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PROC Election Manifesto I

Posted on Apr 26, 2007 in Osama Bin Murphy

 
 

 

PROC Election Policies
Osama Bin Murphy

After the People's Republic of Cork's recent Ard Fheis and hardcore-lah meeting a number of interesting policies have been laid out for the upcoming General Election. As topics for the election are, let's face it, a tad mundane the PROC Party has decided to announce the first batch of a range of shameless new policies as part of it's manifesto to win the popular vote.

Comeonwilla!

Instead of worrying you about economic policies, house prices and infrastructure the Peoples Republic has decided to offer a bored electorate an alternative range of policies to balance the seriousness of its main agenda - namely achieving independence from the Dublin Government and the Republic of Ireland. More on that another time.

The problem with the mounds of electoral newsletters from politicians (often claiming to be "issue 3" yet nobody remembers the first two editions) pouring in your door is that quite often to the voter all that seems to vary are the smiling faces appealing for your vote - some moderately attractive'

 

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