the Liam2Me talking doll [Archive] - Peoples Republic Of Cork Discussion Forums

legend76

03-01-2008, 07:20 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/MRWONDERFUL.JPG

Mr. Wonderful Talking Romantic Doll!

Press his hand and he says 16 different things to make you feel you are the most wonderful woman on Earth:

A great valentines gift for those with a sense of humor....

Examples are....

"You know honey, why don't you just relax and let me make dinner tonight."
"The ball game isn't really that important, I'd rather spend time with you."
"Why don't we go to the mall, didn't you want some new shoes?"
"You know, I think it's really important that we talk about our relationship."
"You've been on my mind all day. That's why I bought you these flowers."

Wouldn't it be great if there was a Liam2me talking doll!! and if there was what would he say??? answers on a postcard please or just vote in the poll

Roman Abramovich

03-01-2008, 07:29 PM

see my sig

legend76

03-01-2008, 07:36 PM

that had to be there in Fairness Naff.

p.s. wouldn't it be great if we could get Stephen Hawkins to do the voice ???

bundyv1

03-01-2008, 08:03 PM

So many 'classics' from .... also so many 'classics' left out as well such as 'Have you had an original thought' and the line about the bumslappers

Both of which will be said in the course of the thread ...

Carmona

03-01-2008, 08:55 PM

The thing about the original thought should be in there, cos it kinda sums up his technique. If by any chance you happen to have one o.t. he'll then switch to; "this morning you came out with an o.t., that's enough for one day, we can't expect anymore from you today, back to bed now ya langer" As ever you cannot win against our uber-argufier.

liam2me

03-01-2008, 10:05 PM

this the response to one of the bumslappers getting owned before the possé could circle the bandwagons???? (that bit's for you MON)

cit_gym_rat

03-01-2008, 10:10 PM

this the response to one of the bumslappers getting owned before the possé could circle the bandwagons???? (that bit's for you MON)
ah you have to admit liam

this is an origional taught

liam2me

03-01-2008, 10:20 PM

ah you have to admit liam

this is an origional taught
he gets credit for the poll all right, the material is rehashed though

better then what the others have attempted

3pointplay

04-01-2008, 01:35 AM

he gets credit for the poll all right, the material is rehashed though

better then what the others have attempted

Keep up the good work Liam, This is excellent for the PROC.

legend76

07-01-2008, 10:21 AM

he gets credit for the poll all right, the material is rehashed though

better then what the others have attempted

why thank you Liam

liam2me

07-01-2008, 10:27 AM

why thank you Liam
well tis slightly original and funny to be fair, credit where credit is due and all that shite, still a tad stalkerish and no doubt you will redeem yourself by rehashing old material soon enough

legend76

07-01-2008, 11:03 AM

well tis slightly original and funny to be fair, credit where credit is due and all that shite, still a tad stalkerish and no doubt you will redeem yourself by rehashing old material soon enough

rehashing old material

legend76

07-01-2008, 11:04 AM

rehashing old material soon enough

legend76

09-01-2008, 05:44 PM

anyone think we should start a poll on what a POL doll would say ??

check out this beauty

and you piss out a fanny, whats the difference

liam2me

09-01-2008, 05:50 PM

anyone think we should start a poll on what a POL doll would say ??

check out this beauty
go on then why not?

legend76

09-01-2008, 06:01 PM

go on then why not?

got any nominations Liam ???

liam2me

09-01-2008, 06:20 PM

got any nominations Liam ???
nah, this is you're thing. (most of what i have aren't one liners anyway)

legend76

10-01-2008, 12:12 PM

nah, this is you're thing. (most of what i have aren't one liners anyway)

You sell yourself short !!!!

legend76

10-01-2008, 05:51 PM

Don't know why I didn't think of this earlier, but instead of a talking Pol doll, wouldn't it be funnier if it was more like this, a Doll that can wet itself

http://www.toys.ie/product_images/LRG_A05599.jpg

but of course it would just have to piss out it's fanny!!!!

just like a real life girl LOL

pudgee

11-01-2008, 12:07 PM

He's been using 'coward' a lot lately. That should go on I'd say.

legend76

11-01-2008, 02:10 PM

He's been using 'coward' a lot lately. That should go on I'd say.

don't think i can edit the poll now, but good call

legend76

22-01-2008, 06:38 PM

'oh dear' :roll:

liam2me

22-01-2008, 07:05 PM

'oh dear' :roll:
don't forget the smilie

legend76

28-01-2008, 01:40 PM

don't forget the smilie

I didn't :wink:

legend76

04-02-2008, 05:26 PM

so "This is fucking excellent for .... " beat "Lit up like a motherf*cker" into second place.

legend76

07-05-2009, 04:32 PM

shame this wasn't an option

what a bunch of spastics, shows up what little everyone of ye know, t'was tyrone howe who made the comment, i had it on me sky box. idiots on a self-pwnage rampage here

o_2_b_a_rebel

07-05-2009, 04:50 PM

shame this wasn't an option

Should be able to edit this one in fairness. Should be made a stickey too.

