Lucas Neill decided to sign for West Ham instead of Liverpool, I guess. But wait! There’s more!
After I established myself at right-back, our African defender Rigobert Song found himself out of the team and our previously healthy relationship instantly deteriorated.
One morning in training he was told I’d been called into the England squad after performing well at full-back.
There was a look of astonishment on Song’s face - a bit like the one we used to give him when he claimed he was only 21.
He might as well have blurted out he thought I wasn’t good enough for international football.
He strolled off to his French speaking friends and began talking to them. I could see him pointing towards me while everyone was grinning. It was clear what he was saying and the rage inside me simmered.
Later, Song walked on to the training pitch with a smile on his face. He was limping off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a 50-50 tackle with greater appetite.
“You’re not f***ing laughing now are you, you soft twat?” I said as he hobbled away.
Did I care he had a knock? No way. I don’t remember him or anyone else in the squad for that matter trying to take the piss out of my ability again.
What a marvellous human being Jamie Carragher appears to be.
You wouldn’t get our defenders acting like that, no sirree. And their literary output seems to be fair more interesting than the usual ‘contraversial’ autobiog. A quick Amazon search reveals two titles by a David Chadwick, the snappily titled ‘Zen is Right Here: Teaching Stories and Anecdotes of Shunryu Suzuki, Author of Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind’ and ‘Thank You and Okay! An American Zen Failure in Japan’.
So is this the secret behind Chaddy’s recent heroic form? Has he finally aligned his chi and found inner peace through meditation? Next time you see him, ask him this: If the Main Stand are in a forest, and no one’s there to hear them, do they make a sound? And if they do, is it the same sound as one hand clapping?

[ho chi feen]

Wait, theres more:
http://itllbeoff.wordpress. com/2008/09/04/jamie-carragher-dick/
Jamie Carragher: Dick (http://itllbeoff.wordpress. com/2008/09/04/jamie-carragher-dick/) September 4, 2008, 4:58 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized (http://itllbeoff.wordpress. com/category/uncategorized/) | Tags: David Chadwick (http://wordpress.com/tag/david-chadwick/), Jamie Carragher (http://wordpress.com/tag/jamie-carragher/), Zen (http://wordpress.com/tag/zen/)
It’s fuck all to do with FC United, admittedly, but Jamie Carragher’s autobiography looks like it’s going to be full of inadvertent laughs. Check this shit out:Lucas Neill’s lucky escape after breaking Jamie Carragher’s leg
By Jamie Carragher 4/09/2008
When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.
A few weeks later I received a phone call. “You won’t believe this, Jay. We’re in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?”
Did I really want Neill to take a crack? “There’s only one problem,” added the voice. “Little Davey Thommo is with him.”
That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he’d have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks.
As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed.
Which explains why Lucas Neill decided to sign for West Ham instead of Liverpool, I guess. But wait! There’s more! After I established myself at right-back, our African defender Rigobert Song found himself out of the team and our previously healthy relationship instantly deteriorated.
One morning in training he was told I’d been called into the England squad after performing well at full-back.
There was a look of astonishment on Song’s face - a bit like the one we used to give him when he claimed he was only 21.
He might as well have blurted out he thought I wasn’t good enough for international football.
He strolled off to his French speaking friends and began talking to them. I could see him pointing towards me while everyone was grinning. It was clear what he was saying and the rage inside me simmered.
Later, Song walked on to the training pitch with a smile on his face. He was limping off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a 50-50 tackle with greater appetite.
“You’re not f***ing laughing now are you, you soft twat?” I said as he hobbled away.
Did I care he had a knock? No way. I don’t remember him or anyone else in the squad for that matter trying to take the piss out of my ability again.
What a marvellous human being Jamie Carragher appears to be.
You wouldn’t get our defenders acting like that, no sirree. And their literary output seems to be fair more interesting than the usual ‘contraversial’ autobiog. A quick Amazon search reveals two titles by a David Chadwick, the snappily titled ‘Zen is Right Here: Teaching Stories and Anecdotes of Shunryu Suzuki, Author of Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind’ and ‘Thank You and Okay! An American Zen Failure in Japan’.
So is this the secret behind Chaddy’s recent heroic form? Has he finally aligned his chi and found inner peace through meditation? Next time you see him, ask him this: If the Main Stand are in a forest, and no one’s there to hear them, do they make a sound? And if they do, is it the same sound as one hand clapping?

