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Clonakilty to Be CompletelyPowered By Stag Parties by 2019

Clonakilty to Be CompletelyPowered By Stag Parties by 2019

Sustainable energy supporters have got a major boost after Clonakilty revealed that it will become the first town in Ireland to be powered entirely by stag and hen parties.

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Single Woman About to Issue Patronising ‘Common Sense’ Advice to Parent Friend

Single Woman About to Issue Patronising ‘Common Sense’ Advice to Parent Friend

A idiot has decided to make a badly timed intervention to “help” her friend and mother of three young children to be a better parent....

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Politician Caught Dealing Ounce of Decency

Politician Caught Dealing Ounce of Decency

PROC can exclusively reveal that a senior Cork politician was recently arrested by Gardaí having been found in possession of an ounce of decency with intent to supply...

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March 2017 - Cork Gig Preview

March 2017 - Cork Gig Preview

The Riptide Movement, August Wells, Marc Copeland, Warsaw Radio, Marlene Enright, Usher's Island at St. Lukes and Gig na Gaelainne at city Hall...

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Outrage as 82 Restaurants in the McKenna’s Top 100 Not in Cork

Outrage as 82 Restaurants in the McKenna’s Top 100 Not in Cork

Food guide fail. Every Cork person knows that ALL of the country’s best restaurants are in Cork.

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Judge awards €30,000 Compo to man who was hit by car in a dream

Judge awards €30,000 Compo to man who was hit by car in a dream

Cork Judge awards a young man from Gurranabraher €30,000 compensation having been hit by a car being driven by a two headed Lllama during a dream.

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Lamp this Unreal Drone Video of Cork

Lamp this Unreal Drone Video of Cork

If you have a Cork fetish like us then this will get you off big time...

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Extreme Weather Watch: Ireland Being Blasted by FIERCE Category 5 Mildness

Extreme Weather Watch: Ireland Being Blasted by FIERCE Category 5 Mildness

Emergency Weather Committee seek €500 million relief fund as incredible mildness sets in over the country...

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Expat Phones Home to Tell Family Weather is Better in Australia

Expat Phones Home to Tell Family Weather is Better in Australia

A Corkman and emigrant has made a series of phone calls home again to let his family and friends know that the weather is better in Australia....

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Delivery Driver Couldn’t Be Arsed Checking If You’re Home

Delivery Driver Couldn’t Be Arsed Checking If You’re Home

Courier Jason ‘Short Puc’ Lawlor from Ballyphehane has admitted he doesn’t even bother getting out of the van to see if people are at home anymore when delivering packages...

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Smug first time Mum-To-Be in Shock After Realising ‘They Actually Come Out Your Vagina’

Smug first time Mum-To-Be in Shock After Realising ‘They Actually Come Out Your Vagina’

Even though she “sort of knew how it worked all along” a young expectant first-time mum is in shock this morning after the reality that she will have to force a small child out through her vagina suddenly hit her.

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February 2017 - Cork Live Music Preview

February 2017 - Cork Live Music Preview

Raising Jupiter, Midge Ure, Dinosaur, Donna Taggart, Karl Blau and lots more..

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Health Minister Aging Five Times Faster Than Growth in A&E Queues

Health Minister Aging Five Times Faster Than Growth in A&E Queues

Consultants in Cork who recently met the health minister Simon Harris say that the 30 year old is ageing approximately five times faster than regular men his age.

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Satan Signs Up To Jobs Website After Trump Inauguration

Satan Signs Up To Jobs Website After Trump Inauguration

Satan provided a steady stream of evil for the planet to contend with but his position has become redundant by Trump’s presidency so he's looking for a job....

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Grim Reaper Can’t Believe He Didn’t Think of McGowan in 2016

Grim Reaper Can’t Believe He Didn’t Think of McGowan in 2016

Friends of Shane McGowan based in Cork say the singer is feeling particularly edgy about the new year having escaped the grim reaper's celebrity death scythe in 2016....

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School Admissions Policy: Parents Should Show Deep Religious Faith in Cork

School Admissions Policy: Parents Should Show Deep Religious Faith in Cork

Under the PROC government schools in the Rebel County will require parents to display a deep religious faith in Cork...

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