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Delivery Driver Couldn’t Be Arsed Checking If You’re Home

Delivery Driver Couldn’t Be Arsed Checking If You’re Home

Courier Jason ‘Short Puc’ Lawlor from Ballyphehane has admitted he doesn’t even bother getting out of the van to see if people are at home anymore when delivering packages...

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Smug first time Mum-To-Be in Shock After Realising ‘They Actually Come Out Your Vagina’

Smug first time Mum-To-Be in Shock After Realising ‘They Actually Come Out Your Vagina’

Even though she “sort of knew how it worked all along” a young expectant first-time mum is in shock this morning after the reality that she will have to force a small child out through her vagina suddenly hit her.

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February 2017 - Cork Live Music Preview

February 2017 - Cork Live Music Preview

Raising Jupiter, Midge Ure, Dinosaur, Donna Taggart, Karl Blau and lots more..

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Health Minister Aging Five Times Faster Than Growth in A&E Queues

Health Minister Aging Five Times Faster Than Growth in A&E Queues

Consultants in Cork who recently met the health minister Simon Harris say that the 30 year old is ageing approximately five times faster than regular men his age.

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Satan Signs Up To Jobs Website After Trump Inauguration

Satan Signs Up To Jobs Website After Trump Inauguration

Satan provided a steady stream of evil for the planet to contend with but his position has become redundant by Trump’s presidency so he's looking for a job....

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Grim Reaper Can’t Believe He Didn’t Think of McGowan in 2016

Grim Reaper Can’t Believe He Didn’t Think of McGowan in 2016

Friends of Shane McGowan based in Cork say the singer is feeling particularly edgy about the new year having escaped the grim reaper's celebrity death scythe in 2016....

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School Admissions Policy: Parents Should Show Deep Religious Faith in Cork

School Admissions Policy: Parents Should Show Deep Religious Faith in Cork

Under the PROC government schools in the Rebel County will require parents to display a deep religious faith in Cork...

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January 2017 - Cork Live Music Preview

January 2017 - Cork Live Music Preview

Wallis Bird, James Vincent McMorrow, James McMurty, Ian Shaw, Lynda Cullen, Sarah Jarosz at the Ballincollig Winter Music Festival and much more...

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Cork Hopes For 2017

Cork Hopes For 2017

We look at the year ahead with our red tinted glasses to see what lies in store...

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Pure Cork Moments of 2016

Pure Cork Moments of 2016

Pulling like a dog, yet another Ladies Football title, Rob's bronze medal, winning the FAI Cup, commemorating Dublin's failings and lots more to mull over during de crissmuss....

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PROC Guide to Christmas Panic

PROC Guide to Christmas Panic

Christmas wouldn’t be the same without a getting arrested for parking in a disabled spot or being escorted out of a book shop by security because you lost the rag when they told you Rob Heffernan’s book was sold out. Here are the top ways you can unwittingly turn into a complete langer this Christmas….

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Cork Metro - Passenger FAQ

Cork Metro - Passenger FAQ

We answer some frequently asked questions from intending passengers on the city's new subway system...

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Cork Metro Unveiled

Cork Metro Unveiled

The PROC Transport Authority unveils Leeside's new metro system. Get on board, buy the t-shirt and please mind the gaf....

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December 2016 - Cork Gig Preview

December 2016 - Cork Gig Preview

Up this month to round off the year are gigs from The Strypes, Lisa Hannigan, The Dead Heavys, The New York Brass Band, Talos and lots more..

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Obama Urged to Press The Button And Be Done With It

Obama Urged to Press The Button And Be Done With It

Outgoing U.S. president Barrack Obama has been urged to input the nuclear codes as soon as possible and just be done with it...which on the upside could make getting a bit of schmoke down in west Cork even easier...

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November 2016: Cork’s Gig Preview

November 2016: Cork’s Gig Preview

Check out our 3 min video of all the good stuff coming your way this month including Lake Street Dive, Kris Drever, Will Varley, Chainska Brassika, Anja Lechner & Franҫois Couturier and lots more....

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