Question for POL and Lamps ....

[Rebel Yell]

What sports do you actually follow ???

And what teams/individuals etc ????

It would be interesting to see you pin your colors to the mast for once, rather than ridiculing fans/teams in certain sports for whatever perceived benefit you may get from it !!!!

[Forsberg]

Every week .

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

[Lamps]

What sports do you actually follow ???

And what teams/individuals etc ????

It would be interesting to see you pin your colors to the mast for once, rather than ridiculing fans/teams in certain sports for whatever perceived benefit you may get from it !!!!

I have a great interest in sport.

I follow Cork GAA.

I also used to like Tony Alcock in the bowling and quite a fondness for the legend that was Eddie "steady eddie" Charlton. Liked Cowboy Bob Anderson in the darts.

I was up the attic the other day and found a big box of my old programmes(these are the things you get when you go to matches).

Amongst my collection I have 1986 Cup final, autographed by the Liverpool team which was gotten at the Liverpool Irealnd game at flower lodge, I have over a hundred GAA ones going back beyond Pairc Ui Chaoimh, I've got Munster V the Alll Blacks and Aussies at Muzzer, I've got Ireland V England in soccer in 82 and 92. Even a chelsea one , the night eddie newton supposedly was involved in a traffic accident in Ballyphehane, I've gotten City v Spurs at Muzzer with Paul F*cking Stewarts autograph, City V Bayern, and many many more.

My sporting credentials are not in doubt my soft drink loving friend.

That we fail to hop on every second bandwagon that rolls into town is our strength not a weakness.

Here endth the lesson.

Next...

[sixes]

I have a great interest in sport.

I follow Cork GAA.

I also used to like Tony Alcock in the bowling and quite a fondness for the legend that was Eddie "steady eddie" Charlton. Liked Cowboy Bob Anderson in the darts.

I was up the attic the other day and found a big box of my old programmes(these are the things you get when you go to matches).

Amongst my collection I have 1986 Cup final, autographed by the Liverpool team which was gotten at the Liverpool Irealnd game at flower lodge, I have over a hundred GAA ones going back beyond Pairc Ui Chaoimh, I've got Munster V the Alll Blacks and Aussies at Muzzer, I've got Ireland V England in soccer in 82 and 92. Even a chelsea one , the night eddie newton supposedly was involved in a traffic accident in Ballyphehane, I've gotten City v Spurs at Muzzer with Paul F*cking Stewarts autograph, City V Bayern, and many many more.

My sporting credentials are not in doubt my soft drink loving friend.

That we fail to hop on every second bandwagon that rolls into town is our strength not a weakness.

Here endth the lesson.

Next...

Very nice. That team of 86 was my personal favourite L'pool team casue it really was a culmination of Shankley/Paisley and Fagans efforts before "King Kenny" spun his "magic".

[Lamps]

Actually Ireland England 1980, you have to be accuate round here

[northmallexile]

Out of curiousity, what's the best hurling programme you own, Lamps? I inherited a load from my grandfather and various uncles (as well as the ones I picked up myself, obviously) - I think the 1966 All-Ireland Hurling Final is my favourite, in terms of historical significance and so on. I'm sure the grandfather had a copy of the programme for the Thunder & Lightning Final, but I think one of the uncles claimed it before I could get my hands on it.


(Yes, talking about collecting programmes isn't a million miles away from talking about collecting stamps. Screw yiz, anyway.)

[sixes]

does anyone have the 84 final programme? Being a big Justin fan, wouldnt mind getting my hands on it

[Lamps]

Out of curiousity, what's the best hurling programme you own, Lamps? I inherited a load from my grandfather and various uncles (as well as the ones I picked up myself, obviously) - I think the 1966 All-Ireland Hurling Final is my favourite, in terms of historical significance and so on. I'm sure the grandfather had a copy of the programme for the Thunder & Lightning Final, but I think one of the uncles claimed it before I could get my hands on it.


(Yes, talking about collecting programmes isn't a million miles away from talking about collecting stamps. Screw yiz, anyway.)

was more into it as a young fella hence the attic. I also got most of the GAA one's from the grandfather.