This is pitiful.

[kevinbitzz]

Wait, theres more:
http://itllbeoff.wordpress. com/2008/09/04/jamie-carragher-dick/
Jamie Carragher: Dick (http://itllbeoff.wordpress. com/2008/09/04/jamie-carragher-dick/) September 4, 2008, 4:58 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized (http://itllbeoff.wordpress. com/category/uncategorized/) | Tags: David Chadwick (http://wordpress.com/tag/david-chadwick/), Jamie Carragher (http://wordpress.com/tag/jamie-carragher/), Zen (http://wordpress.com/tag/zen/)
It’s fuck all to do with FC United, admittedly, but Jamie Carragher’s autobiography looks like it’s going to be full of inadvertent laughs. Check this shit out:
Lucas Neill’s lucky escape after breaking Jamie Carragher’s leg
By Jamie Carragher 4/09/2008
When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.
A few weeks later I received a phone call. “You won’t believe this, Jay. We’re in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?”
Did I really want Neill to take a crack? “There’s only one problem,” added the voice. “Little Davey Thommo is with him.”
That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he’d have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks.
As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed.
Which explains why Lucas Neill decided to sign for West Ham instead of Liverpool, I guess. But wait! There’s more!
After I established myself at right-back, our African defender Rigobert Song found himself out of the team and our previously healthy relationship instantly deteriorated.
One morning in training he was told I’d been called into the England squad after performing well at full-back.
There was a look of astonishment on Song’s face - a bit like the one we used to give him when he claimed he was only 21.
He might as well have blurted out he thought I wasn’t good enough for international football.
He strolled off to his French speaking friends and began talking to them. I could see him pointing towards me while everyone was grinning. It was clear what he was saying and the rage inside me simmered.
Later, Song walked on to the training pitch with a smile on his face. He was limping off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a 50-50 tackle with greater appetite.
“You’re not f***ing laughing now are you, you soft twat?” I said as he hobbled away.
Did I care he had a knock? No way. I don’t remember him or anyone else in the squad for that matter trying to take the piss out of my ability again.
What a marvellous human being Jamie Carragher appears to be.
You wouldn’t get our defenders acting like that, no sirree. And their literary output seems to be fair more interesting than the usual ‘contraversial’ autobiog. A quick Amazon search reveals two titles by a David Chadwick, the snappily titled ‘Zen is Right Here: Teaching Stories and Anecdotes of Shunryu Suzuki, Author of Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind’ and ‘Thank You and Okay! An American Zen Failure in Japan’.
So is this the secret behind Chaddy’s recent heroic form? Has he finally aligned his chi and found inner peace through meditation? Next time you see him, ask him this: If the Main Stand are in a forest, and no one’s there to hear them, do they make a sound? And if they do, is it the same sound as one hand clapping?


:lol!:


:lol!:


i fawkin' lav' it......

[Youghal Exile]

I havent read the whole book.Im starting to think this fella is a twat.Well he was a everton fan right up untill his debut for liverpool.

[ho chi feen]

C2QEm028lKA

[kevinbitzz]

I havent read the whole book.Im starting to think this fella is a twat.Well he was a everton fan right up untill his debut for liverpool.

:lol!::lol!:

yeah,

you're right he should fuck right off back across Stanley park

[kevinbitzz]

C2QEm028lKA

tee hee,

Stevie Mbe and the GTFABM ones are super

[Youghal Exile]

This is pathetic only after a member of blackburns coaching staff rang up grovelling to him he then decided to tell his heavies to leave lucas neil alone.At least keano kept his revenge attacks to the pitch.

[Sound]

Holy shit, I think I had suppressed all memories of Bertie Song and his 'positional' play!

Anyhoo, books before retirement- Boo!!! Down with that sort of thing.

[Youghal Exile]

Holy shit, I think I had suppressed all memories of Bertie Song and his 'positional' play!

Anyhoo, books before retirement- Boo!!! Down with that sort of thing.


Wayne rooney released hes after 2 seasons as a player and keano released his before his retirement too.Jamie is liverpools longest serving player and as he said himself he has a lot to get off his chest.

