Uninsured Driving Lessons

Posted on Apr 3, 2003 in Osama Bin Murphy

 
 


With rising insurance costs reducing both the posh and madeee factor of your vehicle will put you outside the law which forces you to give your wages to the posh langers who run insurance companies so they can afford a landrover and RCYC membership. Langers.

 
The velocity you are traveling at will not allow you to read signs accurately. Indicate to traffic that you intend to pull in from the main carrigeway for a thorough sconse at them.   No white things, no bikes, no travellers on pieballs and no walking with mad gatches. Road signs like this state the law which is valid everday except on Sunday mornings.
 
 Caution and astute road awareness are essential while at the helm of your new vehicle especially with the increased number of poshies around driving unnecessarily big landrovers.   A firm grip on the wheel will give you full control of your road eater although it is not clear what exactly Bin Murphy is grabbing here.

 
 
Murphy begins to indicate that he will be merging with traffic approaching from his rear.   Occasionally your vehicle will suffer minor damage like wheel loss (front left in this case). Altering your propulsion technique is all that is required to maintain full speed.
 
Bin Murphy demonstrates the practicalities of driving a smaller vehicle here in Douglas Court Shopping Centre with perfect parallel parking technique. No insurance to pay means more grade to buy stuff.   Leaving your vehicle unattended is unwise as you are not insured for theft. Stalling on until some feen you know comes along who'll go into Dunnes for you is the job while you get a well earned rest.
 


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