I'm not sure whats the best programme i have, i have a lot of ones from 84-90 in hurling while not being that old, produced some great games.
I have some centerary stuff which is quite good.

The actual best programme would be the 86 cup final.

Have a load of club ones which are worth nothing, mainly filled with adds for bucthers and cobblers.
Found a complete world cup 90 album, all parts and stickers.
A class sticker album if ever there was one

[KolaKubes]

I was up the attic the other day and found a big box of my old programmes(these are the things you get when you go to matches).

Those are the things you toss away after you've been at matches. Nerd.

[sixes]

I have the programme from the 95 munster and All Ireland finals signed by 7 of the clare team including Davey Fitz,Jamsie O'Conner, Brian Lohan, Seanie Mac and Conner Clancy.

Regret that i dont have any L'pool programmes tho. Must get over there this year

[sixes]

Those are the things you toss away after you've been at matches. Nerd.


Not a fan of Nostalgia no?

[STEVIEG]

Muzzer

heh heh heh

[northmallexile]

Those are the things you toss away after you've been at matches. Nerd.

Nonsense. Those are the things that you keep open on your lap during the match, so that you can mark in the scorers, who came on for who, and how many 65s and wides each side had with a pencil that you keep in your match trousers specially for the purpose, so that you have the figures to back you up when you're arguing about it in the pub later. When you get home, you put them away carefully in a press, so that you can refer to them in case the match ever comes up again in conversation.


You know nothing about GAA-obsessive grandfathers and the way they'd hand things down through the generations.


FFS.
Mockery.

[KolaKubes]

Nonsense. Those are the things that you keep open on your lap during the match, so that you can mark in the scorers, who came on for who, and how many 65s and wides each side had with a pencil that you keep in your match trousers specially for the purpose, so that you have the figures to back you up when you're arguing about it in the pub later. When you get home, you put them away carefully in a press, so that you can refer to them in case the match ever comes up again in conversation.


You know nothing about GAA-obsessive grandfathers and the way they'd hand things down through the generations.


FFS.
Mockery.

Fuck it, hat off, you're dead right. Classic GAAhead stuff. In the pub later though? You mean in between rants about "de soccer" in the pub of a cold January evening when there's last season's championship game to be mulled over for the 415th time and only the postponed U14 League football game in two weeks time to look forward to.

[Lamps]

Those are the things you toss away after you've been at matches. Nerd.

:p

[Lamps]

Nonsense. Those are the things that you keep open on your lap during the match, so that you can mark in the scorers, who came on for who, and how many 65s and wides each side had with a pencil that you keep in your match trousers specially for the purpose, so that you have the figures to back you up when you're arguing about it in the pub later. When you get home, you put them away carefully in a press, so that you can refer to them in case the match ever comes up again in conversation.


You know nothing about GAA-obsessive grandfathers and the way they'd hand things down through the generations.


FFS.
Mockery.

A right blowin alright.

Is there anything sacred these days.

Nothing is appreciated

[Lamps]

Fuck it, hat off, you're dead right. Classic GAAhead stuff. In the pub later though? You mean in between rants about "de soccer" in the pub of a cold January evening when there's last season's championship game to be mulled over for the 415th time and only the postponed U14 League football game in two weeks time to look forward to.

With all due respect, you subscribe to MUTV for the youth team.

check and mate

[KolaKubes]

With all due respect, you subscribe to MUTV for the youth team.

check and mate

[slaps Lamps round side of head, "no you dunce, the pawn can't hop over my piece like that, you're thinking of checkers"]

MUTV has Paddy Crerand. He is like the antidote to all ABUism everywhere, I love it.

I bet you even go and watch the U16 Camogies training.

Actually, I bet that's top of your list, camcorder in one hand....

[Roman Abramovich]

i have an 1989 liverpool v arsenal program.




































signed by michael thomas.
was worth way way way more if he hadnt signed it to me.

[Lamps]

[slaps Lamps round side of head, "no you dunce, the pawn can't hop over my piece like that, you're thinking of checkers"]

MUTV has Paddy Crerand. He is like the antidote to all ABUism everywhere, I love it.