[Sound]

Wayne rooney released hes after 2 seasons as a player and keano released his before his retirement too.Jamie is liverpools longest serving player and as he said himself he has a lot to get off his chest.

You may want to go and see ewho has the most posts in the Pool thread there champ..

[kevinbitzz]

You may want to go and see ewho has the most posts in the Pool thread there champ..

i've less posts than StevieG and Hoochers in that thread.....:(

[STEVIEG]

What's this all about then?

I post a lot

Bar a few hectic months last year it's usually about a team in support though

[kevinbitzz]

What's this all about then?

I post a lot

Bar a few hectic months last year it's usually about a team in support though

i was talking about the Liverpool thread.....

[EL TORO]

The guy is a prize prick. As mentioned all his family and himself were Blues. In this 'book' he mentions the terrible abuse dished out to his bestest pal in the world Stevie G la by the Everton fans at the last derby...aw bless. Nothing then about the abuse given in the opposite direction to Neville and Carsley re their disabled kids? Two faced twat and now he's got a book out to prove it. As much as I despise people like Joey Barton, he made a valid point when questioning why players brought out autobiographies before their retirement and more so when their performances for the national teams were dire.

[KD Langer]

The guy is a prize prick. As mentioned all his family and himself were Blues. In this 'book' he mentions the terrible abuse dished out to his bestest pal in the world Stevie G la by the Everton fans at the last derby...aw bless. Nothing then about the abuse given in the opposite direction to Neville and Carsley re their disabled kids? Two faced twat and now he's got a book out to prove it. As much as I despise people like Joey Barton, he made a valid point when questioning why players brought out autobiographies before their retirement and more so when their performances for the national teams were dire.

that is dispecable.

[kevinbitzz]

who will bite?


:lol!:

[ho chi feen]

who will bite?


:lol!:

What, is this a is giant WUM or something? ;)

[kevinbitzz]

just the last few posts!!!!!!!


:lol!:

[RonnyB]

Imagine the outcry among Pool fans if Gary Neville was to have revealed silimar stories in his book (thats if he has released 1 or ever will). Used to think Carragher was alright besides his constant hole licking of $tevie Mbe but its hard not to form the opinion of him as being an utter tosser.

[kevinbitzz]

Imagine the outcry among Pool fans if Gary Neville was to have revealed silimar stories in his book (thats if he has released 1 or ever will). Used to think Carragher was alright besides his constant hole licking of $tevie Mbe but its hard not to form the opinion of him as being an utter tosser.

I Know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! i'll be outraged and i'd have to post about my outrage in an angry outraged manner!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !


:lol!:

[STEVIEG]

i was talking about the Liverpool thread.....

I know!

[STEVIEG]

As much as I despise people like Joey Barton, he made a valid point when questioning why players brought out autobiographies before their retirement and more so when their performances for the national teams were dire.

The Joey barton book might be interesting all the same

[kevinbitzz]

I know!

do you post in there so much cos Kuyt is more box office than Ronaldo?

[Youghal Exile]

I have no respect for those who have built a reputation at a big club for being bit part players.There are players who have averaged ten league games a season and describe themselves as title winners.They talk about their honours list as if they were central to the success but their major contribution was usually a last 10 minutes here and there and six out of ten display in a midweek home victory against wigan or bolton.I see such players as winners by association they have taken a ride on the coat tails of the great players around them because deep down they know they are not at the same level.If youre only playing around 10 games a season its a clear hint youre at a club that is beyond your capability.

Im sure hes not talking about john oshea.:mrgreen:

[ho chi feen]

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/581.$plit/C_71_article_1024899 _image_list_image_li st_item_0_image.jpg

[st finnbar]

I have no respect for those who have built a reputation at a big club for being bit part players.There are players who have averaged ten league games a season and describe themselves as title winners.They talk about their honours list as if they were central to the success but their major contribution was usually a last 10 minutes here and there and six out of ten display in a midweek home victory against wigan or bolton.I see such players as winners by association they have taken a ride on the coat tails of the great players around them because deep down they know they are not at the same level.If youre only playing around 10 games a season its a clear hint youre at a club that is beyond your capability.

Im sure hes not talking about john oshea.:mrgreen:

jeez carra is a bitter dipper all the same

[Youghal Exile]

Bump.