There’s mayhem on Maylor Street as an attempted invasion of Cork by the FAI is taking place. Its time for you to go into action against the enemy in our New† Shoot ‘Em Up Game." />

PRC Shoot ‘Em Up

Posted on Nov 26, 2002 in Osama Bin Murphy

 
 

Cork Under Attack!


††There’s mayhem on Maylor Street as an attempted invasion of Cork by the FAI is taking place. Its time for you to go into action against the enemy in our new †Shoot ‘Em Up Game.

††This is a unique opportunity for you to vent your anger at the recent developments in this year’s† developments in the world of soccer concerning your own City.†

(if you haven’t got Flash on your computer click here†to download it)


SCORES

FAI Official=10
Having convinced everyone except us Corkonians with their Mickey Mouse tactics they have decided to try to take over the city. Hiding in appropriate places such behind bins, eating prawn sandwiches rejected from Brown Thomas the almost worthless officials show their faces with annoying regularity. We don’t want a trace of these when you’re finished.

Alfie=25
Accidentally got off the bus in the WRONG city. Look at him whining with his manky “broken” leg and sky blue Man City jersey. All contact of course is unintentional and has not been premeditated. Which knee was it again Alfie? We know who the real faker is.
†
TV Reporter =25
The Media just won’t shag off. They’ve found a way into Cork through the new main drainage scheme and are popping up out of the sewers. With all the shite they write and because they’re in over-supply we’re afraid its only twenty five for these langers.

Non World Cup Soccer Ball = 50
The spinning football shoots across the screen every now and then. Use your AK47 and not your boot to blow it up for extra points.†

FAI Airship = 80
Look what they’ve been wasting all the money on! Instead of making sure there were proper facilities and training equipment at the World Cup they bought an airship instead!† Let them know what you think and blow it out of the SKY! (pun intended)

Star = 150
Test your skill to see if you can hit the star on the road sign.


Click here†to go to Maylor Street now

Download Flash if you haven't got it (only takes†about†a minute!)

 

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