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pat o shea
18-11-2007, 01:20 PM
What is the sickest joke or story you have ever told, or what's the sickest thing you have ever done to another person. Let's see who is the sickest person out there, who should we avoid at parties ??????:twisted:

storysham
18-11-2007, 05:51 PM
We have the thread for ages..

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=240 24&highlight=disturbing

not for the faint of heart, some are beyond sick

ebenezer
19-11-2007, 12:25 AM
What's the sickest joke you have ever told.

Why did the man carry the umbrella :?:

Because the umbrella couldn't walk.

Beat that for a sick joke.

Pandora's bosca
09-01-2008, 01:42 AM
Why did the man carry the umbrella :?:

Because the umbrella couldn't walk.

Beat that for a sick joke.

A slow clap won't even get that one off the ground!

Cue:http://www.miniresource.com/forums/html/emoticons/tumble.gif

ebenezer
09-01-2008, 10:59 AM
A slow clap won't even get that one off the ground!

Cue:http://www.miniresource.com/forums/html/emoticons/tumble.gif

:o

Stop bullying me. I'm reporting you to ADMIN.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3362/reportjc3.gif

pseudonominous
09-01-2008, 12:45 PM
:o

Stop bullying me. I'm reporting you to ADMIN.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3362/reportjc3.gif

The 'All Seeing Eye'. Is that who you mean Eberic?

ebenezer
09-01-2008, 01:45 PM
The 'All Seeing Eye'. Is that who you mean Eberic?

We know that 'they' know that we know that we're watching 'them' watching us, IMO.

524 0013 7739810948 40955 46894435. :lol!:

Good one isn't it :?:

Let's see if 'they' can work out our custom numerical language.

pseudonominous
09-01-2008, 02:44 PM
We know that 'they' know that we know that we're watching 'them' watching us, IMO.

524 0013 7739810948 40955 46894435. :lol!:

Good one isn't it :?:

Let's see if 'they' can work out our custom numerical language.

Heh heh heh! :lol!:

That IS sick.

Pandora's bosca
09-01-2008, 05:41 PM
:o

Stop bullying me. I'm reporting you to ADMIN.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3362/reportjc3.gif

*trips ebenezer*

http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha 2.jpg

ebenezer
10-01-2008, 03:20 PM
*trips ebenezer*



Impossible, I'm in a wheelchair.

pseudonominous
10-01-2008, 04:05 PM
Why did the man carry the umbrella :?:

Because the umbrella couldn't walk.

Beat that for a sick joke.

Impossible, I'm in a wheelchair.

I stuck your umbrella through the spokes of your wheelchair.:lol!:

I kill me.

ebenezer
10-01-2008, 04:18 PM
I stuck your umbrella through the spokes of your wheelchair.:lol!:

I kill me.

You should be the last to joke about my affliction.

Haven't you a family member in a similar predicament :?:

pseudonominous
10-01-2008, 04:46 PM
Haven't you a family member in a similar predicament :?:

Haven't I asked you previous to this not to mention that on a public forum:?:

FFS, Eb. No fucking tact. Edit your last response please.

That was uncalled for especially after I specifically asked you not to mention it on ANY of these forums.


I know it's quiter here but still.....

ebenezer
10-01-2008, 04:52 PM
Haven't I asked you previous to this not to mention that on a public forum:?:

FFS, Eb. No fucking tact. Edit your last response please.

That was uncalled for especially after I specifically asked you not to mention it on ANY of these forums.


I know it's quiter here but still.....

It's time to break the stigma. We should no longer be ashamed.

NO MORE SECRETS.

pseudonominous
10-01-2008, 05:00 PM
It's time to break the stigma. We should no longer be ashamed.

NO MORE SECRETS.

Stigmata. 'They' got him too, earleir(sp?) last year. He didn't last long.

Look, I'll get onto Victoria. That's her department. K:?:

TrickyBrick
20-01-2008, 01:32 AM
whats brown and hairy and rolls around the backgarden?





A baby covered in teranchelas.

Mr.Mister
30-01-2008, 02:02 AM
*knock knock*
























Whose there?

































Not Madeline(sp)



heh heh heh

Kenneth Hickey
15-03-2008, 04:46 AM
ha.

Bennyton
17-03-2008, 07:04 AM
Following the news that Shannon Matthews has been found safe and apparently unharmed, Shannon's mother had this message for Kate McCann.....

























































Na, Na, Na, Na, Na!:p

Bennyton
17-03-2008, 07:08 AM
Knock knock.






Who's there ?

Shannon Matthews.

Knock knock.

Knock knock



Knock knock





Knock knock







Knock knock.









Please let me out of this bed Uncle Mick :p

Clona White Pudding
18-03-2008, 12:28 AM
knock knock
who's there?
Fuck off
Fuck off who
Fuck off