News Articles

 

Halloween: The Forgotten Windows

Cork is in danger of wiping out Halloween with the rush to get the Christmas buzz going although Ringaskiddy keeps the vigil all year 'round...

Read More

How Cork are you?

10 questions from Re-Education Committee Commisar Pudgee Redgee to keep you in check....

Read More

Cork vs Wexford: Match Preview

Next victims on Cork's unstoppable march to a 29th All-Ireland Hurling Championship are Wexford, who face the all-conquering Rebels in Sunday's semi-final at Croke Park.

Read More

Cork 2005 Annouce First Projects

Liverpool versus Cork City FC? A television station dedicated to Cork?....sound like de berries!

Read More

Mickey Biscuits

Also spotted hanging around South Main Street this week, grieving for Sir Henrys, was Mickey Biscuits - a man for whom there will never be a time like '92 again...

Read More

The Big Funeral

The Big Funeral

A sad and quiet service was held by ex-Henrys 'Sweater' Tommy Mitsu in honour of the late Sir Henry last night......

Read More

Nuclear Reactor in UCC

The news that UCC has been housing a nuclear reactor for the last 17 years will have many Corkonians liquidating their jocks but Danny Elbow appeals for calm with an interesting solution.....

Read More

Tellys In The Taxis

We've got so ahead of ourselves in Cork that the cabs are going around with tellys in them.....frightenin' the daylights out of us too!

Read More

Exam Guide 4: Using Cogs Effectively

Get the most from your cogs for your leaving cert. It could mean the difference between studying fish farming in Meath and medicine at UCC....

Read More

Exam Guide 3: PRC Career Advice

What if the best thing you did in the Maths exam was the cartoon in the margin? Besides drink there are plenty of other options.....

Read More

Caught By The Short And Curlies

Our April fools joke caught some of you by the short and curlies. Here's a sample of some of the emails we received yesterday....

Read More

Annoucement: QM Media Takeover

A new team has just arrived to help make this website the most popular in the British Isles.....

Read More

Time Keeping Cork Style

With our rather relaxed attitude to the phenomenon of time keeping an independent Cork could establish its very own time zone...

Read More

PRC General Proposes International Invasion

While international eyes are off the ball PRC General Pudgy Red Gee proposes that the PRC should invade another sovereign nation without delay.....

Read More

Post Keane Counselling

Post Keane Stress Disorder is a legitimate illness affecting the rebel County but don't get your langer in a twist just yet it looks like you could be entitled to compo...

Read More

The Coldest Places In Cork

With the easterly winds a blowing here is your guide to those wild Cork spots that will send the shakin' up your bacon....

Read More

 
 

Advertising