I bet you even go and watch the U16 Camogies training.

Actually, I bet that's top of your list, camcorder in one hand....

You're probably the one person on here that I wouldn't put that past.

How dodgy is that.

[Exile on main street]

POL's silence is deafening in this thread...

[Rebel Yell]

I have a great interest in sport.

I follow Cork GAA.

I also used to like Tony Alcock in the bowling and quite a fondness for the legend that was Eddie "steady eddie" Charlton. Liked Cowboy Bob Anderson in the darts.

I was up the attic the other day and found a big box of my old programmes(these are the things you get when you go to matches).

Amongst my collection I have 1986 Cup final, autographed by the Liverpool team which was gotten at the Liverpool Irealnd game at flower lodge, I have over a hundred GAA ones going back beyond Pairc Ui Chaoimh, I've got Munster V the Alll Blacks and Aussies at Muzzer, I've got Ireland V England in soccer in 82 and 92. Even a chelsea one , the night eddie newton supposedly was involved in a traffic accident in Ballyphehane, I've gotten City v Spurs at Muzzer with Paul F*cking Stewarts autograph, City V Bayern, and many many more.

My sporting credentials are not in doubt my soft drink loving friend.

That we fail to hop on every second bandwagon that rolls into town is our strength not a weakness.

Here endth the lesson.

Next...

What lesson.....I've been to many of those games you mention but i can go back much further ...and to call me soft and drink loving would be incorrect.
But, fair dues for finally clarifying that you are a GAA follower...I can now see past the rugby hating bile.

[POL]

What lesson.....I've been to many of those games you mention but i can go back much further ...and to call me soft and drink loving would be incorrect.
But, fair dues for finally clarifying that you are a GAA follower...I can now see past the rugby hating bile.if you didn't spend your days discussing shaving your balls on the morons forum you'd know well, that we are GAA men first and foremost, like the proper sports forum contributors do. Next.

[gregson1]

Found a complete world cup 90 album, all parts and stickers.
A class sticker album if ever there was one

have it at home somewhere... the GREATEST sticker album ever... spent thousands(ok hundreds) on it... truly a great collectors item...

[POL]

have it at home somewhere... the GREATEST sticker album ever... spent thousands(ok hundreds) on it... truly a great collectors item...I have a fully complete one of these aswell in immaculate condition, would they be worth anything?

[Rebel Yell]

if you didn't spend your days discussing shaving your balls on the morons forum you'd know well, that we are GAA men first and foremost, like the proper sports forum contributors do. Next.

And if ye did not devote every second thread to criticising Irish rugby then it may be clearer to those of us who don't spend our entire day on here !!!

[gregson1]

I have a fully complete one of these aswell in immaculate condition, would they be worth anything?

dunno, maybe... couldn't wait each week for greatest goals... then one week, gordon banks was in it from stopping pele scoring...

[Eoin]

have it at home somewhere... the GREATEST sticker album ever... spent thousands(ok hundreds) on it... truly a great collectors item...

I never managed to fill it all, I was missing loads of the red ones and 1 or 2 of the golden goals.

Definitely the best sticker album ever. I'm sure I have it at home in the parents gaff somewhere.

[Eoin]

I have a fully complete one of these aswell in immaculate condition, would they be worth anything?

I'd say it could be worth a bit if its in decent nick POL.

Mine was in fucking bits.

[homer jay]

I have a fully complete one of these aswell in immaculate condition, would they be worth anything?

yeah, i have it too, in very good condition. if ya find out if it's worth anything, let me know.

[gregson1]

what's the meaning of the sig, Homer Jay???

[Rebel Yell]

I had the Mexico 86 one ....was a bit old for that kinda carry on in 1990...

My brother has it somewhere though...they have that kind of old musty aroma now that years of attic dwelling does to such things.

[gregson1]

guy selling it here for €30ish

http://sports-memorabilia.listings .ebay.ie/Trading-Cards-Stickers_1990s_W0QQs acatZ2970QQsocmdZLis tingItemList

[homer jay]

what's the meaning of the sig, Homer Jay???

i was at this guys (http://www.omidnoagenda.com/) gig in the comedy club friday night. he used it as a quick joke and i just thought it was pretty funny.

if you find it offensive in any way, i'll take it down.

