Jason MacAteer - just misunderstood?

[Aphex]

Jason McAteer (nicknamed Trigger) being asked at a take-away if he wanted his pizza cut into eight slices or four, and answering “Four. I’m not that hungry.”

When he locked himself out of his Porsche, his mate told him to get a coat-hanger so he could pick the lock and he came back with a wooden one.

Razor Ruddock on Socceram a few years back was talking about how dumb MacAteer is...
He said that one time after a Rep of Ireland match in Dublin MacAteer was in a pub having a drink when in walked Jimmy White (the snooker player)...Apparently on seeing Jimmy Macca shouted 'Oi Jimmy.....One hundred and eighty'

:lol:

[KolaKubes]

Jason McAteer (nicknamed Trigger) being asked at a take-away if he wanted his pizza cut into eight slices or four, and answering “Four. I’m not that hungry.”

When he locked himself out of his Porsche, his mate told him to get a coat-hanger so he could pick the lock and he came back with a wooden one.

Razor Ruddock on Socceram a few years back was talking about how dumb MacAteer is...
He said that one time after a Rep of Ireland match in Dublin MacAteer was in a pub having a drink when in walked Jimmy White (the snooker player)...Apparently on seeing Jimmy Macca shouted 'Oi Jimmy.....One hundred and eighty'

:lol:

The best thing about being quite that thick is that you don't ever fully grasp just how wrong you've got it.

We'll have to debate this one with POL tomorrow if he shows. ;)

[Superdave]

Jason McAteer (nicknamed Trigger) being asked at a take-away if he wanted his pizza cut into eight slices or four, and answering “Four. I’m not that hungry.”

When he locked himself out of his Porsche, his mate told him to get a coat-hanger so he could pick the lock and he came back with a wooden one.

Razor Ruddock on Socceram a few years back was talking about how dumb MacAteer is...
He said that one time after a Rep of Ireland match in Dublin MacAteer was in a pub having a drink when in walked Jimmy White (the snooker player)...Apparently on seeing Jimmy Macca shouted 'Oi Jimmy.....One hundred and eighty'

:lol:

Babb: "Pass the ketchup Jason"
McAteer: "The brown or the red?"

[psy93]

Jason McAteer (nicknamed Trigger) being asked at a take-away if he wanted his pizza cut into eight slices or four, and answering “Four. I’m not that hungry.”

When he locked himself out of his Porsche, his mate told him to get a coat-hanger so he could pick the lock and he came back with a wooden one.

Razor Ruddock on Socceram a few years back was talking about how dumb MacAteer is...
He said that one time after a Rep of Ireland match in Dublin MacAteer was in a pub having a drink when in walked Jimmy White (the snooker player)...Apparently on seeing Jimmy Macca shouted 'Oi Jimmy.....One hundred and eighty'

:lol:

he admitted to these on podge & rodge recently! fcukin scouse dope

[psy93]

"What is your position at the company? "
"Right back." - Jason McAteer on a credit card form


"On a flight back from a World Cup qualifier in Latvia or some such place, he asked a teammate why the flight over had taken five hours, but the one back would only take two hours. He was perfectly happy with the answer: 'This pilot knows a short cut'.