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Taoiseach Coveney to Hold Victory Rally in Cork’s Event Centre That He Helped Deliver

Taoiseach Coveney to Hold Victory Rally in Cork’s Event Centre That He Helped Deliver

It is only fitting that the winner of the Fine Gael leadership contest and Ireland's new Taoiseach will hold his victory rally in the Event Centre he assured us would be built...

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Cork Hurling Fan Really Regretting Booking Wedding For First Weekend in September

Cork Hurling Fan Really Regretting Booking Wedding For First Weekend in September

Rebel supporter Michael O’Driscoll has been day dreaming about Cork being in the All-Ireland final all day when he should have been ringing wedding DJs…

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Cork’s Top 10 Study Distractions

Cork’s Top 10 Study Distractions

It's exam time and there's no end to the temptations luring Cork's college students away from the books...

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DigiConJob: A business conference about setting up your own bullshit business conference

DigiConJob: A business conference about setting up your own bullshit business conference

Learn how to make a killing and set up your own digital marketing conference full of bluffers, wafflers and bullshitters...

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Thanks Dublin - This Month’s Top 5 Things to Be Grateful to The Pale For

Thanks Dublin - This Month’s Top 5 Things to Be Grateful to The Pale For

From the never ending bus strike and the Wall of Shame to the event centre shamble-a-thon and our airport's shorter runway there's so much to be grateful for...

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Clonakilty to Be CompletelyPowered By Stag Parties by 2019

Clonakilty to Be CompletelyPowered By Stag Parties by 2019

Sustainable energy supporters have got a major boost after Clonakilty revealed that it will become the first town in Ireland to be powered entirely by stag and hen parties.

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Single Woman About to Issue Patronising ‘Common Sense’ Advice to Parent Friend

Single Woman About to Issue Patronising ‘Common Sense’ Advice to Parent Friend

A idiot has decided to make a badly timed intervention to “help” her friend and mother of three young children to be a better parent....

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Politician Caught Dealing Ounce of Decency

Politician Caught Dealing Ounce of Decency

PROC can exclusively reveal that a senior Cork politician was recently arrested by Gardaí having been found in possession of an ounce of decency with intent to supply...

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March 2017 - Cork Gig Preview

March 2017 - Cork Gig Preview

The Riptide Movement, August Wells, Marc Copeland, Warsaw Radio, Marlene Enright, Usher's Island at St. Lukes and Gig na Gaelainne at city Hall...

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Outrage as 82 Restaurants in the McKenna’s Top 100 Not in Cork

Outrage as 82 Restaurants in the McKenna’s Top 100 Not in Cork

Food guide fail. Every Cork person knows that ALL of the country’s best restaurants are in Cork.

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Judge awards €30,000 Compo to man who was hit by car in a dream

Judge awards €30,000 Compo to man who was hit by car in a dream

Cork Judge awards a young man from Gurranabraher €30,000 compensation having been hit by a car being driven by a two headed Lllama during a dream.

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Lamp this Unreal Drone Video of Cork

Lamp this Unreal Drone Video of Cork

If you have a Cork fetish like us then this will get you off big time...

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Extreme Weather Watch: Ireland Being Blasted by FIERCE Category 5 Mildness

Extreme Weather Watch: Ireland Being Blasted by FIERCE Category 5 Mildness

Emergency Weather Committee seek €500 million relief fund as incredible mildness sets in over the country...

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Expat Phones Home to Tell Family Weather is Better in Australia

Expat Phones Home to Tell Family Weather is Better in Australia

A Corkman and emigrant has made a series of phone calls home again to let his family and friends know that the weather is better in Australia....

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Delivery Driver Couldn’t Be Arsed Checking If You’re Home

Delivery Driver Couldn’t Be Arsed Checking If You’re Home

Courier Jason ‘Short Puc’ Lawlor from Ballyphehane has admitted he doesn’t even bother getting out of the van to see if people are at home anymore when delivering packages...

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Smug first time Mum-To-Be in Shock After Realising ‘They Actually Come Out Your Vagina’

Smug first time Mum-To-Be in Shock After Realising ‘They Actually Come Out Your Vagina’

Even though she “sort of knew how it worked all along” a young expectant first-time mum is in shock this morning after the reality that she will have to force a small child out through her vagina suddenly hit her.

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