[gregson1]

i was at this guys (http://www.omidnoagenda.com/) gig in the comedy club friday night. he used it as a quick joke and i just thought it was pretty funny.

if you find it offensive in any way, i'll take it down.

not at all... was just wondering

[KolaKubes]

Come to think of it, when I was a kid, I liked playing sport but I'd fuck all interest in talking about it. I was into dinosaurs, and science and stuff. I had a subscription to Time magazine at one stage. Which I cancelled to subscribe to Man Utd magazine.

Hmmm, seems like a retrograde step now come to think of it.

[homer jay]

Come to think of it, when I was a kid, I liked playing sport but I'd fuck all interest in talking about it. I was into dinosaurs, and science and stuff. I had a subscription to Time magazine at one stage. Which I cancelled to subscribe to Man Utd magazine.

Hmmm, seems like a retrograde step now come to think of it.

y'know who you remind me of...rimmer from red dwarf

[KolaKubes]

y'know who you remind me of...rimmer from red dwarf

y'know what you remind me of....

nothing boy, who would write a character like you into at TV programme like. :P

[baby face]

was more into it as a young fella hence the attic. I also got most of the GAA one's from the grandfather.

I'm not sure whats the best programme i have, i have a lot of ones from 84-90 in hurling while not being that old, produced some great games.
I have some centerary stuff which is quite good.

The actual best programme would be the 86 cup final.

Have a load of club ones which are worth nothing, mainly filled with adds for bucthers and cobblers.
Found a complete world cup 90 album, all parts and stickers.
A class sticker album if ever there was onecleaning out my attic last week and i found the johnny i used when i banged lamps mother .seen that you like collecting pieces of shit taught you might want it

[KolaKubes]

cleaning out my attic last week and i found the johnny i used when i banged lamps mother .seen that you like collecting pieces of shit taught you might want it

You should have lent it to his dad when you were done.

[Sound]

You should have lent it to his dad when you were done.

:lol:

[baby face]

LAMPS DAD ? could be anyone.she took a lot of pipe in her day

[KolaKubes]

LAMPS DAD ? could be anyone.she took a lot of pipe in her day

So did he by all accounts.

[mr m]

Do Lamps and POL know each other in real life or is it just a weird internet realtionship they have going on with each other ? This is a far more important question.

[KolaKubes]

Do Lamps and POL know each other in real life or is it just a weird internet realtionship they have going on with each other ? This is a far more important question.

I suspect they're brothers.

Here we see Jr entertaining some visitors to the Hane last summer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdzThgveHwQ

[mr m]

I suspect they're brothers.

Here we see Jr entertaining some visitors to the Hane last summer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdzThgveHwQ

Haven't seent that in a long time. Handsome devil. Must download and watch again.

[Lamps]

So did he by all accounts.

Yo Mama jokes! :)

From the lad who liked dinasouars, who never kissed a girl til he was 25, then told his friends off the internet about his pain.

It actually is quite a sad story

[Sound]

Yo Mama jokes! :)

From the lad who liked dinasouars, who never kissed a girl til he was 25, then told his friends off the internet about his pain.

It actually is quite a sad story

Pfft!


(really?)

[Lamps]

Pfft!


(really?)

Check out my sig.


and read between the lines

;)

[POL]

must have been hand shandys for Kola for many a year :lol!:

[Lamps]

must have been hand shandys for Kola for many a year :lol!:

Does any else get the feeling that MUTV isn't the only subscription channel he forks out for. The dirty bastard :lol!:

[KolaKubes]

Yo Mama jokes! :)

From the lad who liked dinasouars, who never kissed a girl til he was 25, then told his friends off the internet about his pain.

It actually is quite a sad story

What is wrong with dinosaurs?

http://www.newtekpro.com/ArtGallery/2002/04/12.jpg

As for the rest, you're lying again Lamps, tut tut.

Well, ok, I do tell my internet "friends" about my "pain". Mea culpa.

