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CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tuoooo

CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tuoooo

How often will you be mugged when your area becomes part of the city? And will you still be able to have ten pints and drive home after dropping your kids off to school?

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CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Wan

CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Wan

If you're terrified by the prospect of the city boundary expanding into your peaceful rural bliss read our guide...

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New Year’s Resolutions for the Corkman

New Year’s Resolutions for the Corkman

Take a moment to see how you can bring your Corkonianism to the next level with our top 10 new year's resolutions...

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Sure Tiz Only Murder - 10 Tips For Cut-Throat Sales Shopping

Sure Tiz Only Murder - 10 Tips For Cut-Throat Sales Shopping

Christmas sales are starting earlier and earlier every year so whether it’s a last-minute present or a 6am bargain follow our no nonsense guide to getting the bargains you just have to have....

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Misery Guts Unpacks SHARE Sticker He’s Been Using For 20 Years

Misery Guts Unpacks SHARE Sticker He’s Been Using For 20 Years

Montenotte tightarse swans into town with a 20 year old sticker so he doesn't have to give money to charity...

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Ryanair Set To Officially Recognise ‘Passengers’

Ryanair Set To Officially Recognise ‘Passengers’

After refusing to give recognition to unions until last week Ryanair are now said to be considering doing the same for passengers. Internal memo suggests Ryanair may change the way customers are referred to from ‘vile ungrateful scum’ to ‘vile ungrateful human scum’

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10 Ways To Convince Cork Exiles to Move Home

10 Ways To Convince Cork Exiles to Move Home

Our flawless money-back guarantee guide to convincing Cork exiles to return home for good...

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The Best Gift for Proud Corkonians This Christmas

The Best Gift for Proud Corkonians This Christmas

High end beautifully hand crafted string art encased in a solid Irish hardwood white deep box frame. Get it delivered to any Corkonian's doorstep from Allihies to Alaska...

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Pana Papers: Signup for a PROC Offshore Bank Account Today

Pana Papers: Signup for a PROC Offshore Bank Account Today

Got a langer load of spondoolies you need to hide from that tax grabbing crowd up in Dublin but would love your friends to know about? Join PROC bank today and let us make stashing your cash easier than playing hurling against Kerrymen.

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‘Welcome to Cork’ Street Art - Part 2

‘Welcome to Cork’ Street Art - Part 2

There are political langballs all over the shop trying to divide nations and reverse integration and tolerance. We shouldn't take Cork's contrasting harmony for granted...

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So Much Winning: Which double are you on about, bah?

So Much Winning: Which double are you on about, bah?

The FAI Cup double? The Cup and League double? Or the Men and Women double? Your guide to the mesmerising stack of Cork City FC victories, doubles and double-doubles...

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Dundalk Fans To Receive Comeuppance Award

Dundalk Fans To Receive Comeuppance Award

After spending the entire FAI cup booing Cork City goalkeeper Mark McNulty and then witnessing his stunning cup winning penalty save, Dundalk fans are to receive a special award...

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Traffic Box Mural - The Real King of Football

Traffic Box Mural - The Real King of Football

John Caulfield achieved the league and FAI Cup double this year clearly making him the king of world football...

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8 Things We Loved About Dejazz

8 Things We Loved About Dejazz

There's a consensus that this one was the best yet. Here's the simple stuff we liked.

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Start Referring to Sonia as Three Time World Champion

Start Referring to Sonia as Three Time World Champion

As former Chinese athlete team doctor admits those who "defeated" Sonia's O'Sullivan were off their faces we shouldn't wait in vain for the Gold medals to be given to their rightful owner. Instead we should just change how we refer to Cork's greatest ever runner...

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The Case for Cork To Remain Within the Republic of Ireland

The Case for Cork To Remain Within the Republic of Ireland

Like Catalans not everyone in Cork wants independence. Apparently. Time for a balanced review of why Cork should remain under the oppressive boot of the Dublin government...

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