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Smug first time Mum-To-Be in Shock After Realising ‘They Actually Come Out Your Vagina’

Smug first time Mum-To-Be in Shock After Realising ‘They Actually Come Out Your Vagina’

Even though she “sort of knew how it worked all along” a young expectant first-time mum is in shock this morning after the reality that she will have to force a small child out through her vagina suddenly hit her.

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February 2017 - Cork Live Music Preview

February 2017 - Cork Live Music Preview

Raising Jupiter, Midge Ure, Dinosaur, Donna Taggart, Karl Blau and lots more..

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Health Minister Aging Five Times Faster Than Growth in A&E Queues

Health Minister Aging Five Times Faster Than Growth in A&E Queues

Consultants in Cork who recently met the health minister Simon Harris say that the 30 year old is ageing approximately five times faster than regular men his age.

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Satan Signs Up To Jobs Website After Trump Inauguration

Satan Signs Up To Jobs Website After Trump Inauguration

Satan provided a steady stream of evil for the planet to contend with but his position has become redundant by Trump’s presidency so he's looking for a job....

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Grim Reaper Can’t Believe He Didn’t Think of McGowan in 2016

Grim Reaper Can’t Believe He Didn’t Think of McGowan in 2016

Friends of Shane McGowan based in Cork say the singer is feeling particularly edgy about the new year having escaped the grim reaper's celebrity death scythe in 2016....

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