It's a bit rich mind, coming from a bloke who's main relationships in life are with his fist and his collection of dog eared programs. Fucking anorak. And you have a pop at me for watching MUTV?!

[Lamps]

What is wrong with dinosaurs?


As for the rest, you're lying again Lamps, tut tut.

Well, ok, I do tell my internet "friends" about my "pain". Mea culpa.

It's a bit rich mind, coming from a bloke who's main relationships in life are with his fist and his collection of dog eared programs. Fucking anorak. And you have a pop at me for watching MUTV?!

Rattled science boy.

8)

Go tell Daisy the big boys are laughing at you again.

Or have a wank

[Sound]

There is no way that either of you two are over 15 years old.

None.

[Rebel Yell]

There is no way that either of you two are over 15 years old.

None.

I was thinking 21/22...surely no more than that !!!

[Lamps]

;)

[FL4ZGN]

MUTV is shit.

FACT.

[Lamps]

MUTV is shit.

FACT.

you philistine, how dare you. its the antidote to abusim

FFS

[FL4ZGN]

you philistine, how dare you. its the antidote to abusim

FFS

I support Manchester United.

I have not purchased a replica shirt since 1991.

When you remove the word "Football Club" from a shirt to line the pockets of a few directors something seriously stinks in the state of Manchester.

[KolaKubes]

Rattled science boy.

8)

Go tell Daisy the big boys are laughing at you again.

Or have a wank

Why do you keep talking about wanking Lamps?

[opens clipboard]

Sit down over on that couch and make yourself comfortable.

Now, let's start with your mother, were you breastfed?

[KolaKubes]

MUTV is shit.

FACT.

MUTV is good.

FACT.

[FL4ZGN]

MUTV is good.

FACT.

If you are 15 it is otherwise it is a total watse of money.

[Lamps]

Why do you keep talking about wanking Lamps?

[opens clipboard]

Sit down over on that couch and make yourself comfortable.

Now, let's start with your mother, were you breastfed?

role pay now.

keep me out of your fantasies you sick bastard.

[KolaKubes]

role pay now.

keep me out of your fantasies you sick bastard.

And another thing, what do you do?

You're on here at almost 8am every morning but never outside working hours?

I'm betting a security guard of some description but that's just a stab.

[KolaKubes]

If you are 15 it is otherwise it is a total watse of money.

I like it. Last year, the reserves with Rossi, Pique, Gibson, Evans et all were playing better football than our first team. Well worth watching.

[POL]

I like it. Last year, the reserves with Rossi, Pique, Gibson, Evans et all were playing better football than our first team. Well worth watching.opium for the masses

[Lamps]

And another thing, what do you do?

You're on here at almost 8am every morning but never outside working hours?

I'm betting a security guard of some description but that's just a stab.

Try harder, babestation

[KolaKubes]

Try harder, babestation

Hmm, I dunno, I figure you'd be academically able for some sort of low grade officework. But that could be anything. The bit I don't understand is how come you're never on in the evening. Seems a bit strange that someone in your age bracket wouldn't have internet at home. Maybe you're too busy leafing through your collection of programs? Or watching GAA beo on TG4? Or perhaps you have it designated for quality family time?

Oooh, maybe you're a raging alco and its straight into the pub after work to get sozzled?

Seriously, I'm intrigued.

It's like you've opened a little door into your fiercely guarded private life with this revelation about your program collection and now, speaking for myself at any rate, I simply must know more.

[FL4ZGN]

Try harder, babestation

Channel 908.

[Lamps]

Hmm, I dunno, I figure you'd be academically able for some sort of low grade officework. But that could be anything. The bit I don't understand is how come you're never on in the evening. Seems a bit strange that someone in your age bracket wouldn't have internet at home. Maybe you're too busy leafing through your collection of programs? Or watching GAA beo on TG4? Or perhaps you have it designated for quality family time?

Oooh, maybe you're a raging alco and its straight into the pub after work to get sozzled?

Seriously, I'm intrigued.

It's like you've opened a little door into your fiercely guarded private life with this revelation about your program collection and now, speaking for myself at any rate, I simply must know more.

I intrigue you. Jesus lad, I think i'll take a step back.