Langer Dan

07-05-2009, 05:50 PM

No 'hyenas' option?

Mockery.

VzN

07-05-2009, 05:52 PM

Gravediggers

Langer Dan

07-05-2009, 05:54 PM

'my new role as a development coach for the RFU'.

pudgee

07-05-2009, 06:02 PM

No 'hyenas' option?

Mockery.

hyena's

And where's "bosh - go clean your room"

liam2me

07-05-2009, 06:27 PM

'my new role as a development coach for the RFU'.
development coach? news to me.

but i do guess the air gets a bit thin up in the corpo boxes. did ya have one in wilton that time too?

liam2me

07-05-2009, 06:29 PM

hyena's

And where's "bosh - go clean your room"
that was traded for 'i spend all my free time in kilburn or golders green'

Langer Dan

07-05-2009, 06:33 PM

development coach? news to me.

but i do guess the air gets a bit thin up in the corpo boxes. did ya have one in wilton that time too?

Bit fuzzy on the particulars were they Walter?
That tends to happen with made up positions.

Nope the views from the corporate seats are excellant.

liam2me

08-05-2009, 02:22 AM

Bit fuzzy on the particulars were they Walter?
That tends to happen with made up positions.

Nope the views from the corporate seats are excellant.
lol, just because the closest you've come to rugby is failing in the school try-outs doesn't mean that the rest of us are failures.

my role is quite nicely defined, but i never said it was as a coach. i deal in facts not fiction (unlike your final in wilton :lol!: )

Langer Dan

08-05-2009, 02:39 AM

lol, just because the closest you've come to rugby is failing in the school try-outs doesn't mean that the rest of us are failures.

my role is quite nicely defined, but i never said it was as a coach. i deal in facts not fiction (unlike your final in wilton )

:lol!:

'Try-outs'?

Sorry Walter your crash course of American high school movies is showing

The RFU are hiring Paddywhacking self styled cockerneees now?
Let us know how you get on with Sir Clive, you fruitloop

:lol!:

http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/2/2007_Lamborghini_Mur cielago_on_fire.jpg

liam2me

08-05-2009, 02:50 AM

:lol!:

'Try-outs'?

Sorry Walter your crash course of American high school movies is showing

The RFU are hiring Paddywhacking self styled cockerneees now?
Let us know how you get on with Sir Clive, you fruitloop

:lol!:

http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/2/2007_Lamborghini_Mur cielago_on_fire.jpg
lol, poor langer lapdog. still not smart enough to get his own material.

Langer Dan

08-05-2009, 02:59 AM

lol, poor langer lapdog. still not smart enough to get his own material.

Walter2mitty: RFU development officer, batman, Galileo, Supercar enthusiast, all things to all men.

:lol!:

liam2me

08-05-2009, 03:02 AM

Walter2mittee: RFU development officer, batman, Galileo, Supercar enthusiast, all things to all men.

:lol!:
ahh, so you googled it. good to see you can manage that. now, lets see if you have the ability to come up with your own put down

Langer Dan

08-05-2009, 03:05 AM

Googled what Walter?

'Deranged fantasist'?

liam2me

08-05-2009, 03:11 AM

Googled what Walter?

'Deranged fantasist'?
yawn, lapdog, you're boring when you've got no one to steal fresh material from, you're just not up to it

Langer Dan

08-05-2009, 03:13 AM

yawn, lapdog, you're boring when you've got no one to steal fresh material from, you're just not up to it

That's it Walter the board is out to get you.

I'm off to bed.

Night night sweet prince of delusional paranoia.
I look forward to more of your fantastical tales of derring do tomorrow.

:lol!:

liam2me

08-05-2009, 03:14 AM

That's it Walter the board is out to get you.

I'm off to bed.

Night night sweet prince of delusional paranoia.
I look forward to more of your fantastical tales of derring do tomorrow.

:lol!:
pffft, a quitter if i ever saw one. just waiting for someone with new material for you to steal, oh well

Carmona

08-05-2009, 11:20 AM

This is more like it! Keep it up girls, those SFI thingies were annoying the shite out of me.

Langer Dan

08-05-2009, 11:21 AM

pffft, a quitter if i ever saw one. just waiting for someone with new material for you to steal, oh well

Hi Liam,

have you been trading kicks with Johnny yet?

3pointplay

08-05-2009, 11:21 AM

:lol!:

'Try-outs'?

Sorry Walter your crash course of American high school movies is showing

The RFU are hiring Paddywhacking self styled cockerneees now?
Let us know how you get on with Sir Clive, you fruitloop

:lol!:

http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/2/2007_Lamborghini_Mur cielago_on_fire.jpg
I take it the key fob thingy lit up like a mother fucker?