Fianna Fail 2002 Election Manifesto

[jungle]

http://www.ireland.com/focus/election_2002/parties/ffmanifesto.pdf

We should have a prize for the person who finds the best lie in it

My starter

We will ensure the putting in place of open-access broadband on a national basis, to fully include rural communities.

[elwood blues]

I like this one


Permanently end waiting lists in our hospitals within two years through a
combination of bed capacity, primary care, secondary care and targeted reform
initiatives.

[jungle]

We will start work on the construction at Abbotstown of a world-class national stadium that meets the needs of the three main sporting organizations. We also remain committed to the development of a range of other top class facilities at Abbotstown.

Heh Heh Heh

[Proinsias]

I like this one


Permanently end waiting lists in our hospitals within two years through a
combination of bed capacity, primary care, secondary care and targeted reform
initiatives.

That's just insane.


Although, in fairness, I haven't heard about waiting lists in Ireland for a long time now, whereas they used to be absolutely crazy.

[jungle]

Although, in fairness, I haven't heard about waiting lists in Ireland for a long time now, whereas they used to be absolutely crazy.

They've used the British trick of moving the waiting list to the consultant. My father was told by our GP to get an appointment with a consultant at the end of March. He can't get one until the second week of May. Getting into hospital after he's seen the consultant won't take too long.

[Pablo Escobar Gaviria]

i like it all..........

that's why I'm voting with the majority.....the FF way

[Proinsias]

i like it all..........

that's why I'm voting with the majority.....the FF way

Change the record.


Just remember, never question the Central Committee, komrade

[Pablo Escobar Gaviria]

Change the record.


Just remember, never question the Central Committee, komrade


erm.....FF are far from socialists......komr ad And yes i know that isn't how you spell it

[Proinsias]

erm.....FF are far from socialists......komr ad

That's not what Bertie has said in the past...


Never question, the party is always right.

[Pablo Escobar Gaviria]

That's not what Bertie has said in the past...


Never question, the party is always right.

oh I'm not denying that, the party IS always right....
all I'm saying is we are not socialists.... greed is good

[The Black Knight]

That's just insane.


Although, in fairness, I haven't heard about waiting lists in Ireland for a long time now, whereas they used to be absolutely crazy.

I've been waiting for see a neurologist since December 2005. In fact, I won't get to see that neurologist until August at earliest. As it turns out now, I found out this week that I don't have to see him, but it only took a year and a half to figure that out because I eventually decided to pay privately for an MRI. Sure that's nothing, like.