I originally pictured you as a sort of Ross Gellar without the girlfriend(excluding the babestation gals of course), but with the Hillbourough thing, the Amsterdam debacle and series of Jilted Dear Deidre's I'm starting to shit it.

http://images.rottentomatoe s.com/images/movie/gallery/1115942/OneHourPhoto-photo_03_hires.jpg

[KolaKubes]

I intrigue you. Jesus lad, I think i'll take a step back.

I originally pictured you as a sort of Ross Gellar without the girlfriend

Good good, take a step or two more while you're at it fuckwit.

[Lamps]

Good good, take a step or two more while you're at it fuckwit.

:D

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[KolaKubes]

:D

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No shit. You fucking child.

[Lamps]

No shit. You fucking child.


Listen here lad, I think the best thing you can do is stick me on ignore and then you won't keep getting hurt. I've noticed a pattern here, every few weeks you get the courage up to take on the SFI and quickly get beaten down and humiliated.

Its time for you to move on.

[KolaKubes]

Listen here lad, I think the best thing you can do is stick me on ignore and then you won't keep getting hurt. I've noticed a pattern here, every few weeks you get the courage up to take on the SFI and quickly get beaten down and humiliated.

Its time for you to move on.

Like fuck, at least amidst my twaddle there's the odd decent post. You add nothing to the forum, you should move on yourself.

Parker.

If you're so good at "noticing" things, why is that you wake every morning, look in the mirror and haven't spotted the cunt blinking back at you?

[POL]

Like fuck, at least amidst my twaddle there's the odd decent post. You add nothing to the forum, you should move on yourself.

Parker.

If you're so good at "noticing" things, why is that you wake every morning, look in the mirror and haven't spotted the cunt blinking back at you?
I have to say, as an outsider here, you are fairly rattled in this thread kola

[Lamps]

Like fuck, at least amidst my twaddle there's the odd decent post. You add nothing to the forum, you should move on yourself.

Parker.

If you're so good at "noticing" things, why is that you wake every morning, look in the mirror and haven't spotted the cunt blinking back at you?

Somebody give this fella a hug, its getting very near bash the head off the keyboard time, or failing that a quick wank.

Get one of the birds in here stat.
Daisy? Melons? Carmona?

[KolaKubes]

I have to say, as an outsider here, you are fairly rattled in this thread kola

First, I am henceforth embracing rattlement. Lamps is a tosser. You're not as bad but less amusing.

Somebody give this fella a hug, its getting very near bash the head off the keyboard time, or failing that a quick wank.

Get one of the birds in here stat.
Daisy? Melons? Carmona?

Good stuff, I bet they're even aware of Scott Parker's Chelsea career.

[Lamps]

First, I am henceforth embracing rattlement. Lamps is a tosser. You're not as bad but less amusing.



Good stuff, I bet they're even aware of Scott Parker's Chelsea career.

You gotta move with the times Norman, its all about reinvention at the level the SFI operate at.

Scott Parker and Turkey Vidic is old news, you may have noticed that I move at pace. Refering to you as FatKolaTom, KKK, Dr Pubes and Babestation are merely transient monickers each playing their own part in the drip destruction of a poster not fit to lick the boots of the forum overlords. Thats just one of the differences between clod like yourself and a tried and trusted INTERNET veteran like myself. Calling it a mismatch doesn't even describe it.
You be better off picking fights with Lame, thats your level. You'd have a better laugh lad.

Next..

[Sound]

Re-invention?!?

This guff would put an adrenalin shot to sleep. On a day when we have Roy shouting the odds, a vital qualifier, the aftermath of the 6 nations, the bewildering success of the cricket team and the league- this is the tripe people are coming out with. If ye just want to call people names, there is a morons forum for just that level of carry on.

[KolaKubes]

Re-invention?!?

This guff would put an adrenalin shot to sleep. On a day when we have Roy shouting the odds, a vital qualifier, the aftermath of the 6 nations, the bewildering success of the cricket team and the league- this is the tripe people are coming out with. If ye just want to call people names, there is a morons forum for just that level of carry on.

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you on experience.

When will I learn.:rolleyes: